God, who had been tortured by the blood, tears, love, hatred, anger, ignorance, and paranoia of hundreds of millions of beings, finally woke up thousands of years after the demise of mankind.
So God, who had been "trained" for a period of time by the kind-hearted gods from all over the world, finally began his long journey of saving the world.
But it is impossible to be a part-time worker, especially not to work for a human being. Anyway, as long as He outsources the work as a part-time job, then He is not a God who is forced to work! (Hee hee)
Let's set a small goal first: let all lovely human beings be fed, clothed, healthy, and live to be ninety-nine!
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One day in the past dynasties, an omnipotent and omniscient god suddenly descended from the sky on colorful auspicious clouds, and said that he would lead them to a happy and happy life where everyone has food, clothing, dignity and a future. Naturally, they would not refuse! (Happy flowers)
But the joys and sorrows between people are not the same, at least for some foolish kings and traitorous ministers, they don't want to be happy.
Hu Hai, the second emperor of the Qin Dynasty, knelt down on the spot and said: "Please forgive me, Father! All this is caused by the two treacherous officials Zhao Gao and Li Si who are deceiving me!"
Qin Shihuang was furious and drew his sword to kill him.
Li Longji cried in grief: "I didn't want to do this. It's all the fault of the leader of the rebels, An Lushan. Emperor Taizong, can you forgive me?"
Tang Taizong didn't believe it, so he killed him with tears in his eyes.
Zhao Ji and Zhao Kuangyin...
Zhu Qizhen and Zhu Yuanzhang...
Please look forward to the special programs designed by the gods themselves:
"The Emperor's Horror Tour Group" "This is the fun of peeling skin" "Adventures of Ten Thousand Realms" "One Hundred Thousand Little Tips to Raise Humans to Ninety-nine" "Learn these 361 skills to stop living people from crying" "Feudal Emperors Also Learn to Farm" "The Base Camp of Filial Sons and Virtuous Grandsons" "The Qin Emperor, Han Dynasty, Wu Tang Zong and Song Zu bravely move forward! "The Historical Version of Extreme Challenge" "The Wild History Version of If You Are the One" "The World of Female Sovereigns, Come Here" "You Can Not Live, But You Can't Not Live in Your Eyes"
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#From now on, you don't have to ask God anymore, because your God has come! #
#There have been cowardly kings and traitorous ministers in all dynasties? How did you humans get so fat? Can you please pay attention to how God feels? ! #
#What's the big deal? The New Year's Eve celebrations are all children. They're here, why not just show off and have some fun? #
Supplement:
1. God is a real God, and humans are also real people. Unofficial history is also a real unofficial bushi, so whether God is a good person or not, only unofficial history is bad (please call me Qingtang Dahaoguo).
2. It is probably a live-streamed historical novel. As you can see from the title, there are a lot of unofficial histories (I already have this title, so please let me know). Of course, there are also official histories, miscellaneous books and strange stories, etc. The main plot is about justice coming from the sky, and using the power of sweeping thousands of armies to make up for the historical regrets of various dynasties and generations.
3. Foolish kings and treacherous ministers will be punished, because we cannot let the martyrs bleed and shed tears. If you don't like it, please be careful! If you see something you don't like, please discard the article without telling me, and please don't make personal attacks. Thank you very much! ! ! Finally, the contents of this article are all about parallel worlds and reject historical nihilism!
Purpose: Do your best in human matters before obeying destiny