Everyone in Teyvat Is in Prison [Genshin Impact]

As an ordinary person, Bai Zhixi spent ten years traveling the world. She has been a top member of the Final Feast, an apprentice at Bubu Pharmacy, and an honorary professor at the Akademiya...

Now she has returned to Fontaine to infiltrate a prison for a mission.

After she sneaks into prison, not only do all her old friends come chasing after her, but she also catches sight of the handsome prison warden.

Bai Zhixi: What a coincidence. Isn’t that the ex she dumped?

And so Bai Zhixi acquires a new task: carefully hiding her secret identity from her ex.

Ever since Bai Zhixi arrived, the Fortress of Meropide has become a popular tourist attraction.

Its business is booming, more and more people are insisting on serving time there, and elites from every nation are constantly crowding outside the prison gates.

One day, a reporter from the Steambird is invited into the Fortress of Meropide to interview this outstanding person’s fellow inmates.

Question: How did you become friends with her?

The powerful figures from every nation all hem and haw.

Owner of Mondstadt’s Dawn Winery: “The story begins with her climbing through my window in the middle of the night...”

Wangsheng Funeral Parlor consultant from Liyue: “This young lady has gifted hands. If you had experienced what she can do, you wouldn’t be asking that question.”

Acting Sage of Sumeru: “The kind of meeting you see in a trashy novel isn’t as much of an insult to people’s intelligence as you might think. It can happen.”

Head of the Yashiro Commission in Inazuma: “Liyue has an old saying: Don’t pick up men by the roadside.” He takes a deep sip of taro bubble tea, hiding his wounded expression. “I think we can remove the word ‘men.’”

Master of Bubu Pharmacy: “I’m a frail master. What could I possibly do to resist?”

At this point, two Harbingers of the Fatui step into the shot of their own accord to speak in her defense.

Tartaglia: “Women older than me are usually pretty fierce, but she’s absolutely a gentle and considerate big sister. When you’re by her side, you might even forget about fighting.”

One of the Doctor’s segments: “There aren’t many people I consider worthy opponents. And as for the one who managed to defeat me, heh, why do you think I stayed here?”

After the interview is published, everyone happens to meet outside Bai Zhixi’s door.

“How much longer are you going to hide in the Fortress of Meropide?”

Looking at the people blocking her doorway, Bai Zhixi grabs Wriothesley’s hand in a panic. “Officer, hear me out. I really am a law-abiding citizen!”

Wriothesley: “Hmm? Do we know each other? Ex! Girlfriend!”

Couple: Bai Zhixi (Nina) x Wriothesley

Theme: Turn over a new leaf and become a better person