A New Counselor's Onboarding Guide [Infinite]

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[Story Blurb]

I woke up, and the world had changed.

A text message suddenly appeared on my phone:

"Dear Counselor Wei He, our school warmly welcomes you. Here you'll find the world's cutest students, the kindest colleagues, and the easiest job."

After the red letters appeared, they slowly spread until blood-red covered the entire screen.

Wei He, staring at the screen: slowly types a question mark

Counselor? Who? Me?

Excerpt One:

On her first day at work, Wei He, forced to become a counselor at a school for monsters, found an employee handbook in a trash can:

[First Rule of Employment: Meet all the students' needs]

Wei He: Does that include a student wanting to eat me?

[Second Rule of Employment: Colleagues must love and support one another]

Wei He: Can I help a colleague die?

[Third Rule of Employment: Never question any of the school's orders]

Wei He: Understood! This means I'm supposed to be the principal!

Excerpt Two:

As they say, love what you do and do what you love.

Wei He, determined to become the monsters' "best teacher and friend," was so kind

When faced with a monster student pretending to have a toothache, but actually wanting to swallow her whole, Wei He efficiently plunged a knife into its heart and gently stroked its hair. "It's all right, sweetie. Once you're dead, it won't hurt anymore."

When faced with a colleague trying to steal her precious clues and constantly tripping her up, Wei He knew this had to be her colleague's way of helping her grow faster.

For a kindness received, repay it a hundredfold! Through tears, she stripped her colleague down to their underwear. "Grow up quickly, colleague! You have to become someone useful to the school!"

When faced with a boss who kept giving her trouble for no reason and inviting her upstairs for tea, Wei He scratched her head and instantly understood: Why was the boss calling her instead of someone else? It had to be because they valued her!

With tears in her eyes, she brought her friends along the very next day to help the boss retire early. She clasped the hand of the dying school board chairman. "Boss, go and rest easy. I'm here at the school, so don't worry!"

Later, Wei He's name could be seen everywhere on the streets.

A little girl she had taken in pointed to a poster and asked Wei He, "Big sister, does this say 'wanted poster for a severed head'?"

Wei He: "No, you read it wrong. How could your big sister be a wanted criminal? It says 'Report of Outstanding Deeds.' Got it?"

[Level One: Cheese Isn't a Mouse's Favorite]

[Level Two: Shake Your Head and Wag Your Tail to Quell the Fire]

[Level Three: ...]

More levels are being unlocked. Stay tuned~

*Reader's Guide

1. A goofy, power-up story, a female-led power fantasy with an ensemble of women. The heroine may be a lunatic, and it contains mild horror, ghosts, and nonhuman creatures.

2. The romance is much less important than the plot (the male lead appears late and has little page time).

*The blurb was screenshotted. The joke was written on 2023.10.19.

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★ [Infinite Flow Upcoming Story]: I Win Infinite Games by Scavenging

Strong female lead / power fantasy / goofy / lots of twists / heroine is great at making a scene

"For this global livestream experience-sharing session about Infinite Games, we've invited a lockpicking expert who strikes fear into the hearts of monsters. Please share some tips for clearing the game!"

Faced with the eager gaze of tens of billions of people watching on screen, Xin Yan pondered hard:

"Um... does modifying junk count?"

The interviewer looked at the weapons cobbled together from all kinds of trash behind Xin Yan and slowly typed a question mark: ?

Do you mean... with that pile of scrap metal behind you?

-

That's right.

Xin Yan had been called the Junk Queen since childhood.

After both her parents died when she was young, Xin Yan was forced to depend on her seriously ill grandmother. She had scraped by until now with her knack for turning junk into useful things, but then Infinite Games descended, pulling her into a game instance.

In the game, Xin Yan used her [Locksmith] class skill to open treasure chests, hoping to get a life-saving item. But, without exception, everything she got had one and only one attribute:

[Junk]

"..."

Xin Yan fell silent.

How was she not the Junk Queen, but somehow even more of one?!

So, in order to survive, she was forced to return to her old trade: repurposing junk.

She turned the pile of scrap metal in her hands into...

another pile of scrap metal that looked just as useless.

Other players: ?

That's it, another one's gone crazy!

-

It turned out that clearing game instances couldn't change your place in society. Xin Yan soon discovered that she could barely make ends meet.

At that moment, a message caught her eye:

[Seeking mercenaries to escort a client through a game instance: 10,000 per small monster killed, 200,000 per clue provided, and a five-hundred-million bounty for clearing a five-star instance perfectly!]

But everyone on the game forum laughed at the client's wishful thinking: [Come on, no matter how much you offer, nobody will take the job. Five-star instances are one-way trips. You might live long enough to get paid, but you won't live long enough to spend it!]

Xin Yan didn't understand. No matter how scary monsters were, could they be scarier than being poor?!

So she immediately entered the game, shielded the client behind her, and sliced through iron with a weapon made from junk!

After finishing her first job, Xin Yan seemed to have unlocked her full potential, and quietly turned her predatory gaze toward every living thing in the game:

Beating up NPCs, threatening players, hunting monsters, reselling clues, auctioning items...

She took every last bit, leaving nothing behind!

Her greed was truly appalling!

Before long, a legend began spreading across the forums:

The lockpicking expert must have been a gold-swallowing beast in her past life!

She eats gold for a living!

-

The only thing she couldn't understand was that she'd asked the client to come and pay her, but the client had a suspicious blush on his face. He tentatively asked her, "Um... would you like to give us a try?"

Looking at the client's handsome face, Xin Yan froze.

Internal monologue: Oh no, is he trying to get out of paying me?!

★ [Fantasy Romance Upcoming Story]: A Has-Been Star Doesn't Care About Her Origins, Going Crazy Is Happiness

Entertainment industry / goofy / a jumble of all kinds of elements / unhinged fiction

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Yan Wenyu transmigrated into a book.

On the afternoon she had just won the Triple Gold Best Actress award.

She became a washed-up, minor celebrity with scandals everywhere, and the System gave her only one golden finger: the ability to transform into anything.

After twenty years of hardship, was she really being sent back to square one with one move?!

Sorry, but she's done with this.

Faced with this rotten world, she chose to hit back hard, with the goal of punching a hole through the Earth's core.

On a livestream, she bravely fired back at insults:

"Life is dull, and losers are judging humanity."

On a variety show, she brazenly spoke up when people questioned her:

"Have you eaten? If not, have a fist to the face."

On set, when she was treated unfairly, she said righteously:

"Since you're here, bow before you leave."

Forever young, forever rude.

Top-tier star and actor: "I'm pretending to be aloof, but I really do like you."

New rising star: "I heard you have to make a confession in one go. Hello, want to be buried together?"

Popular idol: "A fortune teller said I've got a tribulation in my fate. A romantic one."

That night, at the Weibo Gala, broadcast worldwide.

She appeared hand in hand with a domineering CEO at the top of the social pyramid and smiled warmly at everyone. "Got him. I'll take good care of him."

Theme: Caring for university students' physical and mental health