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Blurb:
As a wicked female supporting character whose only job is to maintain her persona and throw her weight around now and then, this should be a good deal. The System tells her that if she completes nine missions, she can enjoy a new life of freedom in this world.
Originally, Zhu Yu was a passionate young woman with a light in her heart, determined to fight for liberation and willing to give up anything for freedom.
But! Even though she did good deeds and helped those in need in her past life, she was so unlucky that, by the end, all she wanted was to lie flat and become a dried, golden-brown salted fish.
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She, Zhu Yu, is a textbook wicked female supporting character.
Her first mission is to drug the male lead!
But the next day, the whole sect is spreading rumors that she's involved with him?
Zhu Yu: Slowly types a question mark.
She, Zhu Yu, is a wicked female supporting character who has to pass performance reviews.
She clearly does all kinds of evil, but the plot keeps unfolding in unbelievable ways.
Her bullying is mistaken for tsundere behavior, her threats are taken as coy flirting, and somehow she becomes the sect's beloved treasure.
Zhu Yu: Slowly types dozens of question marks.
She, Zhu Yu, is a wicked female supporting character with terrible luck.
She's either having bad luck or on her way to having bad luck. Is this the collapse of the novel's world, or the collapse of the author's morals?
Zhu Yu: Slowly types 10,086 question marks.
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As Zhu Yu gets close to finishing all her missions, her days gradually settle down. All she does is tease the little fox she once picked up on a whim. She thinks life will carry on like this, but one day the male lead, drunk and red-eyed, stands before her and asks in a pitiful voice, "Could you please like me...?"
She flees the sect that very night.
A goofy, unlucky heroine who only wants to survive x The seemingly gentle but genuinely scheming top swordsman hero
Goofy comedy
Happy ending + both leads' first time + one-on-one romance + one-sided crush
The original novel's hero and heroine are just good friends and never get together. The original heroine is not vilified.
After Being Bound to My Nemesis by a Cuddling System
Everyone knows Li Nian has a nemesis named Xie Huaiyu.
They met when they were both obscure, low-ranking actors. They promised to struggle their way up together, but the day after they became sworn sisters, Xie Huaiyu shot to fame with a special appearance in a drama.
Li Nian was surprised. Li Nian congratulated her. Li Nian's calls went unanswered.
She never thought people could turn cold so quickly. Refusing to be outdone, Li Nian promptly blocked and deleted her everywhere.
From then on, she worked hard, relying on her stunning looks and years of honed acting skills to win Best Newcomer and become one of the hottest actresses around.
Before long, everyone in and out of the industry knew that this rising star had one special condition for acting in dramas, joining variety shows, or shooting commercials: she would never appear on camera alongside Xie Huaiyu.
Li Nian hates Xie Huaiyu, and Xie Huaiyu feels the same way.
Whenever he hears that Li Nian will be at an event, he turns around and leaves without a word, even if they have no scenes together and even if breaking the contract means paying a staggering penalty.
The two of them thus become the entertainment industry's first openly acknowledged nemeses.
Just when Li Nian thinks she and Xie Huaiyu will remain enemies forever, an unexpected medical report reveals:
She, Li Nian, is only twenty-six years old and has a terminal illness, with just three months left to live.
Li Nian thinks the heavens are blind. Instead of messing with Xie Huaiyu for betraying her, they've come after her.
Just as Li Nian is preparing to put her affairs in order and enjoy her remaining days, some "cuddling" System appears, claiming it can help her live for a few more years, but at a price:
She has to get close to Xie Huaiyu to obtain the so-called energy factor in him and extend her life.
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Sometimes, Li Nian really thinks: I might as well just die.
By chance, her assistant makes a mistake while checking things and hands her a reality dating show proposal featuring Xie Huaiyu.
The next day, the trending topics explode.
#Li Nian Xie Huaiyu Dating Show#
#Nemeses Gather on Dating Show#
#Xie Huaiyu Accepts Dating Show Invite#
Wait, what?
Li Nian nearly thinks she's seeing things, but after refreshing more than a dozen times, the top trending topic is still about Xie Huaiyu accepting the dating show invitation.
Li Nian's vision goes black again and again.
For the sake of her life, Li Nian has to go even though she doesn't want to. But why doesn't Xie Huaiyu turn around and leave this time?
Upcoming Novel: The Flop Star Doesn't Care About Her Background, Going Crazy Is Happiness
[Showbiz + goofy comedy + livestreams + variety shows + a hodgepodge of everything + unhinged writing + nonsense]
Yan Wenyu transmigrates into a book.
On the very afternoon she wins the Triple Crown of acting awards.
She becomes an obscure, low-ranking actress with scandals everywhere, and the System gives her only one golden finger: a shapeshifting superpower.
She worked so hard for over a decade, only to be sent right back to square one in a single move?!
Sorry, she's out.
Faced with this rotten world, she chooses to hit back hard. Her goal is to punch a hole through the center of the earth.
On a livestream, she boldly fires back at vicious comments: "Life is dull. Amateurs critique humanity."
On a variety show, she speaks up when people question her: "Have you eaten? If not, take a punch from me."
On set, when people suck up to the powerful and look down on the weak, she declares righteously: "Since you're already here, bow your head before you leave."
Forever young, forever speaking rudely.
Top-tier star and actor: "The aloof act is fake. My feelings for you are real."
Newly popular celebrity: "I heard you have to confess all at once. Hi, want to be buried together?"
Popular idol: "The fortune-teller said I'm destined to suffer a calamity. A love calamity."
That night, at the Weibo Night, broadcast worldwide.
She walks out hand in hand with a tycoon at the top of the pyramid, then smiles gracefully at everyone. "I got him. I'll take good care of him."
A gloomy, unhinged actress x A sharp-tongued tycoon whose mental state is questionable
[Reader's Guide]
1. The heroine isn't a traditional Mary Sue, but she does have a strong personal charm.
2. This is not a mindless wish-fulfillment story.
3. The plot and romance each make up about half the story.
Theme: If life is at stake, everything else can be thrown aside
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I have been being reported recently, and there are all kinds of complaints. Some complained about my malicious guidance, some complained about my poor writing skills, and some even complained about my poor character... I was complained several times a day, and I don't know what was wrong. Hey, I have been sick recently and went to the hospital twice in three days. Maybe it's Mercury retrograde. I am very grateful to my friends who support me. I hope this difficult time can pass as soon as possible and that we can make progress together.
Finished reading! The wife wrote really well, not only the love was well written, but also the family and friendship were well written (I cried), especially the part where the heroine and the little boy Yue Ronghua parted ways. Although it was short, when I thought about the two people who had gone through so much before, they said "never see you again" when they said goodbye, no It was "goodbye" rather than "goodbye", but "never see you again", because the two of them were actually very similar at heart. They both knew what they wanted and were strong, so they deliberately didn't say anything provocative when they said goodbye, but it made them cry even more. I feel like my wife has really thought about each character carefully. Every character is great and I like them all!! Madam, you must keep writing. It's really rare to see such lively writing.
Welcome everyone to read my pre-received articles~ ——[Save Crispy College Students Plan [Unlimited]]—— When I woke up, the sky had changed. The school was still the same school, but Wei He always felt that something was wrong. For example, just after falling asleep in the early morning, she was suddenly woken up by a series of life-threatening calls: "Instructor! My roommate fainted!" "Instructor! What should I do if my roommate vomits blood?" "Instructor! Instructor!" Wei He: What's going on? The clear and stupid college student turns into a counselor? Wei He, who accepted the identity of being transformed into a [counselor], learned that he had entered a rescue game. He could only escape from the game by constantly finding out the cause of death of each student and resurrecting the fragile college students who died for various bizarre reasons. But the classmates here, no, they are her students now, and they have some problems. Some people lost their two rows of white teeth while talking; some people had to help him get his head back before talking; some people held their heart in their hands to see the psychology teacher... Wei He: I don't understand, but I respect it. Fortunately, she is not the only unlucky person in this world, and all her roommates are here. Oh no, it seems to be even worse. In the weird and twisted school, the four of them passed five levels and defeated six generals. From the original dark crawl to the subsequent healthy crawl. When being interviewed, Wei He and her roommates responded like this: "Thank you for the invitation. Don't worry, everyone, we are very good and have already integrated with the students here. Also, camera teacher, can you control the director who is squinting his eyes next to me?" [Level 1: The mouse's favorite is not cheese] [Level 2: Shake your head and tail to get rid of the anger] [Level 3:...] Levels are constantly being unlocked, so stay tuned~ Note: Main plot, few emotional lines Pre-receipt 2: ——[Don't ask where the nonsense comes from, going crazy is happiness]—— [Entertainment circle + sand sculpture + live broadcast + variety show + a hodgepodge of various elements + crazy text + nonsense] Yan Wenyu went through the book. It was the afternoon after I had just won the Three Golden Awards for Best Actress. He was dressed like a 18th-line kid, with dirty information everywhere, but the system only gave him a golden finger with ever-changing superpowers. After more than ten years of hard work, we can get back to before liberation with one move?! After a hug, she quit. Facing this rotten and broken world, she chose to strike hard, aiming to smash the core of the earth with one punch. During the live broadcast, she bravely responded when faced with bad words: "Life is boring, just a noob commenting on human beings." In the variety show, when faced with doubts from others, she boldly opened the microphone: "Have you eaten? If not, I will punch you." In the crew, when faced with praise and contempt, she spoke righteously: "You are here, let's kowtow before leaving." Forever young, always tough to talk to. How were you before, how are you now? Top actor: "I'm just pretending to be cold, but I really like you." New traffic: "I heard that confession needs to be done in one step. Hello, are you going to be buried together?" Popular idol: "The fortune teller said that there is a disaster in my life, and it is a love disaster." That night, micro-broadcast night, global live broadcast. She led a certain boss at the top of the pyramid to the stage and smiled at everyone: "I won it, I will love him." Dark creeping crazy female star × poisonous tongue, boss's mental state is in doubt Food Guide 1. The heroine is not a heartthrob in the traditional sense, but has a strong personal charm. 2. Not a brainless and refreshing article 3. The plot line and the emotional line are divided in half
It's so touching. It's finally finished!!! For those who have been following the story all the way, it is really emotional to watch the heroine and her companions grow up and get a happy ending. It feels like watching a child grow up!!!
My wife wrote it so well. I have been following it all the way till now. I love the heroine so much!! Please update quickly!!
Come on, author!!!! Eat your ass!! Gnaw gnaw gnaw
It's really beautiful!!! Come on!!! It's sweet and funny, I really like the writing style!!! Please write more male and female protagonists like this woo woo woo
There are so few words in this chapter, will there be more in the next chapter?
What's wrong with the bombed latrine? Haven't you ever seen people playing with shit when you were young? [Changed][Hushed][Hushed] I really like the part about bombing the latrine 🐶🐶💪 But when I think about what a guard is, I can't help but laugh 😏😏😏
I'm laughing so hard. The golden toilet?