Talk No Jutsu Saves the World

A super satisfying crossover where the heroine rescues everyone from their death flags (mainly Jujutsu Kaisen + Demon Slayer) || Completed 11.26 [1] After his best friend defected, the newly crowned strongest, 5t5, was full of rage. At the suggestion of his muscle-bound teacher, he went to a famous counseling office in Tokyo. They say the counseling office has treated many great yokai and once helped Jujutsu Sorcerers. The attending physician, Bai Niao Jue, is especially skilled at talking people around. Every apparition and monster who walks out the door gives the place a five-star review. 5t5 scoffs. 5t5 sneers. 5t5 goes in, convinced it won't work. Later, he's a believer! [2] After retiring from a superhero universe, Bai Niao Jue, an "unremarkable comic-book character," opened an equally "unremarkable" counseling office in her hometown of Shibuya. She gets by on her cross-franchise Bug (crossed out) gift for talking people around. But her accident-prone constitution won't leave her alone. She goes out for coffee and runs into a murder case, fine, but why is the detective a grade-schooler? She bumps into an old friend and barely gets two words out before a demon who should have died long ago opens its bloody maw? (Fine, I'll borrow your Nichirin Blade. She goes to a comic convention and finds a white-haired patient with a terrible doctor-patient relationship beating up his classmate in the street. She takes a vacation in the mountains and runs into a whole pack of yokai escaping. Even a quiet drink in Yokohama gets her tangled up with a deeply depressed jerk who fantasizes about dying in a lovers' double suicide... Bai Niao Jue is exhausted. Bai Niao Jue doesn't want to talk. Bai Niao Jue... Damn it! Go to hell, you trash! [3] In everyone's eyes, Dr. Bai Niao Jue of the Bai Niao Counseling Office has always been a quiet, gentle, ordinary woman. She's single and unmarried, yet works hard to make ends meet in Tokyo while raising a pink-haired little tyke on her own. She's gentle and patient, and treats even the most difficult patients with compassion. Dr. Bai Niao is beautiful and intelligent, yet also steadfast and determined. Until a chuunibyou vigilante appears in one of Tokyo's wards, attacking people and shouting the names of his moves, with a bat mask on his head: Bai Niao Jue (in disguise): Secret technique: The Basketball of Kuroko!!! (A weapon that manipulates causality, automatically evading everyone's gaze and lowering the user's presence until they speak.) After that, My Heart Is as Hard as Stone!, Invisible Show-Off, Deadliest of All!, You're Still You!, Baby-Like Sleep!, Talk-no-Jutsu!, Talk-no-Jutsu Plus: Upgraded Version!... all become the Bai Niao Vigilante's signature techniques. The sheer density of terrible puns is enough to get her a spot in a Tokyo manzai comedy show! The victims of Bai Niao Jue's bizarre "talk-no-jutsu" can't help but complain: (Some Jujutsu High, Beika, and Yokohama folks:) "To hell with being unremarkable! Give us back our gentle, elegant Dr. Bai Niao!!!" [Planned Missions]: (Jujutsu O Battle) Beat up the Star Religious Group (1/1) Beat up That Damn Sukuna (1/1) Stop the Shibuya Agency from being torn down (-1/1) (Bungo Stray Dogs) Beat up | The Black Sludge Boss (1/1) Beat up | The Black Sludge Underlings (3/1) Beat up Mimic. Kiri (-1/1) (Demon Slayer) Beat up the Scumbag King of Scumbags (1/1) Natsume's Pokemon, the Western Country's Dog Yokai, and the Elementary School Detective Crew: Hey, we want to be acknowledged too! [Please Note] 1. Most of the story takes place in the modern era. The Demon Slayer Corps gets its own chapters. 2. Geto doesn't defect. There will be an explanation. 3. The protagonist's personality shifts dramatically between her counseling work and daily life. 4. She rescues people from their death flags in all sorts of ways, with tons of heroine-saves-hero scenes. 5. The whole story has the brotherly camaraderie of a Shonen Jump series. You'll have to work hard to find any romance (there are one-sided crushes, but they don't go anywhere). 6. Forum posts make up about 10% of the story. 7. No writing advice, please. Theme: Everything we seek comes from the heart