Jungler, But I Hooked a Green-Tea Support Main

A dating-app misunderstanding / Honor of Kings setting / Just ordinary players going at each other, with no esports elements! No tournaments or livestreaming.

The author couldn't find anything to read, so they wrote this themselves. Just for fun. If you haven't played the game, this probably isn't for you.

Cross-dressing, tea-acting seme x cool guy uke who carries his teammates

A straight-as-an-arrow college guy, over 185 cm tall, gets turned gay

The uke mainly plays jungle and is a lone wolf. Once, he ended up carrying four teammates in ranked. His personal stats were insane, but he just couldn't carry the team.

Right as they were about to win a nail-biter, the enemy's top laner went from being a Light-bringer guarding the high ground to a sneaky tower-pushing rat, stealing their crystal first.

Furious, the uke invited him to a room and chewed him out. After hearing the uke unleash a barrage of abuse, the other guy only replied with a QAQ.

The uke thought that was weird, so he checked the guy's profile. Uh, his hero pool was all supports, his Yao had a top-tier badge, and his avatar was a cute little girl. So the uke figured he was a girl and felt like he'd been a real jerk.

Then he took the initiative and said, "Sorry. I'll help you rank up."

As it turned out, the seme was a paid booster earning extra cash, ranking up a client's account by any means necessary. When the uke apologized, he happily let himself be carried and made a nice bit of money.

In the match, the uke dominated while letting the seme pick Yao and lounge around. But the seme wasn't very good at playing support and was completely hopeless. At first, he didn't even know how to refresh his shield. Then people started flaming him, so the uke flamed them right back.

Afterward, the seme finished boosting his client's account and invited the uke out for milk tea to thank him.

Uke: I'm so nervous about meeting my wife in person.

The uke thought he was finally about to stop being single, but he never expected their milk-tea date to be his last supper.

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The uke is a silly, sweet rich guy. The seme is poor but ambitious, with a mischievous streak.

Their relationship is roughly like this:

Early on:

Uke: Be with me, honey. Let me carry you, honey. I'll buy you new clothes.

Seme on the outside: You're so great, big brother ^_^

Seme on the inside: Rich guy, send me 50?

Later:

Seme: Be with me, honey. Let me carry you, honey. Buy me new clothes.

Uke on the outside: No idea how I got lucky enough to hook a male Yao. Damn gay guy.

Uke on the inside: What Lan looks like is what my husband looks like. I'm not joking.

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The uke heard his cousin in high school say she'd found a jungle main to help her rank up. Then the guy insisted on sending her a photo, and it scared her half to death.

The uke asked, "What's wrong with sending a photo? Isn't he your gaming boyfriend?"

His cousin answered coldly, "Before the photo, the jungle guy looked like whatever I imagined. After the photo, a river imp appeared in broad daylight. We could never play sweet, romantic duo queue together again."

Uke: ...Okay.

So later, when his soft-support wife wanted to send him a photo, the uke said, "You don't have to, baby. I'll love you no matter what you look like."

Seme: I'll give you a surprise.

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The seme and uke attend the same university. One-on-one romance, both virgins, both each other's first love.

A weird, straight-laced guy at first, then two happy boys. A short-to-medium-length sweet romance, updated whenever inspiration strikes.

Theme: Be careful of scams when meeting people online.