Keep Your Hands Off the Little Deer

A falsely aloof, secretly passionate, pure-hearted gong × a straight-shooting, well-behaved shou who doesn't know he's into guys

Lu Jing's impression of Song Yizhou:

Top of the class, an icy heartthrob adored by everyone, and not very easy to get along with.

The reason: this academic genius seemed to look down on him.

Lu Jing asked Academic God Song if he could copy his homework.

The other boy scoffed. "How can copying homework help you improve?"

Lu Jing: "..." So high and mighty.

After the midterm exams, Lu Jing suspected the test had scrambled his brain.

For some inexplicable reason, he could see Song Yizhou's inner thoughts as floating comments.

Lu Jing: I don't have to panic about the physics quiz anymore. I can just read the answer key ;-)

But when he looked at Song Yizhou, the other boy happened to meet his gaze too.

His eyes were stern, his expression blank.

Comments floated before Lu Jing's eyes:

[Little Lu is looking over. Baby is so cute, I really want to screw him. His lips look so soft and kissable.]

Lu Jing, who had planned to use this amazing ability to break into the top ten: "...Huh?"

If you won't screw me, could you at least tell me whether the answer is A, B, C, or D?

After getting the comments, Lu Jing's impression of Song Yizhou became:

A pervert who spent all day imagining him in explicit situations and was incredibly good at pretending to be aloof.

When Lu Jing asked Song Yizhou to copy his homework again,

The other boy remained cold. "No."

But the comments said:

[My little Lu came to see me again. I'm so happy today. But his physics is so bad; I can't just let him keep falling behind. I wish I could teach Little Lu physics.]

Lu Jing swallowed his pride. "Then why don't you teach me?"

Song Yizhou tossed over a stack of physics notes, looking straight ahead with a determined expression like he was about to join the Party. "What don't you understand?"

But the comments said:

[Baby is so well-behaved! I really want to pin him down on the study room desk and screw him.]

Lu Jing's silence dried up. "...Buddy, wouldn't the study room desk be kind of hard on your back?"

Song Yizhou blushed and froze. "Huh?"

Comments: [?!?! Oh no, Little Lu saw right through me!]

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The blurb was screenshotted on 2022-3-26 and lightly edited afterward.

1. A short, sweet story, written for fun.

2. A pair of silly lovebirds, with a little straight-to-gay romance. Both are each other's first.

3. The gong's mouth is just for show. He only knows how to kiss, but that's fine since the shou can read minds.

4. The gong has a one-sided crush! His stalkerish behavior is serious, but he's a taciturn guy who doesn't say it out loud. His one-sided arrow is huge early on, and he doesn't pursue the shou.

5. The super cute cover is by my amazing wife, @IHaveNineStomachs.

Theme: Study hard and make progress every day.