The Comedic Planar Miracle Doctor

Lu Chaoyun is a one-person hospital.

The heroine of a tragic romance comes in for treatment. The male lead wants to dig out her liver to save his first love.

Eyes: The patient's jaundice is severe. Liver, come see the patient.

Liver: Preliminary diagnosis: viral hepatitis.

Lu Chaoyun: Oh, you're a big goat, and your husband is a little goat. Your whole family is either big goats or little goats. Even if I dug out your liver, it wouldn't be any use.

Male and female leads: ...

Liver: It's hepatitis B e-antigen-positive, not big goats!

Lu Chaoyun: Don't sweat the details.

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The patients of Lu Chaoyun, the divine healer who travels between worlds, are a strange lot:

powerful ministers, apocalypse survivors, otherworldly monsters, the male leads of erotic novels...

Divine Doctor Lu only treats those destined to meet her.

Of course, we have no fate together. It all depends on whether you're willing to pay.

Jewelry, antiques, rare herbs, and treasures are all welcome. Dr. Lu takes everything.

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Theme: May the world be free of suffering. Better for the medicine to gather dust on the shelf.