Every Pet in the Neighborhood Is an Undercover Agent

Lin Xi started a pet training class in her residential community. The fluffy students she trained were all clever, goofy, adorable, and eager to go out and earn some extra cash. A Ragdoll cat went undercover for three days, then traded cash for information with the client. [Your boyfriend is seeing 21 women at once. Counting them made my whiskers cramp up.] A cockatiel spent a week studying outside a stock guru's window, then flew back and shouted, [Everyone, buy more blue-chip stocks! Follow the big shot and you won't go wrong!] And that's how Lin Xi gradually became the top intelligence chief in the entire neighborhood. Even the police got into the habit of asking her for information when investigating cases. After all, she was a melon-field groundhog, always scurrying around to get the latest gossip. There was just one person's gossip Lin Xi could never figure out. Why did her CEO neighbor keep humiliating himself in public for no apparent reason? * The CEO and Lin Xi were fated to miss each other. Only by making a wish could he see her. The price was that the CEO had to experience all kinds of firsts. [Reunion with Lin Xi: wish fulfilled. Please pay the price.] The CEO, who stood 185 centimeters tall and wore custom Italian shoes, rode a motorcycle taxi for the first time... [Watching a movie with Lin Xi: wish fulfilled. Please pay the price.] At the celebration banquet, the CEO ate 18 plain steamed buns in one sitting... A reporter asked, "Everyone knows your love life with your wife has been smooth sailing..." The CEO smiled. "No, you have no idea what I went through to win her over." [Reading Guide] 1. A funny, goofy, cute story. The romance is very sweet, but there's not a lot of it. 2. Some parts of this story are based on real-life cases found online. Read with caution if that bothers you. 3. Updates before the author's next serialization begins will be at midnight. After that, updates will be at 8 p.m. every day. → Please add my upcoming story, "Whatever You Do, Don't Come to Earth!" to your reading list. The beat cop Qu Hanzhang is responsible for an area that covers not only a vast territory, but also spans time and space! Anything that happens across a million years on this land, from murder, arson, war, and surviving the apocalypse to arguments, infidelity, and childbirth, is her responsibility. The workload is enormous, and her subordinates are an odd bunch. The great mythical creatures of science, from every field: [Zhuangzi's Fish] excels at swapping perspectives and senses; [Fibonacci's Rabbits] excel at infinite replication; [Kekule's Ouroboros] excels at looping; [Schrodinger's Cat] excels at locking down life and death... Qu Hanzhang excels at working. Chosen by the gods X Overworked office drone working 996 √ Every day, office drone Qu Hanzhang has to message her home planet: [Whatever you do, don't come to Earth!] [Earth is dangerous! If they catch you, they'll make you go to work!] [And the work never ends. It just never ends!] * There's a sharp-tongued contrarian in the neighborhood who curses at people every day. Qu Hanzhang sent one of her useless subordinates, a dog, to sit beside him. The contrarian's stream of profanity turned into barking in an instant... Everyone laughed at him like he was an idiot for a whole month. Premise: Humans and animals living in harmony to build a wondrous community