The Absurd Fill-in-the-Blanks Script

[You are being robbed at a jewelry store]

[But you aren't panicking at all]

[Because the robber is striding toward you with a knife, full of menace_______]

In the chaos, Song Jiayan, holding a mysterious fill-in-the-blank script, wrote:

[He stole 250 leg hairs from the boss]

*

Gu Yixing would never forget the first time he met Song Jiayan.

Her credit card application had been rejected.

The reason?

When asked to list her source of income, she wrote: mid lane minions.

Life is so much fun when it's ridiculous!

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Lin Xi opened a pet training class in her neighborhood. Every fluffy student she trained was clever, hilarious, adorable, and fond of going out to earn some extra cash.

A Ragdoll cat went undercover for three days, then handed over information in exchange for cash, face to face with the client.

[Your boyfriend is dating 21 people at once. Counting them made my meow-toes cramp.]

A cockatiel spent a week studying outside the window of a stock market guru, then flew back and called out:

[Everyone, buy more blue-chip stocks! Follow the big shots and you won't go wrong!]

Little by little, Lin Xi became the neighborhood's top intelligence chief.

Even the police got into the habit of coming to her first when investigating cases.

After all, she was a watermelon-field chameleon, always rushing around in search of gossip.

There was only one person's gossip Lin Xi could never figure out:

Why did her billionaire CEO neighbor keep embarrassing himself for no reason every day?

*

The CEO was fated to have no connection with Lin Xi. Only by making a wish could he see her.

The price was that the CEO had to experience all kinds of firsts.

[Reunion with Lin Xi: wish granted. Please pay the price.]

The CEO, 185 centimeters tall and wearing custom-made Italian leather shoes,

rode a motorbike taxi for the first time...

[Watching a movie with Lin Xi: wish granted. Please pay the price.]

At the celebration banquet, the CEO slowly unbuttoned his suit jacket

and ate 18 plain steamed buns in one sitting...

A reporter asked: "Everyone knows that your love life with your wife has been smooth sailing..."

The CEO smiled.

"No, you have no idea what I went through to win her over."

Theme: Live happily every day!