My Boyfriend Is Always Trying to Cure Me

A sunny, chuuni seme who always follows through on his promises x an utterly clueless uke who believes everything Mr. Chen says

[Uke's POV]

Xiaoshi was adopted by an organization as a child. Before he turned sixteen, he had to learn a new subject every three months. He didn't need to master everything, just know a little about all kinds of things. He also had to keep a healthy schedule and diet.

His future benefactor might need him to donate a heart or a kidney, so he had to keep every organ in the best possible condition.

At sixteen, he was officially purchased by a benefactor surnamed Chen and became his custom-made lover. The file said that this Chen benefactor was very kinky and had a sickly, visually impaired white moonlight, who would probably need Xiaoshi to donate a cornea.

After that, Xiaoshi wasn't even allowed to read books. He had to eat spinach, yellow corn, and bell peppers for every meal. The Chen benefactor didn't have many hobbies, so Xiaoshi's lessons were canceled, and he had to smear all kinds of strange things on his body every day.

With three months to go before he came of age, he traveled to the Chen benefactor's villa. But the rich man who opened the door said he didn't know him and told him to get lost.

Xiaoshi stood at the door, bewildered. The boss hadn't said anything about him being returned.

Weren't custom-made products nonrefundable and nonreturnable?

[Seme's POV]

Chen Jiqiu had recently been pestered by an obscure celebrity. The little nobody was exquisite and pretty, and deliberately left his shirt collar open, exposing skin so pale it was dazzling. A single push left him red, and he was so delicate and spoiled.

Chen Jiqiu told the little nobody to get lost. The little nobody shamelessly asked him for travel money and named a place Chen had never heard of.

Chen Jiqiu: "Get lost or don't. I don't care."

The little nobody proved through his actions that he wasn't going anywhere. He was going to make a home right outside the door. He was dressed too lightly, and the temperature had dropped recently, so he soon came down with a fever right outside Chen's home. Chen Jiqiu cursed his bad luck, pinched his nose, and took him to the hospital.

The little nobody was in excellent health and was discharged, full of energy, the very next day. One of Chen Jiqiu's friends took a liking to him and wanted to promote him, but the little nobody insisted he belonged to Chen.

Chen Jiqiu: "I didn't! I swear! Don't slander me!"

The little nobody shamelessly insisted on going home with him. Chen Jiqiu called the police, only for them to tell him the little nobody had no official identity.

Chen Jiqiu: What the hell?

The little nobody said he'd been trained by an organization and that a benefactor surnamed Chen had purchased him at sixteen. When the police asked where the organization was, the little nobody named that same place Chen had never heard of.

The police: "Your organization hasn't told you a single true thing, has it?"

The officers explained that the little nobody had most likely been raised by a pyramid scheme and was now completely brainwashed, firmly convinced that Chen Jiqiu was the benefactor surnamed Chen.

Chen Jiqiu: "This really has nothing to do with me!"

Officer: "We'll put in a request for a commendation pennant for you."

Chen Jiqiu: "Now it has everything to do with me."

[Back to the uke's POV]

Xiaoshi was a little confused. The Chen benefactor said that being lovers wasn't a healthy relationship, and he couldn't be called a benefactor, either. If they were together because they liked each other, their relationship should be called boyfriend and boyfriend.

But why did his boyfriend keep taking him to the hospital?

He was the healthiest person in the organization. He wasn't sick!

Note:

1. The seme is nineteen, a wholesome college student. The uke is seventeen, socially clueless, and has a very strange way of thinking, but he'll go to high school.

2. The seme is extremely chuuni and usually minds his own business. But tell him you'll give him a metal badge as a reward, and he'll immediately go all out for you.

3. A story about the seme helping the uke heal.

Theme: Study hard.