The Everyman Takes Down the Aloof CEO

[The blurb for my next book, “After the Tyrant Got Pregnant, I Faked My Death and Disappeared,” is at the end of this blurb, with the advance notice pinned in the comments~] Shen Qingyun, the arm of God and a legend in the transmigration-into-a-book agency, has roamed the world for years without ever going out of character. Shen Qingyun’s final mission was to play a lovesick passerby in a novel. The book tells how domineering CEO Qin Sinian ruthlessly takes a sweet, soft-hearted, universally adored gay man for himself, then falls for him. Shen Qingyun did a great job. To outsiders, he seemed so selflessly devoted to the gay man that he was practically a fool. In reality, every time he gave the man a resource, he earned a fortune, enough to indulge his little quirks. … The System warned him that the gay man was in danger. According to the script, Shen Qingyun had to rush to the rescue at once, only to get face-slapped by Qin Sinian. He pushed open the door and saw Qin Sinian sitting with one leg crossed over the other, wearing a Gordon knot tie and a Vannell suit, his gaze haughty and disdainful. He was exactly Shen Qingyun’s type. Shen Qingyun let his true nature show. Ignoring the System’s frantic warnings, he pinned Qin Sinian beneath him until the man who had been impeccably dressed was left disheveled, unconscious, and trembling, like a doll that might shatter at the slightest touch. “Have you learned your lesson?” Shen Qingyun wrapped the fragile Qin Sinian in his coat and held him in his arms. “Don’t… don’t go out the front door…” Qin Sinian’s voice was hoarse. He managed to squeeze out those few words with great difficulty. “Beg me,” Shen Qingyun said with a cold laugh. Qin Sinian naturally refused. He didn’t think Shen Qingyun would dare. That night, the top Weibo search read: Rising star Shen Qingyun meets a man late at night: Photos prove it. And then came the purple “Explosive” tag. Qin Sinian and Shen Qingyun had a secret affair, but that didn’t stop Qin Sinian from looking down on him. Watching Shen Qingyun get cheated on by the gay man and still grin like an idiot, playing a winning hand so badly, made Qin Sinian inexplicably uncomfortable. So he decided to steal the gay man away from Shen Qingyun. With his impressive advantages, Qin Sinian easily got the gay man to agree to a date. Qin Sinian had no interest in touching someone Shen Qingyun had already been with. After getting the gay man drunk, he took a few photos to show off, then prepared to leave. But he could never have imagined that Shen Qingyun, the very man he looked down on, would make him lose all composure as he had before, shattering every last shred of propriety and shame… * Everyone thought Shen Qingyun was hopelessly devoted, pestering the gay man relentlessly. They couldn’t help but look down on him. Countless people envied the gay man, who was being fought over by Qin Sinian and Shen Qingyun, until one day a gossip magazine exposed Shen Qingyun’s photo album: Suits, ties, CEO Qin in a suit, suits, hands bound with ties… There wasn’t a single photo of the gay man. The onlookers were stunned: What? Wasn’t he supposed to be throwing himself at him? * Su Shaoyin had transmigrated into the story and thought he knew the tastes of the male lead, Qin Sinian, and the promising passerby, inside out. He drifted among admirers, basking in all the attention. Watching Qin Sinian and Shen Qingyun go to great lengths to compete for him, Su Shaoyin tried to stop them. When that failed, he pretended to leave in disappointment, then smirked triumphantly in a corner of the banquet hall. Suddenly, the door to the service staff’s changing room began to shake violently, startling Su Shaoyin. He had no idea that if he opened the door, he would find the two men he believed were passionately pursuing him entwined with each other, shaking the door so hard it nearly came off its hinges… SC. The gay man has nothing to do with the gong. The gong only loves the shou. The shou seems aloof, but is actually deep in the closet. He has always had his eye on the gong and has no interest in the gay man. Advance Notice 1 A 100,000-word sweet romance, “I Almost Castrated My Love Rival”: aloof campus heartthrob gong and domineering, spoiled rich second-generation shou On the tenth year of his secret crush on Xia Yu’an, Lu Zeyuan handed him a love letter. As he waited for an answer, someone rudely shoved him aside. The newcomer had white hair, a silver dog tag around his neck, sneakers worth tens of thousands, and designer clothes from head to toe. He hadn’t even taken off his sunglasses. He shoved Lu Zeyuan’s shoulder disdainfully. “What kind of loser are you? You’re a weakling of a campus heartthrob. You think you have a chance with someone as perfect as her?” Campus heartthrob Lu was known for his gentle nature, but today he had no intention of putting up with this. “And what are you, a husky? You’ve got a dog tag on, and you still barge into people.” A gentle campus heartthrob and a rich young master left the campus belle standing there while they traded insults like a pair of old men arguing in the village square. Their looks alone were enough to send the whole incident trending on the campus forum. From then on, they became enemies, notorious rivals throughout the school. * Later, Lu Zeyuan learned that the guy was named Qin Xiao, a famous rich second-generation heir in City A. So what if he was rich? Lu Zeyuan wasn’t afraid of anyone, thanks to his working-class grandpa. But the very next day, after thinking that, Lu Zeyuan sprained his right leg when the husky senior wearing a dog tag crashed into him. As luck would have it, this senior had the same punchable expression as his love rival. To get revenge, Lu Zeyuan decided to castrate the husky for free. Ignoring the husky’s agonized cries, Lu Zeyuan shaved him and prepped the area. Just as he was about to get started, a flash of white light appeared before him The husky in front of him turned into the insufferable Qin Xiao, completely naked. And Lu Zeyuan’s hand, by an incredible coincidence, was in a very awkward position. Lu Zeyuan: Fuck. * The members of the hiking club had been on edge lately The school’s most famous rivals, Qin Xiao and Lu Zeyuan, were both in the club. And, as luck would have it, the club president seemed to have lost his mind and put them in the same room during the group trip. Thankfully, Qin Xiao didn’t show up on the day of the trip, while Lu Zeyuan brought a husky along. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. But when they took attendance, Lu Zeyuan was the only one missing. The club members went to his room and opened the door, only to see Lu Zeyuan on the bed, holding a dog leash. The other end of the leash wasn’t attached to the husky. It was attached to Qin Xiao, who definitely wasn’t supposed to be there. Club members: !! You two? So this is what it means to be rivals! You’re really getting flower with it! Qin Xiao’s inner thoughts: . Wasn’t I a dog just a moment ago? How did I change back so suddenly? My reputation is ruined! Lu Zeyuan’s inner thoughts: .. I shouldn’t have taken pity on my love rival and agreed to bring him along. Is it too late to throw Qin Xiao out now? Club president: Ahem, ahem. Young couples, nothing unusual. Everyone, move along. Lu Zeyuan & Qin Xiao: Who’s a couple with him?! One month later Lu Zeyuan realized that his love rival was kind of cute. Qin Xiao realized that Lu Zeyuan was pretty good at flirting, and had a whole playbook for pursuing someone and dating. Two months later To hear his love rival call him “Daddy,” Lu Zeyuan started teaching him how to date, and lost his first kiss in the process. Three months later To prove he was the stronger one, Lu Zeyuan crossed swords with his love rival. Five months later The top post on the campus forum: Lu Zeyuan & Qin Xiao: Hi, we’re together. Advance Notice 2 An eternal-motion spy robot and a half-human, half-monster Abyssal Lord with a human mind The main story is told in third person. In Star Era 3080, I, a defective robot, was forced to pose as a monster and serve as a spy camera, infiltrating the Abyss of Sin to record how monsters lived. Monsters were vile and vicious. Their true forms were mud, tentacled horrors, and plants, though they could take human form whenever they wished. Among monsters who worshipped strength above all else, my steel body gave me an enormous health bar. Miasma couldn’t affect me, and no one could destroy me. My built-in next-generation engine gave me incredible stamina, and by using miasma as fuel, I brought hope to the Abyss. Though I was just an ordinary defective robot disguised as a low-level monster, almost all the monsters unexpectedly became my followers, except for one person Crown Prince Aslan, nicknamed the God of Slaughter. His true form was unknown. His golden hair clashed with the darkness of the Abyss, and his dark-red, bloodthirsty eyes were terrifying. He was inexplicably hostile toward me. Until one day, he accidentally ate a fruit that allowed a person to reproduce without sex. In this cruel place, being pregnant was obviously not a suitable condition for a future king. A robot’s outstanding stamina would let me crush the seed… He had no choice but to come to me. * In a narrow, dark, terrifying space, a laser knife was pressed against my neck. “You’ve got an engine in there, don’t you…” His voice was cold as ice, his red eyes fathomless. He hooked an arm around my neck, took my hand and placed it on his abs, then breathed hotly, “Crush it…” Of course, I Refused. I replied in a strictly professional tone, “Mr. Aslan, as a spy camera, my first rule is never to interfere with monster reproduction. You…” He pulled out a chip and shoved it in my face. “The count from District A in March, the leader of District B in April, those were both your work, weren’t they… And…” “Crunch.” The chip was bitten to pieces. The crown prince, the God of Slaughter, had his mouth covered and was pinned against the wall, tears at the corners of his eyes, his uniform torn against the rock. The monster’s outer form fell away, revealing live wires. The current touched the skin and spread. “Your wish is my command, sir…” The machine spoke without emotion. “Accepting the command to crush you.” The engine was cranked to a frequency no monster could endure… The seed buried deep inside him was crushed. Even the high-and-mighty crown prince ended up begging for mercy… * He ordered a purge. #But he didn’t know that after I crushed the original seed, I secretly planted a new one. Inspired by the spy cameras in documentaries, 2.3 Theme: Don’t judge fate or anyone by stereotypes