I Got the Tyrant Pregnant, Then Faked My Death

A gentle, goofy, deceptively dark beauty gong + a short-tempered, golden-hearted, pure-hearted beauty-loving shou In the sixth year of Dongqian, a tyrant ruled the land. Gu Hengzhi was bound to a toy System and transmigrated into the body of the aloof Grand Tutor, whom the tyrant had torn into eight pieces. The System required Gu Hengzhi to build a toy empire in exchange for more life points. Gu Hengzhi trod carefully and tried every trick in the book, but was still dragged into trouble by the bookish scholars who would rather break than bend and stabbed little effigies of the tyrant. "May the tyrant die a horrible death!" "Grand Tutor Gu is a loyal subject of Dongqian, a man of noble character! Tyrant, you'll regret this!" Gu Hengzhi, *dragged into this against his will*: Damn, do you want me to die even more miserably? In Lingxiao Hall, the scholars' insults successfully prompted the tyrant to decide that he would first have Gu Hengzhi tortured to death in public, then cut into eight pieces with his own hands. "You wretched servant." The tyrant's hand, cold as ice, gripped Gu Hengzhi's chin. He had even stopped calling him Teacher. Since he was going to die either way, and the tyrant had shown him no mercy, Gu Hengzhi no longer wanted to pretend to be a good teacher. He decided to take the tyrant down with him. In front of everyone, he suddenly sprang up and sank his teeth into the tyrant's pale, almost sickly-looking neck. Gu Hengzhi had thought the tyrant would kill him with a single sword stroke, but instead the tyrant froze, as if Gu Hengzhi had hit a sensitive spot. The corners of his eyes turned red. After a long while, the tyrant took Gu Hengzhi to his bedchamber. After three outrageous nights, Gu Hengzhi finally wore the tyrant out with the help of the little toy System. Looking at the peaceful sleeping face beside him, Gu Hengzhi finally understood: the tyrant was so irritable because he could not sleep well! Once he was tired and completely worn out, naturally he no longer felt like slaughtering everyone in sight. * Ever since Grand Tutor Gu started living with the tyrant, the number of times the tyrant granted amnesty to all under heaven kept increasing. The world said Grand Tutor Gu had sacrificed himself for the greater good, unaware that the tyrant sitting high on the throne was the one being taken from behind. During the three years he spent with the tyrant, Gu Hengzhi ate well, drank well, and slept well. He lived a very comfortable life. But Gu Hengzhi still ran away, transmigrating into the body of an easygoing prince in a neighboring kingdom. What he had not expected was that the tyrant would not be killed by the male lead of the book, but would instead unify the realm. The city gates fell. The tyrant, his face full of murderous intent, arrived in the kingdom where Gu Hengzhi was, holding a chubby, doll-like toddler. Gu Hengzhi was tied up. He was terrified. "Grand Tutor." The tyrant wrapped his arms around Gu Hengzhi's neck, his eyes brimming with madness. Though he was the ruler of a kingdom and sovereign over all under heaven, he nuzzled Gu Hengzhi's neck like a giant dog. "I've unified the realm. Now, won't you just move a little..." Gu Hengzhi: Eyes shaking.jpg #He'd only said it offhandedly back then. Who knew this guy would take him seriously? P.S. The gong fakes his death to save the shou. This is not a crematorium story. The shou gets pregnant, but is not a hermaphrodite. The shou has a flower on his shoulder; one bite and he'll conceive. Being bitten on the neck by someone he likes triggers an estrus period. Both are virgins. Theme: Love life, never give up in the face of hardship, and journey onward with love.