My mindset fell apart midway through. Don't read this.
Novel synopsis
Updates at 9 a.m. daily. I fix typos at other times.
Coming soon: The Kitten's About to Drop Little Pearls
When Wen Ci was little, she watched lots of romance dramas. Whenever the domineering CEO's mother offered the Cinderella heroine five million, the heroine would always refuse with righteous indignation.
Every time, Wen Ci wished she could take the heroine's place and pocket the five million.
When she grew up, she never expected to end up dating a rich man. Her boyfriend was handsome, wealthy, and incredibly generous!
The only problem was that he was too rich for Wen Ci to handle. When a fragile, delicate white lotus appeared by his side, Wen Ci asked to break up.
Then her boyfriend's mother came to see her, offering ten million for her to leave her son.
Wen Ci felt like she'd hit the jackpot. Taking advantage of the information gap, she accepted the money, reminded the woman to note that it was a voluntary gift, then quickly blocked her boyfriend on WeChat and by phone.
Wen Ci was happy for quite a while with her money, putting the man out of her mind. When someone introduced her to a handsome guy, she put on a grave expression. "Sigh, my ex was such a terrible person. He hurt me so badly that I've developed PTSD around men."
She turned around and saw her ex-boyfriend's livid face, and jumped in fright.
But she quickly recovered. They'd broken up, so who cared what he thought? He was the one who kept telling people she had chased after him!
Pfft, didn't everyone call her a simp? Then she had every right to go around calling him a scumbag.
Her plans soon fell by the wayside, drowned out by the joys of being rich. No matter how her ex-boyfriend retaliated out of spite, she didn't care.
Until one late night, her still-active QQ account began getting bombarded with messages. Every picture showed the calico kitten she and her ex-boyfriend had raised together.
Along with them came voice messages from the man, putting on a pitiful voice:
"Come back. The kitten misses its mommy. It's about to cry little pearls."
A heartless woman / A dramatic, clingy man
It had been an utterly peaceful night.
Until her arranged-marriage husband, He Chao, knocked on the door with a solemn expression and held out a palm-sized, long-haired calico kitten for her to see.
"I gave birth. It's yours."
Feng Qing took the kitten, her face full of question marks. ???
She thought He Chao had gone crazy, but it turned out he wasn't the only one.
Her parents praised the kitten, saying it was so handsome and looked just like He Chao.
The nanny said this cat clearly had a bright future.
Feng Qing: ???
What kind of future could a long-haired calico have? Does being especially good at acting cute count?
She went to see a psychiatrist and took a whole pile of tests, only to find that she was perfectly normal.
Then, one day, a System appeared.
Feng Qing finally learned the truth.
The world she lived in was a mishmash of romance novels.
There were many protagonists, but after their storylines ended, they lost their halos and became ordinary people.
Of course, she wasn't a protagonist. She was merely a supporting female character meant to be a foil in a doting romance.
The male lead was He Chao's older brother, and she and He Chao were only there to highlight the beautiful relationship between the male and female leads.
So why had the plot gone so wildly off the rails?
Because fanfiction had intruded. In its world, men could give birth to kittens.
Feng Qing: ...Fanfiction authors these days really dare to write anything, huh?
The question was, how could she get everyone back to normal? If things continued like this, she'd go crazy.
Male lead who switches effortlessly between cat and dog / Appearance-obsessed heroine
Doting-husband story, marriage first, love later, all sweetness
Pure fluff
Inspired by the viral online meme about men giving birth to kittens
And the jarring impact of out-of-character fanfiction
Content warnings:
1. The male lead is a true hopeless romantic, a doting husband, and a simp. He does not actually give birth to a kitten; that's all from the influence of the fanfiction.
2. The characters are adults.
3. The heroine falls in love after marriage; the male lead's secret crush finally comes true. The male lead loves her far, far more than she loves him.
4. Female-centered perspective. In the author's eyes, everything the heroine does is right. If you don't like it, click away instead of forcing yourself to read.
Theme: Protect animals
I Made It to the Top After Kneeling Alongside My Buddy
Pretending to Be a God and Toying with the Strong but Tragic Male Lead
Scooping Up the Moon
My Jerk of a Childhood Friend Suddenly Turned into a Kitten
A Snowy Day of Kitten Love
Senior Brother, You Don't Want Anyone Finding Out You Have a Tail, Do You?
My Ex-Boyfriend Really Came Back as a Ghost
A Second First Love
Case Files of a Cat Prince Consort
Does My Husband Shed Fur?!
Meeting You by the Huanhua Creek
Hopelessly Dependent on My Wife
Isn't this fan story just for two people to play openly? It's so sweet. If I weren't in JJ, I would be happier. Woohoo
Although, it is not good to implicate innocent people. This younger brother is also stupid, and he actually beats up...
What a mean He Ming, what a fool. Feng Yangyang is so miserable. Is it because she is the heroine of a novel that she has so many netizens scolding her? In the real world, He Ming's act of making his own decisions and becoming a father will probably be scolded to heaven.
Shi Xia is really miserable. I don't understand this type of novel. The original male protagonists of Qin Yun and Feng Yangyang are at least young and handsome. I remember there was a novel in which the male protagonist was in his sixties or seventies and seemed to have grandchildren. The female protagonist was young and beautiful but was fascinated by the old man. I was shocked at the time.
Oh, I really hate He Ming. I really hate this kind of masculinity, ego, and so-called tsundere. He also deliberately said that his girlfriend doesn't talk about his wife, and thinks that the heroine is not worthy of his brother. I really hate you for having the ability to bother your brother. Doing this kind of thing after being married for so long makes people think that this person is actually not that high-literate and has a high self-esteem. However, it is normal in this kind of family, but he is not suitable for being a partner. In fact, I have never liked the traditional role of a boss. I am with him. I always suffer from a lot of sulking, feel uncomfortable, and don't know where to start, and will deliberately make my partner jealous and do some behaviors. Alas, my personal points are different, and in fact, the heroine is not lacking in wealth, and she also has personal character. This is enough. I think she can live a good life without a man. In fact (and the male protagonist had unrequited love for so long in the beginning), it may be because I have a bit of a female protagonist, so I reacted strongly. If it causes inconvenience, just skip it. Anyway, I don't want Yangyang and Heming to be together.
OK, OK, play every day, hahahahaha
I hate people who keep mentioning divorce and breakup. Whether it's in fiction or reality, I don't want to live a good life.
The heroine casually mentioned divorce during a quarrel, which really makes people want to vomit. She doesn't have a character with a mouth that is faster than her brain. She didn't explain the matter in the follow-up. She was just impatient. Did she take her emotions seriously? She didn't fall in love with a man. She felt that the hero didn't have a complete personality and couldn't fall in love with her.
Ha
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈遥遥领先遥遥领先哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，作者写得好搞笑，为什么什么梗都能这么自然地融进来