Your Bizarre Adventures with the JoJos

The original blurb doesn't really fit the story, so I decided to rewrite it, but I'm terrible at writing blurbs!

I sorted out my thoughts and realized there are too many elements, so I might as well list the warnings and potential landmines!

Please note that this story may include plot points that could bother you, including but not limited to:

#A mother and son both trying to be your third wheel#

#Two women sharing one wife#

#Your best friend fighting you over a love interest, your bro becoming your rival in love#

#A stand-in and an envoy both falling for you, humans and nonhumans all getting in on the action#

#After I die, another me comes along to love you, even though I don't want them to#

#The author personally hates male pregnancy, but has no choice: 'An angel once visited Jotaro's belly'#

#Your stand-in falls for your stand-in, your envoy falls for you, and your stand-in decides to kill you to get your stand-in#

#You and your stand-in get together right in front of them, making a certain stand-in feel NTR'd and so distraught they give in to you#

Everyone's romantic interest is you, because this is an otome story.

I hereby solemnly declare that all the above plot points will appear, but this is Jinjiang's wholesome-content zone (.

One last disclaimer: I love everyone. I'm not a hater of any character (hands clasped).

P.S. I'll add more if I think of anything. Maybe one day I'll come up with a blurb so astonishingly apt it'll make the heavens and earth tremble!

[Top Secret Files]

Volume One: All Alone, Like a Phantom

Volume Two: The Destiny Maelstrom That Belongs to You

Volume Three: Eternal Stardust, Offered to You

Volume Four: Interlude: Before Everything Descends

Volume Five: The Golden Wind Begins to Play Ahead of Time

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[Important Notes]

1. I'm letting my personal preferences run wild, so what I consider a turn-off or a treat may differ from what you do. If anything makes you uncomfortable, get out immediately!

2. This is a wish-fulfillment Mary Sue story with cheats, mountains of headcanons, and OOC characters. If that's not for you, click the X.

3. A story about saving some characters from death, dating a whole lot of people, and maybe raising a kid on a whim. Good guys and bad guys, men and women, everybody's fair game, and canon couples get broken up too. The relationships are a mess (. This probably isn't for readers who only like pure 1v1 romance. It's not a typical secret identity story, but there will be a secret identity used to roam around, deceive people, and play with their feelings for comic inspiration (?) later in the story. There will also be a battle royale between men, with everyone trying to kill each other.

4. The story follows JoJo Parts 1 through 5 in order, spanning a long stretch of time. I changed the events of Part 6, and Part 7 will be an extra volume. I'm bad at blurbs, so I'll change this when I think of something better.

5. I made the cover myself. It's ugly, so don't look at it QAQ.

6. I'm writing this for fun; it's free. I'll add more if I think of anything. --2023.9.27

Theme: Adventure and love never end