By day, I'm a charming, dissolute playboy. By night, I'm a silent, brooding Dark Knight.
And yet, I'm living a pretty fulfilling life: Bruce Wayne, aka Batman.
But what's with you? Batman stared at the person he'd picked up, all dressed in black, and wondered.
Tribute stories:
1. Not White: After saving the Cat Realm, Bai Tang from Jingju Cats accidentally ends up in a superhero world, where he once again becomes a savior, and happens to fall in love along the way.
In a nutshell: A tsundere black cat Batman and a straightforward white cat Bai Tang. BatBai = Not White = getting it on (just kidding).
2. Darts and Throwing Knives: The first time they meet, Batman throws a Batarang without looking, and a certain top scholar blurts out, "Nice dart!"
In a nutshell: Throwing knives, again and again. So, want to give it a try?
3. White Snake, Not Medusa: A beautiful white snake ends up in the wrong world, mistakes the wrong person for her benefactor, and winds up losing her heart.
In a nutshell: "Bai Suzhen from beneath Mount Qingcheng, at your service, my benefactor."
4. When One Detective Meets Another: Batman muses, I thought the kid I'd picked up and raised was my son.
In a nutshell: Black hair and blue eyes x2, detectives x2.
5. Your Lie: Loki goes to Marvel, then DC, and meets Wayne.
In a nutshell: My greatest lie was saying I never loved you.
6. Everyone Has Two Sides: The two knights are saving Gotham again today.
In a nutshell: You're the light in the darkness.
7. Miracle Bat: Pink short hair, pink armor, a pink Batmobile... Batman's expression froze.
In a nutshell: I hear miracles and bats go together even better.
8. Godslayer: "Little god of the mortal realm, you did all you could." "The mortal realm has become filthy again." The Abandoned Emperor looked down from on high. Batman once stood shoulder to shoulder with the gods as a mortal. This time, Bruce Wayne would slay a god.
In a nutshell: You are naive, I am ignorant. You are wrong, and I refuse to be right.
9. Romantic to the Death: Romance is written into the genes of the Ralphians. What do you think, Batman?
In a nutshell: "He just wants a grand romance."
... (The order may change; more to come.)
This story is also called "After Batman Picks Up So-and-So."
P.S. This collection is devoted to writing unusual crack pairings and short stories about Batman. The focus is on short stories. I'll keep updating whenever I get ideas, and it should end up pretty long. There will be both BL and BG. Written for the one I love. I'll do my best to keep everyone in character, but in the end I may write the version of him I imagine. If that's not your thing, run for it, sweeties. There are lots of headcanons, and many protagonists other than Batman have altered settings, so you can think of them as semi-original characters.
Message: Give Batman a little more care and a little more love