[Western Crossover] How to Survive Under a Ridiculous System

This isn't a silly System. The System is just ridiculously silly.

From a certain Nine Dove, as exhausted Ajiu smiles.

Industry big shot (crossed out), notorious pigeon spirit Ajiu,

is targeted by the System because she's carrying too much resentment.

"Complete the missions and resolve your resentment, Host, and you can go home."

"First mission: write ten thousand words a day."

As if. How is making her write ten thousand words a day any different from killing her?

Until, "Your target, Magneto, has appeared."

??? Great, she can just drop dead right here.

"000, are you still refusing to admit you're a dumb little System?!"

P.S. This is a story meant to help you relax. I wanted to try writing something silly, though I'm not sure it'll actually be funny. The System is pretty dumb, at least. Updates whenever inspiration strikes. OOC warning, timeline is all over the place, no romance.

Theme: Love and peace, thank you.