I'm Showing Already, and You're Still Picking on Me!

1.

The only thought that came to Xue Ning when he opened his eyes was: Reborn in this life, he wouldn't bother with anything else. He'd give Jiang Mushan a child, fulfill his wish for a happy family in his previous life, and repay the debt he owed for saving Xue Ning's life at the cost of his own. That would be enough.

Jiang Mushan had been his husband in his previous life. They had married by imperial decree and couldn't stand each other. They hadn't even taken their clothes off once.

There was still a long time before the imperial decree would marry them.

To repay his debt as soon as possible, Xue Ning would have to work hard.

Xue Ning was the most charming and flirtatious scholar in the capital. When he put his mind to something, no one could stop him, least of all Jiang Mushan, who had a handsome face, a fine physique, and good martial arts, but was otherwise a man of few words.

2. But Jiang Mushan...

"Stay away from me."

"You demon."

"You menace."

"Ning is doomed with you around."

"Stop looking around!"

"Touch me again and I'll make you regret it."

He drew his sword with a swish, acting so smug he might as well be in the clouds.

Xue Ning had no other choice and decided to force things along. The next morning, a written complaint was delivered to the emperor.

3. They successfully married, but Jiang Mushan's temperament changed drastically. He took the imperial decree a little too seriously.

Xue Ning couldn't get out of bed for a month. On the verge of tears, he decided there was an easier way to repay the debt: he would give Jiang Mushan his life, and that would settle things!

Jiang Mushan: "What? You got someone pregnant this quickly?"

He really had gotten someone pregnant.

With his debt repaid, Xue Ning was about to run away when Jiang Mushan blocked his path, his broad palm supporting the delicate curve of Xue Ning's belly.

"I'll accept this life. Could you give me a few more? There's a throne to inherit."

P.S. Both the top and bottom are reborn. At first, the top has no awareness of his rebirth, but gradually, fragments of chaotic memories and emotions from his previous life affect him, and he starts to go crazy. The bottom doesn't suffer. This is a chaotic, bickering rom-com about a pair of enemies who fall in love.

The top's words are just teasing banter. Neither the couple nor the author is hoping for a whole string of pregnancies (serious face).

Theme: Praise love