I’m a System, and My Wife Is a Phoenix Among Women

The audio drama of the same name is now available on Fan Jiao. Give it a listen~ 03 is a golden finger System in the System Management Bureau's Transmigration Department. Its main duty is to randomly select Hosts from various books, provide them with golden fingers, and help them rise above everyone else. This time, 03 randomly selected the fiancée from a predictable power-fantasy cultivation novel. She was arrogant, looked down on the poor and fawned on the rich, and later suffered a face-slapping comeuppance. When 03 first met her, the young lady stood in a magnificent palace. Her skin was whiter than snow, her eyes like jade and lips like pearls, and her beauty was breathtaking. She wore a red palace gown like the flames of a phoenix, setting the white jade steps alight. Dignified and noble, she regarded the male lead with arrogant indifference. “This palace mistress will marry only the strong. I have no love for a cripple. Your spiritual root is ruined, so there is no longer any possibility between us. Our engagement is over, and we have nothing more to do with each other.” The haughty beauty raised a finger, and servants came out carrying gifts for the male lead. 03 watched, with just one thought on its mind. Oh, the Host isn't short of money. We can skip the golden finger that deals with that. Later, the palace mistress reclined on a jade couch, propping her chin on one hand beneath a gauzy veil. She smiled faintly. “03, you say you can do anything. Why won't you show me your true face? How can I trust you?” 03 fell silent, then spent the points it had saved up for years to exchange for a human body. A silver-haired beauty appeared in the palace, bare and flawless as white jade. The woman on the couch raised her eyes, a glimmer of light in their depths. Later still, everyone in the world knew that an unparalleled sword immortal accompanied the mistress of Phoenix Palace. When her divine sword was drawn, no one could match her. And the palace mistress herself stood beside the sword immortal, smiling as she spoke. “03, you've seen so many beautiful women. How do I compare?” The System, with its icy brows and starry eyes, looked at the stunning beauty before it. “Host, your beauty is peerless.” The palace mistress's smile deepened. Her slender hand settled on 03's narrow shoulder as she whispered in its ear, “Then would you be willing to hold peerless beauty in your arms?” * 03 dutifully rewrote the power-fantasy script from a male lead's story into one about a female lead. One day, the female lead herself exchanged points for a dual-cultivation manual and asked 03 to pick a partner for her. 03: The male lead is a playboy who keeps women on both arms. That man won't do. 03: The young lord of Luoxia City seems polite, but he's petty and calculating. No stingy men. 03: The young mistress of Qiushui Palace is beautiful and sweet-voiced, but spoiled and clingy in private. She won't do either. After going through the options, 03 raised an eyebrow and turned the list in its hand into scraps. Forget it. Why go looking far away when I could do it myself? * A little imaginary skit: Reader (indifferent): Oh, a male power-fantasy lead. Reader (surprised): Huh, a female power-fantasy lead? Reader (shocked): What the heck, a girls' love story! An all-powerful System x an arrogant female power-fantasy lead [Cultivation levels in this novel: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Void Refinement, Body Integration, Mahayana, and Tribulation Transcendence. Each major level has three minor stages: early, middle, and late. Great Perfection is a state within a level, distinct from an ordinary breakthrough.] [Reader's guide] - Imperfect characters - A lighthearted, sugary Mary Sue cultivation story, with my own take on cultivation - Novels are a way to spice up life, so just have fun. If anything in this novel upsets you, stop reading in time! You don't need to tell me you're dropping it, and there's no need to argue. There are countless great novels on Jinjiang. You'll find one that's your cup of tea! Mwah! * New novel: Just a Fluffy Little Thing Pei Yi has come down from the mountain! As a monster of the modern age, she's going to create wealth and prove her worth with her own hard work! For example, she plans to work hard and earn her first pot of gold; use the money to rent a home and farmland, grow crops, sell vegetables and fruit, and become a major farmer. Then she'll buy a house and land of her own, becoming a modern monster with a home and fields! On top of that, she'll work hard to meet the celebrity she adores, get her autograph and a photo together, and become a little monster who succeeds in meeting her idol! But on the very first day she enters the human world, she's shoved into the arms of a human who looks strangely familiar. Pei Yi lands her first job after coming down from the mountain. Eating together, playing together, sleeping together. In her true form. With the celebrity she likes. In the home of the celebrity she likes. Looking at the neglected gardens in front of and behind the villa, Pei Yi, nestled in the human's arms, gives her big tail a swish and slowly widens her eyes. Huh? Has her dream come true already? * Lu Xianxue feels like something strange has been happening at home lately. The water she drinks every day has become sweeter, and the garden where she scattered seeds keeps sprouting tomatoes or chili peppers. Whose rosebushes have tomatoes growing beside them, and in such a huge patch, too? She uses the tomatoes to corner the culprit at last, never expecting it to be the pretty cat she hugs and sleeps with every day! “Listen to me!” The pretty cat can not only talk, but also transforms into a human right in front of her. It's the beautiful Pei Yi, a familiar face who's been trending on the internet lately. Lu Xianxue is stunned. “You're a monster?” Rule number one for entering the human world: Never reveal your monster identity to humans! Pei Yi is so frightened that her tail pops out, and she wraps her arms around it as she tries to explain. “I'm not a monster… I'm just a little fluffy!” Theme: Be self-reliant, keep striving, and face life with a positive attitude.