[Upcoming works: 1. Genshin Impact and Jujutsu Kaisen crossover, no romance, “When the Jujutsu Crowd Gets Constellations... [Jujutsu Kaisen + Genshin Impact]”; 2. BL, bottom protagonist, “Only Masters in a Master’s Fishpond [Esports].” Please add them to your collection QAQ. The blurbs are at the very bottom!]
Kazehaya Toru was a manga artist who had never traumatized anyone.
After working hard to meet a deadline, turning down all entertainment, and dying suddenly, Kazehaya Toru transmigrated. He was about to enroll at Jujutsu High and had been bound to a people-traumatizing System.
When Kazehaya Toru expressed his confusion, it explained that it would only give him extremely mediocre cursed technique talent, enough to make him an ordinary jujutsu sorcerer.
“So what’s the point of you existing?” Kazehaya Toru thought he might as well drop out on the spot.
“As long as you traumatize people, Host, you’ll gain unparalleled power! Even a special-grade cursed spirit isn’t impossible to kill!” the System declared passionately.
Kazehaya Toru: “...?”
Kazehaya Toru was a manga artist with a good reputation and principles.
Kazehaya Toru agreed.
After all, his series wasn’t finished yet.
(People-Traumatizing Rules, Version 1.0)
1. To traumatize people, you need something that can keep them invested. Boring souls and stories will only leave people numb.
2. Traumatizing scenes must not be too jarring. The logic needs to follow from what came before. It can’t be so absurd that readers think you’re writing a bonus chapter for a completely different alternate universe.
3. The events must be things readers think could never happen to them, whether it’s the plot or the ending.
Kazehaya Toru became the senior of Jujutsu High’s two special-grade prodigies and a well-known lone wolf.
When asked to join them in a practical exercise, Kazehaya Toru was a little reluctant. He figured he might as well use it as an experiment.
Before setting out, Kazehaya Toru drew a picture of a meteor crashing to earth.
As a special-grade cursed spirit charged ferociously toward them, he said without mercy, “I wish the special-grade cursed spirit in front of me would get hit by a meteor and die, just like in my drawing.”
His junior students whispered among themselves, wondering whether they should give their senior the business card of a psychiatrist.
A moment later, a meteor shower descended and completed the exorcism in place of the sorcerers.
The juniors: There’s a cursed technique like that...?
System 920’s annual report for its Host:
You joined Jujutsu High twice, spanning a total of ten years. You serialized n manga of different lengths and completed zero of them. You traumatized countless readers. We hope you’ll keep up the good work next year and reach even greater heights!
Divider between blurbs for upcoming works
Qing Liu transmigrated from Teyvat into the body of an assistant supervisor at Jujutsu High, bringing along a bug-level golden finger.
Assistant supervisor, assistant supervisor... Forced into the role, he tried to figure out what the job involved. He went to the scene with a jujutsu sorcerer who was supposedly still a student and tried using his golden finger on him.
The dice in his palm shook, then stopped on “1.”
One constellation unlocked.
Nanami, who suddenly realized his overtime restriction had been loosened: ?
Qing Liu, who suddenly realized he could sense the existence of Teyvat: !
So what if he was an assistant supervisor? He’d do it! He’d become a first-rate assistant supervisor!
And so... before the higher-ups even had time to notice, the efficiency of exorcism missions had unconsciously increased by a huge margin.
After successfully infiltrating Jujutsu High, Qing Liu began grabbing people to run experiments on.
This one removes the overtime restriction, doubles critical damage, increases the number of slashes... make a note of it;
This one boosts healing, gives a chance of instant recovery, controls cleansing techniques... make a note of it;
This one changes how cursed spirits are devoured, strengthens summoned cursed spirits... make a note of it;
A white-haired man in sunglasses walked by.
Oh, this one... all I know is that it increases the range. Last time it nearly blew up the school, and he got a good scolding along with me. Next time, I’ll pick a lucky cursed spirit and keep experimenting.
“Qing Liu, someone outside says they know you from before.” A black-haired man with a topknot pushed open the door.
He’d transmigrated here, so where would he have any old acquaintances?
Without turning around, Qing Liu said, “I’m not seeing them. It’s definitely a scam.”
Only when he heard familiar footsteps approaching did he turn around, still doubtful.
“Mr. Zhongli! You came too! QAQ”
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After the game “Nine Heavens,” developed by Shiguang Games, launched, it became an instant hit.
Xia Luo, a laid-back streamer on a certain platform and the game’s top-ranked player, took a job doing daily quests for someone. Only after logging into the account did he discover that the account owner had a chat group of their own.
Then he found himself staring at the nickname “Master of the High-Level Fishpond.”
“What’s that supposed to mean? Is he saying I lead people on?” Before Xia Luo could react, a message from the group chat popped up.
[Fishpond Residents: Observation Records]
“I got matched with him three times. He beat the crap out of me the first two times. I finally got on his team in the third match. At least I got him to add me as a friend, hehe...”
“At first, it’s like this: he accepts your friend request, and you think that means you know each other. Then you find out it doesn’t. Eventually, you finally get him to join you for a match. You play as a duo for a few hours, and you think that must count for something, right? But the next time you run into him, he still ignores you and goes off solo.”, Victim Master A
“Our guild has an unofficial evaluation criterion. If you get matched with Luo, add him as a friend, and he’s willing to keep playing duos with you, that’s one indication of your skill and earns you extra points.”, Guild Manager B
“Honestly, I always suspected he was keeping a fishpond, but I had no proof. Then, after playing duos with him, I realized that in my past life I must have been a fish. I was born to live in a pond.”, Victim Master C
Xia Luo: “...”
[Most people who lead others on wouldn’t want anyone to find out, but your fish made their own group. They’re so self-aware, I’m crying.]
[I checked the names in the records. Is this some chat group you can only get into if you’re in the top 1,000 overall?]
[Stop fishing, stop fishing. There are 213 people in this group. I’m dying. Is this a mixer for the three major guilds or what?]
Right after that, the comments flooded with question marks. The streamer quickly pulled up a small account tucked away in a corner and sent a request to join the group.
[No way.]
[The fishpond owner is personally making a rural inspection to evaluate this month’s fish-farming performance.]
The streamer himself explained, “Just joining in on the fun. If I see anyone badmouthing me, I’ll block them on my main account.”
Theme: Do your job diligently without traumatizing people, work hard, and keep updating.
If we want to get Gojo Satoru's body, should we take the upper half or the lower half?
Fortunately, 2.5 Was not released, otherwise it would be really hellish.
There is no time to mourn the death of Hikaru Hiromi, now comes the author Mo Liangsheng
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I suspect that dk Satoru asked this question on purpose to hear the praise, hahahahaha
This chapter contains too much hell! What kind of hellish suggestion is it to bring your own corpse here ()
"When the magicians have a life throne..." Yanwu CP male protagonist
OK: original + curse.
#Mainly I want to see how strong six lives 5t5 can be
"Today Mechanics Are Repairing the Whole World" has no CP male protagonist
Currently: Curse + Monkey King + Island.
# Bold and foolish attempt to cook a long story with too little rice, the second part
#Unit drama, only human characters appear on the island, the background is the human world
Already published: "Only masters are raised in a master's fish pond [e-sports]" by the author
#passivefish farming, I am addicted to the stew game
#pondlord It's reasonable to sneak into the group of fish ponds to inspect, right?
Ah, after reading it, I feel that it finished so quickly. Is it my imagination? (Thinking)
Hehehehehe, I was thinking that Brother Jie's preset corpse has not been disposed of yet. 233333
WuHow can you not call me?! I'm going to make trouble!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Iivv knows what kind of curse, draw his cold noodles and pass it on
If we want to get Gojo Satoru's body, should we take the upper half or the lower half?
Fortunately, 2.5 Was not released, otherwise it would be really hellish.
There is no time to mourn the death of Hikaru Hiromi, now comes the author Mo Liangsheng
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I suspect that dk Satoru asked this question on purpose to hear the praise, hahahahaha
This chapter contains too much hell! What kind of hellish suggestion is it to bring your own corpse here ()
"When the magicians have a life throne..." Yanwu CP male protagonist OK: original + curse. #Mainly I want to see how strong six lives 5t5 can be "Today Mechanics Are Repairing the Whole World" has no CP male protagonist Currently: Curse + Monkey King + Island. # Bold and foolish attempt to cook a long story with too little rice, the second part #Unit drama, only human characters appear on the island, the background is the human world Already published: "Only masters are raised in a master's fish pond [e-sports]" by the author #passivefish farming, I am addicted to the stew game #pondlord It's reasonable to sneak into the group of fish ponds to inspect, right?
Ah, after reading it, I feel that it finished so quickly. Is it my imagination? (Thinking)
Hehehehehe, I was thinking that Brother Jie's preset corpse has not been disposed of yet. 233333
WuHow can you not call me?! I'm going to make trouble!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Iivv knows what kind of curse, draw his cold noodles and pass it on