COSplaying the Real Thing, but Playing Volleyball!

[The Dating Simulator, But Volleyball! is now available!] Blurb: I'm in a pretty complicated situation now. It all started when I cosplayed as Mahito at a convention. Then I transmigrated into a world where sports anime had all merged together. I became the younger brother of Rikkai's son of God, my neighbor was Isagi Yoichi, I went to Teiko Junior High, and I was charging full speed into the entertainment industry with Kise-kun. Unfortunately, I have absolutely no talent for basketball, tennis, or soccer. Sumimasen, Mahito-san. Before I transmigrated, I was just a foolish, useless college student. Arigato, Mahito-san. Thanks to your good looks, I've become a flawless new idol who's taken the internet by storm. But being an idol in a sports anime is such a waste of talent!!! Still, seeing Nekoma on my school application gave me hope. In the end, I managed to become the male lead of a sports anime. Hehe. * A new member named "Yukimura Makoto" recently joined Nekoma's volleyball club. When the others first saw him, they were shocked. Isn't this the perfect idol "Makocchan," who's been really popular lately? His unusual heterochromia, misty gray-blue hair, and beautiful, androgynous looks made him seem like a "beauty." His body was slender but toned. But could he really play volleyball? He must have applied to be the manager. And Yukimura Makoto really did get hired as the manager! Because he filled out the wrong form. And so, Yukimura Makoto's first step toward becoming the male lead of a sports anime went spectacularly off course. A day in the life of the volleyball club. Scene One: Lev, horrified: Kenma-senpai, there's another stitch on Makoto's hand! Kenma sighed: Kuro, that idiot got hurt again. Kuroo said helplessly: Yukimura, where are you hurt this time? Let me see. Yukimura Makoto: Daijobu! Daijobu! He waved the arm he'd transformed into noodles with Idle Transfiguration in front of everyone. Everyone: Their pupils trembled with shock Scene Two: Yukimura Makoto recited dramatically, with the rises and falls of an operatic aria: "We are the blood..." Kuroo: ...For the first time, I want to delete this speech. Kenma: You should've deleted it ages ago. Scene Three: Lev: Kenma-senpai, Makoto says he found the training camp, but he can't see where we are! Kenma: Kuro, the idiot got lost again. Kuroo found him and brought him back: Yukimura, how did you get from the Kanto training camp to Kansai? Yukimura Makoto: Um, some mysterious force guided me? Also, there are so many handsome guys in Kansai... In short, once you get past Yukimura Makoto's sparkling idol image, he's just a hilariously clueless guy who's a huge pain to look after! The beautiful idol filter shattered into pieces. Then came the Tokyo qualifiers His serve, with its devastating power and incredibly tricky angle, even leaving a slight dent in the floor, instantly drew everyone's attention. The Generation of Miracles, who'd come to watch, looked shocked: When did Makoto turn into a muscular Barbie? "Point, serve!" "Point, block!" "Point, spike!" "Match point for Nekoma!" "Nekoma takes the first set!" Yukimura Makoto showed the world what it meant to be Nekoma's ace! When someone asked him what his hopes for the future were, he simply said calmly: "My brother won three consecutive national high school tennis championships. I want to catch up to him and win the first national championship for Nekoma." 1. The main story is in third person. Makoto is a hilariously clueless guy with a sharp tongue, doted on by everyone and an extreme big brother-con. The pairings have separate endings, so you don't need to pick a favorite. 2. Mostly everyday life. The balance between competitive matches and romance is 7:3. He's an outside hitter! 3. He'll use Idle Transfiguration; otherwise, cosplaying as Mahito would be pointless. But it won't be too overpowered. Honestly, Idle Transfiguration is really well suited to volleyball. 4. Nekoma wins the championship! 5. Since I don't know the volleyball rules at all, the matches will be figured out bit by bit, so there may be some rule errors. I'm very sorry, please ignore them! (bows to the ground) Coming soon: I'm a College Student, Give Me a Popular White-Haired Guy! [This is the next story I'll start. Let the evil black cat save you all!] Lin Lian is a clueless, innocent college student born in the 2000s, and he's now bound to the "Yokohama Survival System." After changing his name to Unoki Ren, he immediately decides to hang himself and start over. How is a fragile college student supposed to survive in a high-risk setting? System: Host, don't panic! I've applied for a golden finger! [You can summon popular white-haired characters from any anime! They'll protect you!] Unoki Ren: I can pick whoever I want? System: No, you have to draw cards. Unoki Ren: It's over. I'm cursed with bad luck! He encounters some thugs from the start. Good news: he summons an SSR card. Bad news: It's Nagi Seishiro, who has no fighting ability! The number of people running for their lives doubles. He needs start-up money to establish an organization. Good news: another SSR card. Bad news: It's Gin! Gin says: Why not extort a little money from the Port Mafia? After they extort a sum, the System, that little glutton, asks for more money. The newly drawn Killua says: I'll take a few assassination jobs! But he spends money faster than he can earn it, and the newly established organization goes bankrupt overnight! Gin: Damn it, I worked so hard to swindle that money! A post-match recap of Unoki Ren getting bullied would go like this Kakashi/Gintoki, heartbroken: You should've hit him with a thousand years of pain right then, then kicked his balls into orbit! In short, life is an absolute madhouse! At last, with a great enemy looming, Unoki Ren draws the ultimate deluxe VIP card, Gojo Satoru. Gojo, the kitty, solves all the problems with a single Hollow Purple, then taunts them to their faces: You guys, are so weak! (Played on a megaphone three hundred times in a row) Unoki Ren: Meow-hahaha! As long as I draw enough cards, I'll eventually get lucky! Tiny Yokohama, how laughable. If I weren't a college student who loved slacking off, I'd take over the world! Unoki Ren runs into a kind Russian man on the street and says: Stay right here, don't move. I'll go summon a few white-haired guys. Dostoevsky: ? I can summon popular white-haired guys? For real? * There's a mysterious organization in Yokohama. Its members and identities are unknown, but they have one thing in common: they're all white-haired. It's said that someone once flipped an entire organization upside down with a wooden sword because a certain Mafia didn't serve strawberry milk when they were entertaining him! All the dessert shops in Yokohama were ransacked by two white-haired guys who looked alike, one big and one small! There was also a citywide theft of cotton candy and copies of Hentai Paradise! You can even see a white-haired boy with dog ears chasing a white-haired gentleman of the moonlit night, turning the entire street into chaos! Today in Yokohama, it's another perfectly peaceful day! And here's a rumor: The boss of the Rats in the House of the Dead was kidnapped directly by the evil white-haired organization and forced to get together with its leader! A white-haired clown who claims to know the story says: How terrifying! I tried to rescue him, but another version of me beat me up! In short, the white-haired organization is unfathomable! A passing black-haired college student asks: Can I get an internship certificate stamped by the organization I founded myself? 1. Dostoevsky pairing. A hilarious love story between two black-haired guys, with plenty of bullying and a goofy tone. Don't take the details too seriously. 2. A crossover between popular and obscure anime. The summonable characters may include Gojo Satoru, Gintoki, Kakashi, Gin, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Nika Luffy, Nagi Seishiro, Killua, Byakuran... Theme: Strive for the summit