Jiang Lun is a polemical guy with a classic curse circle, and he is also a skewer.
Memorizing a text is as difficult as climbing to the sky, but you have to ask him what happened in Shinjuku, Japan, on December 24, 2018, at 35 degrees 41 minutes north latitude and 139 degrees 42 minutes in Tokyo?
Jiang Lun can definitely answer in seconds: [41 seconds before the attack started, Shinjuku
Gojo Satoru's chant sounded again, Jiutang, Polarized Light, Wu and Statement, between the outside and the inside... In other words, Gojo Satoru won! The strongest record is engraved in Shinjuku!
Then he instantly switched to the trumpet and left a message: [Three rounds of recollection, Wutiao was directly borrowed by Hara Shejuku Nuo, okay?
Then change to the second trumpet: [666 Has your brain been stolen by a brain fool? Harajuku Nuo can beat Gojo but still trap Huipi? Mo Xu Luo + Loan Space Cut Cai beat the prison master with such a move!
If I just resign naked, I will set a bond at the cost of not working in my old shit company for the rest of my life. In exchange for the height exchange between the prison master and me, the younger brother is just 20cm taller than the prison master and can only chop the teacher's thigh. If he successfully evades the space slash, he can escape the hand of God!
Yes, Chuanzi is just a disguise. Before 2023, Jiang Lun was an out-and-out Gojo Satoru, with his grief, anger and helplessness hidden in his skillful and humorous phrases.
He directed and acted heartily, and finally typed out the sentence "Who doesn't want to rush into the wheel battle and fight Sunuo with a shameful face?" He finally chose one of the two choices of "a million dollars falling from the sky or becoming a Gojo dasunuo". He didn't mourn for the death of Gojo Satoru for a moment, and the next person who rushed to the battlefield was..." He went downstairs humming "The weather outside the window~", but was hit by great luck as soon as he stepped out.
This is obviously... Not a national highway... And there is no shota... (Dying) (Erkang's hand)
After waking up, Jiang Lun found that his height had shrunk by two centimeters, and was now the standard 170cm. His face had also become much greener, as if he was seventeen or eighteen years old again, and he had truly become a kawaii shota.
What's more important -
Why are there a steady stream of modified people chasing behind them? Why are they forced to run to the lower level of the subway station? Why do there appear in front of them a cursed spirit with gray hair and sutures and strange eyes that look like a real person? !
Damn it, isn't this the Shibuya incident scene?
Even if you talk about it on the Internet, what ordinary person would want to volunteer to do Su Nuo!
Now it's hard to say whether he can survive until the time of Su Nuo! ! !
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Gojo Satoru was imprisoned in the prison gate. He gave the place a shot, but he couldn't break it. He could only let the prison gate be temporarily smashed in place and unable to move.
A young boy fell from the sky with a "wow, wow, wow" sound, passed through the layers of bones and fell into his arms, and started chattering.
"Teacher, after you were sealed, Nana Ming was blown up by the real person as a head balloon. Kugisaki was also severely injured by the real person and fell asleep in the finale. The old one from Zenyuan died, the middle-aged one was resurrected and died, the younger one was burned, and one will die in a few days. There is also one that no one paid attention to in the end. He didn't even have a role in the side story. The scene was not as good as Rikado who had finished filming long ago. Su Nuo even killed a lot of people after defeating the clepsydra, defeating Demon Xu Luo and opening up the field!"
Gojo Satoru:?
Can't the prison gate only hold one person?
This is Jiang Lun's newly awakened spell, called [Shared Body Spell]. It means that you can become the half body of another person, but whether you can use the other person's ability and how much you can use it are all decided by the other person, and you must completely obey the other person's instructions until the end of the spell.
It can be said to be very useless, but - in the current situation, it is very useful. He was recognized by the prison gate as Gojo Satoru. Since he is a person, of course he can come in, but once he ends the technique, he will be excluded.
In short, he has free access to prison.
Gojo Satoru pulled up his blindfold and raised the corners of his lips slightly. The situation was not that bad. His six-eyed look was blessed by God.
He grasped the situation in Shibuya through half-body vision and commanded the opponent's actions in an orderly manner.
It's just that I can't keep up with the trend of young children. For example, this sentence "This time I will never let others drive five Gundams. I will also let the teacher experience the feeling of driving others. Let's start with my Gundam!" - What does it mean?
Gojo Satoru can only give a real evaluation experience: "A bit short."
Jiang Lun: ... Convex (艹盘艹)convex
Gojo-sensei, you lost because you didn't shrink to my height and hide in space!
Small theater——
Jiang Lun: Who is matched with whom to give birth to the strongest bloodline? Well, it must be Wusu Yihu, but the situation is different whether the tiger is a tiger son or a tiger emperor. What about Wusu Jiujiu, ninety-nine or something on the roadside...
Gojo Satoru: Matching?
Jiang Lun: (sent out some simple explanations)
Gojo Satoru (cheerful): I didn't expect Xiaolun to have such a function, so without further ado, let's try it out! I was still worried about who should inherit the Gojo family~
Jiang Lun:? ? ? What to try? Damn, don't come here! ! !
Gojo Satoru left the ranks of magicians as much as possible before he was thirty years old, but this Gojo Satoru is no longer a good boy (sad)——
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