Adrian was selected by the system to select whoever was selected, and captured Gotham City, which is full of talents.
System: "You can go home after reaching the top of Gotham City."
Adrian: "You want me to punch Batman, stomp on the Joker, step over a few Robins, and have a bunch of villains on top?!"
System: "Isn't it enough to give you the [Immortality & Zero Pain] buff and the golden finger [100% effective upon successful signing of the contract]?"
Adrian, who is just a film student: "..."
Adrian: "Does getting to the top of Hollywood count as getting to the top?"
Wayne Manor has a new guest.
The owner of the manor, Bruce Wayne, looked at this suspiciously adult boy, and for a moment he didn't know whether he should expel him.
Black hair, green eyes... Hiss...
The first thing the boy said was: "I am your Robin for who knows how many generations. Do you believe it?"
Bruce: "...?"
Adrian: "Actually, I came to you to make a movie. Are you interested in making a "Batman"! A total of three films! "The Dark Knight Rises", "The Dark Knight" and "Beginner"!
Bruce: "???"
"Think about it, would Batman be stupid enough to tell the world that he is the richest man in Gotham? The whole world knowing that you are Batman is equivalent to the whole world not knowing that you are Batman, and will only think that you are trying to gain popularity!"
Batman himself refused.
"Then are you interested in filming an American Psycho or Good Will Hunting movie?"
Bruce: "You should go find the Joker."
Adrian was even more excited: "I'm ready, there's "Brokeback Mountain" and "Joker" here..."
"Don't run away, Robins! There are so many roles suitable for young handsome men and beautiful women! This ship at the end of the century seems to be perfect for you! Solve the two problems of male and female protagonists at once!"
"Jason, the big boss in "Black Friday" is a mask type like you. Are you interested in becoming the Crystal Lake Killer?"
"Should we cast Downey or Benny for this Sherlock Holmes? No, should we cast Iron Man or Doctor Who..."
"Hacksaw Ridge and The Social Network... Where can I find Peter a brat to revive Ghost Ship... Is the democratically elected James Potter coming!"
Bat family: I don't understand!
It's so cruel, even Commissioner Gordon and the old man who makes Batman's armor are not spared!
Adrian: Of course! This is an Oscar winner and the voice of God!
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The Joker has also been very troubled recently. He originally captured a little boy and blew it up live in Gotham City, but the boy appeared in front of him intact the next day and continued to chatter about signing a movie contract with him.
"Don't you think this story has a realistic meaning and is poignant? Don't feel inferior even if your face is disfigured. Modern makeup technology can be called plastic surgery. It doesn't matter if you don't like it. I also have "Ten Things I Hate About You" here..."
No matter how many times he is killed, Adrian will still appear, as if he was trapped in "Terror Cruise".
Wait, how does he know what "Terror Cruise" is?
This kid's talking is like hypnosis, it's so annoying!
I don't know how many times, a rotten hand stretched out from a pool of flesh and blood, grabbed the clown's shoe, and an eyeball sprouted: "Are you really not going to think about it…"
——Even Joker thinks SAN is missing!
Soon after, the citizens of Gotham saw the famous scene of the clown singing a love song and confessing his love on the steps of the stadium in the movie theater.
God, is this the end of the world? How could they have such a dream!
Oh my gosh, there's also the forbidden love between Joker and Mysterio!
1. I don't know who the CP is, so I can just knock it off, it's a hilarious and refreshing article
2. They are all copied from the public, but there are adaptations. Super OOC warning.
3. This is a happy writing, with lots of actor jokes and lots of bugs, so don't go into details~
4. We'll wait until the cover opens before making an appointment. Now this one looks great (scratching my head)
Purpose: The most important thing in life is to be happy