[Yunzhiyu] Gonglue

Comments are open (*??*) [The next book, the same sand sculpture style quick passage text: Sajia God of War, tearing up the life book with his hands, please collect it (^^)] No. 1 Raider: Rao Sui Light up settings: "Amana sister who my brother can't refuse", "Anti-drug MAX", "Qinggong Super God" When the palace gate learned that there was a spy among the bride, he originally wanted to catch him and then set up a trap to find out, but he never thought———— All the brides fell down one after another, except for one who was still alive and kicking. She couldn't let go of the smoke, she dodged all the arrows, and her hands were as slippery as a loach. In the end, she had to let Mr. Zheng take action! Mr. Zheng originally smiled confidently, but when it was announced that the hidden weapon bag was exhausted, he didn't even touch her oily skin... Gong Yuanzheng was furious: Who are you? ! You took a slight step to his side, fiddled with the bells on his braids, and said with a smile: "I'm the one who specializes in defeating you~" —————————————————————— Raider No. 2: Jin Qiu Light up settings: "Unparalleled martial arts", "Alluring posture", "Red and green names can be seen at a glance" It's a pity that the game started so hard that I lost my memory. She doesn't remember the target of the attack, she only remembers drawing her sword to strike when there is injustice on the road! There is an enemy attack at the "Palace Gate". The old, weak, women and children are hiding in the secret room, but a little kid is disobedient and sneaks out! She followed up, picked up the little kid, and slashed at the enemy one, two, three, five, six, seven... When she was tired of slashing, the danger of the "Palace Gate" was over. The elders work together with the "wielding sword", and she, the head of the ruby ​​​​jade, can come out of the back mountain to serve as the prince's teacher. So when Qiuqiu came to her senses, it suddenly changed to kindergarten education, and there were three children in the class: Yuyu, Langlang, and Zhengzheng. When she regained her memory, "Oh, I'll go!" She said why among all the green names, her husband Gong Shangjiao was the only one, and the green name was decorated with a circle of red hearts. —————————————————————— The third attacker: Snow Lotus Yi Light up settings: "Alienated Man: Controlling Ice and Snow" "Too many slots, no words to speak of, audible slander" "Eternal appearance" Something strange happened deep in the mountain behind the "Palace Gate", and an alienated person stepped out of the snow. She said, "I have reached my age and want to reproduce. All the men with good looks will stand in a row." The people at the "Gong Gate" looked at each other in shock, but were frightened by the threat of thousands of icicles hanging in the air, and had to tearfully push out the handsome and unmarried Gong Ziyu, the aloof and cold Gong Shangjiao, and Gong Yuanzheng, each with his own handsomeness, Mr. Xue, Mr. Yue, Mr. Hua... As a result, Xue Lian's clothes were not good enough, so she chose Xue Zhongzi, who was not even taller than her own shoulders. She grabbed the person's armpits and lifted him up high: it was him. Gong Ziyu and Gong Yuanzheng shouted in unison: "You actually love children?!" Xue Chongzi looked over coldly: "When my skills are complete, I will become an adult and I won't scare you to death!" Notes for reading: Gong Lu has three articles. The first article tests the second person narrative. Please forgive me if you are not used to it. The second and third chapters will be in third person —————————————— Please collect: Quick WearSajia God of War, tearing up the life book with his hands Yue Lao's cultivation relies on Lalang Pei, and Si Ming's cultivation relies on writing scripts. One day, the two immortals gathered together to chat, and they talked about the God of War. Yue Lao: The God of War is the master of war. Who in the world can harm his life? Siming: If she falls into my book of life-threatening stories, she will lose even one of her magical powers. Then she will be killed by love, vendetta, and all kinds of things. I don't believe that I can't kill her! ! ! The evil God of Wind happened to be passing by, and with a flick of his sleeve, he sent wild words into the ears of the God of War. The God of War arrived at the scene in an instant and grabbed Si Ming's Tianling Gai with one palm: What's the point of being a cricket behind your back? How about Sajia making a bet with you? Siming's eyes were immediately aroused: Just bet! ! ! So———— A ray of divine consciousness drilled into the life book, changing fate against the will of heaven and breaking the deadlock! * The first life: Since ancient times, beauties have had a bad life. The soul of a pearl diver died and she was sacrificed at sea. Siming akimbo: Hahahaha, let me feed you the bastard at the beginning! ! ! Yue Lao couldn't bear to see it: You have tied up the God of War too tightly. In the fate book, I saw that the Pearl Goddess of War was tied up as a mummy, but she was still able to compete with the sharks. She swam nine kilometers in anger and came ashore to report to the official, and her death was instantly over. The county magistrate almost stretched his upper body out of the desk and was shocked: "How did you travel from the neighboring county?!" The pearl fisher's eardrum was pierced since she was a child, and she has a hard-on hearing loss: "What did the adults say about the oil pan???" [The tiger-headed pearl-diverting girl * The second life: Passionate people are always betrayed by ruthlessness, Tanhua Lang buys his life to kill pig wife Siming groaned: I insisted on letting you do the most degrading work, and in the end I raised a white-eyed wolf who paid to kill you! ! ! Yue Lao couldn't stop him: Are you okay? ? ? The God of War can even dance with a nail file. If you give her a pig-butchering knife, what is the difference between that and a dragon-slaying knife? ! In the life book, I saw that the pig-killing god of war had sharpened his knife and discussed it with Tan Hwa Lang: I decided to change my career to become a bounty hunter, kill the worst people, receive the largest reward, and buy you the most expensive pen, ink, paper and inkstone! Tanhualang:……. Whoever lives a heartless man will be the one to blame! "My wife~" Tanhua Lang leaned against the door frame and exposed his shoulders, "The bed is already warm, come on~" The wife, who didn't want to sharpen her knife, just glanced at him and said firmly, "You go back to the room first. And put on your clothes, don't freeze." [The incomprehensible and charming pig-killing woman * The third life: Weak and sick, he will die soon. The fortune teller predicts that he will be seventeen years old. Si Ming sneered: Birth, old age, illness and death are common occurrences, so let the God of War suffer from illness. Yue Lao was speechless and choked: Did I forget to tell you... The God of War has a lot of blood. In the fortune book, I saw that the sick and weak God of War was soaked in grape wine and wolfberry, Tai Chi Five Birds and Eight Brocades, even if he coughed up blood, he would take a bowl to catch it, and he would not hesitate to punch a little ruffian. Until she was seventeen years old, the coffin was ready at home, but she didn't die. The magic fortune teller who was rescued again wanted to be his guest even though he was cheating. The young lady snapped her fingers coldly and elegantly: "——-Blast out!" [The sickly young lady who believes in nothing but fate * The fourth life: Born as a demon, everyone can find it and kill it Siming Fahen: Wait for me to bring everyone in the world——Huh? ! Yue Lao beat his chest and stamped his feet: Did I forget to tell you again, the God of War has magic resistance! In the fate book, the Demon Lord War God regained his power and was in full swing. He unified the demon world and the demon people changed drastically. The emperor of the human world couldn't help but lean on him, "I'm just saying, as long as the devil is here, there is no need to worry about the two worlds of humans and devils not being able to love each other~" The Demon Lord who was watching the memorial suddenly stood up and said, "Asshole! Didn't I tell you that the ghost market is only allowed to open on the 15th day of the month? Who opened the ghost gate randomly?!" The human emperor stumbled off the dragon chair, clutched his butt and bared his teeth, "Because... It's the Lantern Festival." [The Demon God of War who is dedicated to ruling the demon world x the human emperor who wants to be a demon every day] There are also [stealing the broom star's broom hair to make a pen to write fortune-telling, and insisting that the God of War dies] [borrowing a bundle of red thread from Yue Lao to knit a sweater, insisting that the God of War falls in love and brain-dead] [let the God of War Daiyu possess him, and bury himself in tears in the wind] and so on... Later———— When the God of War came back from the calamity, he discovered that the county magistrate, the flower hunter, the fortune teller and the emperor of the world all liked to roll their sleeves just like the God of Wind. Fengshen's eyes drifted: "What... I don't like to see that Si Ming has a notebook that is so blind, and he likes to write fortunes randomly." Yue Lao sighed in his heart - the God of Wind is the God of pure love and war. Siming hugged a pile of torn papers and cried: My Siming Book (T ^ T) Intention: Take only one scoop of three thousand weak water to drink