When God of War Jiuge opened his eyes, he saw a new world.
The appearance of mortals has changed drastically. Their hair and eyes are of various colors.
But the God of War said it was true. It was just a small scene. In terms of strange shapes, God Erlang also had three eyes. However...
These colorful people shocked the God of War as soon as they opened their mouths - what are they... Talking about? !
On the third day after Captain America was unfrozen, a Chinese girl moved next door.
She is like a porcelain doll bought in Chinatown, the little one is very cute.
He once had the courage to say Hi when he met her by chance, but he didn't want the porcelain doll to be indifferent and walk past him indifferently.
——God, what a poor child, she can't hear!
The first head-to-head confrontation between God of War and Captain America was caused by a microwave oven explosion.
The incident occurred because Captain America wanted to bite an egg.
The God of War thought there was a war going on next door, so he kicked through the wall in between.
So... A 'braised egg' appeared.
Braised eggs: #?%……%%&……%……%?&
God of War: Has this man been marinated in soy sauce?
Braised eggs: @#%……%……&&%&
Ares: His teeth are so white.
Luodan: Madam, madam, are you listening to me?
The God of War came back to his senses, coughed sheepishly, and then said his first sentence in English since he came down to earth: Cut off the oil and put it on your forehead?
Intention: As much ability as you have, you should bear as much responsibility as you have