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[The next book, the same sand sculpture style quick passage text: Sajia God of War, tearing up the life book with his hands, please collect it (^^)]
There is a girl named Xianxian in the Su family. She is a delicate and frail official girl, but she has a heart that yearns for the world, which breaks the hearts of the elders in the family.
The God of War in the Nine Heavens is named Jiu Ge. He is an invincible man who combines the attributes of a arrogant tiger. Before becoming a god, he was born in the Northeast. His idol was Lu Zhishen, so he calls himself Sajia and often speaks in a Northeastern accent.
In this way, people and gods who are completely opposite to each other are united into one by fate. From then on, there is a different kind of fireworks in the world.
Su Xianxian, who was born in an official family, didn't want to be in the world anymore when something happened, she just wanted to report to the government.
Su Jiuge, who was born in heaven, doesn't want to use his brain when something happens, he just wants to give it a tug tug tug.
The Jianghu people who often encounter the scene of mental separation can't bear it, but they can only suggest weakly, "I know a miracle doctor, why don't I introduce him to you?"
Su Xianxian was very polite, "No, thank you."
Su Jiuge raised his chin, "That's not necessary, you are seriously ill."
Food guide:
1: The heroine cp is full of flowers, 1v1, mutual affection.
2: You can be the double heroine of this novel, or you can be the heroine and she is brilliant, as long as you are happy.
3: Hua Man Lou is a strange man. He regards Su Xianxian as his girlfriend and Jiu Ge as his iron man. He can switch between emotions freely and is worthy of being the God of Flowers.
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Please collect:
Quick WearSajia God of War, tearing up the life book with his hands
Yue Lao's cultivation relies on Lalang Pei, and Si Ming's cultivation relies on writing scripts.
One day, the two immortals gathered together to chat, and they talked about the God of War.
Yue Lao: The God of War is the master of war. Who in the world can harm his life?
Siming: If she falls into my book of life-threatening stories, she will lose even one of her magical powers. Then she will be killed by love, vendetta, and all kinds of things. I don't believe that I can't kill her! ! !
The evil God of Wind happened to be passing by, and with a flick of his sleeve, he sent wild words into the ears of the God of War.
The God of War arrived at the scene in an instant and grabbed Si Ming's Tianling Gai with one palm: What's the point of being a cricket behind your back? How about Sajia making a bet with you?
Siming's eyes were immediately aroused: Just bet! ! !
So————
A ray of divine consciousness drilled into the life book, changing fate against the will of heaven and breaking the deadlock!
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The first life: Since ancient times, beauties have had a bad life. The soul of a pearl diver died and she was sacrificed at sea.
Siming akimbo: Hahahaha, let me feed you the bastard at the beginning! ! !
Yue Lao couldn't bear to see it: You have tied up the God of War too tightly.
In the fate book, I saw that the Pearl Goddess of War was tied up as a mummy, but she was still able to compete with the sharks. She swam nine kilometers in anger and came ashore to report to the official, and her death was instantly over.
The county magistrate almost stretched his upper body out of the desk and was shocked: "How did you travel from the neighboring county?!"
The pearl fisher's eardrum was pierced since she was a child, and she has a hard-on hearing loss: "What did the adults say about the oil pan???"
[The tiger-headed pearl-diverting girl
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The second life: Passionate people are always betrayed by ruthlessness, Tanhua Lang buys his life to kill pig wife
Siming groaned: I insisted on letting you do the most degrading work, and in the end I raised a white-eyed wolf who paid to kill you! ! !
Yue Lao couldn't stop him: Are you okay? ? ? The God of War can even dance with a nail file. If you give her a pig-butchering knife, what is the difference between that and a dragon-slaying knife? !
In the life book, I saw that the pig-killing god of war had sharpened his knife and discussed it with Tan Hwa Lang: I decided to change my career to become a bounty hunter, kill the worst people, receive the largest reward, and buy you the most expensive pen, ink, paper and inkstone!
Tanhualang:…….
Whoever lives a heartless man will be the one to blame!
"My wife~"
Tanhua Lang leaned against the door frame and exposed his shoulders, "The bed is already warm, come on~"
The wife, who didn't want to sharpen her knife, just glanced at him and said firmly, "You go back to the room first. And put on your clothes, don't freeze."
[The incomprehensible and charming pig-killing woman
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The third life: Weak and sick, he will die soon. The fortune teller predicts that he will be seventeen years old.
Si Ming sneered: Birth, old age, illness and death are common occurrences, so let the God of War suffer from illness.
Yue Lao was speechless and choked: Did I forget to tell you... The God of War has a lot of blood.
In the fortune book, I saw that the sick and weak God of War was soaked in grape wine and wolfberry, Tai Chi Five Birds and Eight Brocades, even if he coughed up blood, he would take a bowl to catch it, and he would not hesitate to punch a little ruffian. Until she was seventeen years old, the coffin was ready at home, but she didn't die.
The magic fortune teller who was rescued again wanted to be his guest even though he was cheating.
The young lady snapped her fingers coldly and elegantly: "——-Blast out!"
[The sickly young lady who believes in nothing but fate
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The fourth life: Born as a demon, everyone can find it and kill it
Siming Fahen: Wait for me to bring everyone in the world——Huh? !
Yue Lao beat his chest and stamped his feet: Did I forget to tell you again, the God of War has magic resistance!
In the fate book, the Demon Lord War God regained his power and was in full swing. He unified the demon world and the demon people changed drastically.
The emperor of the human world couldn't help but lean on him, "I'm just saying... As long as the devil is here, why can't the worlds of humans and demons love each other~"
The Demon Lord who was watching the memorial suddenly stood up and said, "Asshole! Didn't I tell you that the ghost market is only allowed to open on the 15th day of the month? Who opened the ghost gate randomly?!"
The human emperor stumbled off the dragon chair, clutched his butt and bared his teeth, "Because... It's the Lantern Festival."
[The Demon God of War who is dedicated to ruling the demon world x the human emperor who wants to be a demon every day]
There are also [stealing the broom star's broom hair to make a pen to write fortune-telling, and insisting that the God of War dies] [borrowing a bundle of red thread from Yue Lao to knit a sweater, insisting that the God of War falls in love and brain-dead] [let the God of War Daiyu possess him, and bury himself in tears in the wind] and so on...
Later————
When the God of War came back from the calamity, he discovered that the county magistrate, the flower hunter, the fortune teller and the emperor of the world all liked to roll their sleeves just like the God of Wind.
The wicked Fengshen's eyes flickered: So what... I don't like to see that Si Ming has a notebook that is so blind, and he likes to write fortunes randomly.
Yue Lao sighed in his heart - the God of Wind is the God of pure love and war.
Siming hugged a pile of torn papers and cried: My Siming Book (T ^ T)
Intention: I have no control over my destiny