Me and My Injustice System [Martial Arts Quick Travel]

[Advance receipt of the next copy, quick to wear the sand sculpture: The God of War of the Sa family, tearing up the life book with his hands, please collect it] [First person in the copy, third person in the text. [The paragraph commentary is open to the public without any threshold, you can speak freely] I, Shu Yanyan, was bound to a stupid and cute system in just one sleep. What's wrong is... It was tied to the wrong host! It's none of my business: "Get untied quickly and go find your real master." The system cried: "Unless the task is completed, it cannot be unbound. Host QAQ, you are my reborn parent~" I stepped back ten meters: "Don't... You are too polite." Later I found out that this guy was holding back——————It's so rude! ! ! [Host with a tough head and a soft heart + a reemployment system with extremely poor business capabilities] [Please bring your own Suxiao Jiuxin Pill to read the article, this is the most outrageous host and system in the history of solving problems] * first world Goal: Let the First Palace Master and the Second Palace Master wish Fenglang and Xiaoyue happiness I looked down at Satsuki, who was as young as an elementary school student, and despaired at the length of the mission's timeline and felt desolate about the possibility of its completion. System: "Don't worry, host, we can use ten-year rocket launchers without wasting time." Unexpectedly, after one shot, we passed through the head, and the grass on the graves of Fenglang and his wife was three meters high! Me: "???" Me: "Go back quickly!!!" Second world Goal: Let Brother Long be the best man for Li Tanhua and his cousin I looked up at Li Yuan decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations, and looked down at my short figure (a character image created by the system without authorization). Question: "How do you want me to stop Brother Long from marrying his cousin and being demoted from groom to best man?" System: "Host, I pinched the faces of the offspring of Li Tanhua and Cousin Lin for you. You can rush in and call Cousin Lin Auntie!" Me: "——You must have taken away all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!" Third world Goal: Make the Happy King kneel down and cry and repent in front of all the women and children he has hurt? ? ? Me: "Do I have a card [Blood Wheel Eye]? Press it quickly, I don't believe he won't kneel down once Tsukuyomi is sent." I pressed the [Blood Wheel Eye]: "Why is it so dark before my eyes?" System: "Oh host, it turns out this is Brother Itachi's Sharingan before he died, and it's basically useless." Me: "——Pick it for me quickly!!!" Fourth world Goal: Let the princess plot to usurp the throne and ascend the throne as emperor I looked at the island in front of me and called the system: "Don't tell me this is Ice and Fire Island." System: "Um... Does the host know what it means to save the country through curves? Try to get the chance to draw cards, maybe you can draw [any door]!" I pointed my hand: "Get out! Is SSR so easy to smoke?!" Fifth world Goal: Let Master Su live another five hundred years I used a useless card [to look at the health bar] and was shocked: "This man's health bar is not as wide as my fingernail, how can I let him live for five hundred years?!" The system came up with an idea: "Draw a [Vampire] and give him a first hug. Living for a thousand years will not be a dream!" The corner of my mouth twitched and my eyes were dead: "Then should I stop having a twilight love affair with him?" The system gossips: "Does the host like the original poster?" I banged my head against the wall: "Get out of here! Get out of here!! Get out of here!!!" The sixth world Goal: Let the Flower God see the light again I took out the "Six Eyes" I just drew with my backhand and asked, "Who has the best medical skills in this copy?" System: "That can only be Ximen Sword God." Me: "Let's go, let Lu Xiaoji burn his villa!" After surgery———— I gathered around the gauze-covered Flower Goddess and said, "Then what... Young Master, I forgot to tell you, these eyes are a bit special..." Flower Goddess: "How special?" I said, "It's a little bluer, a little brighter, and the field of view is a little wider." Later, when Flora took off the gauze, he didn't have to look back to see Lu Xiaoji hiding behind him: "Girl, this is not just a little wider, isn't it...?" Settings in the text: 1: The time flow rate between the fast travel world and the real world is 1:1 (time is tight, tasks are heavy) 2: The heroine cannot practice martial arts unless her vest has its own skills. 3: If the heroine or the NPC related to the mission dies, the mission will be reset (infinite reincarnation week) ———————————————————————————— Please bookmark the following article: [Sajia God of War, tearing up the book of fate with his hands] Yue Lao's cultivation relies on Lalang Pei, and Si Ming's cultivation relies on writing scripts. One day, the two immortals gathered together to chat, and they talked about the God of War. Yue Lao: "The God of War is the master of war. Who in the world can harm his life?" Siming: "If you teach her to fall into this company's book of life-threatening stories, she will not be able to survive even a tenth of her divine power. Then she will be killed by love, vendetta, and all kinds of things. I don't believe I can't kill her!!!" The evil God of Wind happened to be passing by, and with a flick of his sleeve, he sent wild words into the ears of the God of War. The God of War arrived at the scene in an instant and grabbed Si Ming's Tianling Gai with one palm: "What's the point of being a cricket in the back? Why don't Sajia make a bet with you?" Siming's eyes suddenly turned red: "Just bet!" So———— A ray of divine consciousness drilled into the life book, changing fate against the will of heaven and breaking the deadlock! * The first life: Since ancient times, beauties have had a bad life. The soul of a pearl diver died and she was sacrificed at sea. Siming put his hands on his hips: "Hahahaha, let me feed you the bastard at the beginning!!!" Yue Lao couldn't bear to see it: "You have tied up the God of War too tightly." In the fate book, I saw that the Pearl Goddess of War was tied up as a mummy, but she was still able to compete with the sharks. She swam nine kilometers in anger and came ashore to report to the official - the death disaster was over! The county magistrate almost stretched his upper body out of the desk and was shocked: "How did you travel from the neighboring county?!" The pearl fisher's eardrum was pierced since she was a child, and she has a hard-on hearing loss: "What did the adults say about the oil pan???" [The tiger-headed pearl-diverting girl * The second life: Passionate people are always betrayed by ruthlessness, Tanhua Lang buys his life to kill pig wife Siming groaned: "I insisted on letting you do the most degrading work, and in the end, I raised a white-eyed wolf who paid to kill you!!!" Yue Lao couldn't stop him in time: "You, are you okay??? The God of War can even dance with a nail file. If you give her a pig-butchering knife, what's the difference between that and a dragon-slaying knife?!" In the fortune book, I saw that the pig-killing God of War had sharpened his knife to a shiny finish, and discussed with Tan Hwa Lang: "I have decided to change my career to become a bounty hunter. I will kill the most evil people, receive the largest reward, and buy you the most expensive pen, ink, paper and inkstone!" Tanhua Lang: "..." Whoever kills this heartless man will be blamed! "My wife~" Tanhua Lang leaned against the door frame and exposed his shoulders, "The bed is already warm, come on~" The wife, who didn't want to sharpen her knife, just glanced at him and said firmly, "You go back to the room first. And put on your clothes, don't freeze." [The incomprehensible and charming pig-killing woman * The third life: Weak and sick, he will die soon. The fortune teller predicts that he will be seventeen years old. Siming sneered: "Birth, old age, illness and death are common occurrences. The God of War should just suffer from the illness." Yue Lao was speechless and choked: "Did I forget to tell you... The God of War has thick blood." In the fortune book, I saw that the sick and weak God of War was soaked in grape wine and wolfberry, Tai Chi Five Birds and Eight Brocades, even if he coughed up blood, he would take a bowl to catch it, and he would not hesitate to punch a little ruffian. Until she was seventeen years old, the coffin was ready at home, but she didn't die. The magic fortune teller who was rescued again wanted to be his guest even though he was cheating. The young lady snapped her fingers coldly and elegantly: "——-Blast out!" [The sickly young lady who believes in nothing but fate * The fourth life: Born as a demon, everyone can find it and kill it Siming said fiercely: "Wait for me to bring everyone in the world - eh?!" Yue Lao beat his chest and said, "Did I forget to tell you again that the God of War has magic resistance!" In the destiny book, the Demon Lord War God who regained his power is in full swing—— Unifying the demon world, the demon people are undergoing radical changes. The emperor of the human world couldn't help but lean on him, "I'm just saying, as long as the devil is here, there is no need to worry about the two worlds of humans and devils not being able to love each other~" The Demon Lord who was watching the memorial suddenly stood up and said, "Asshole! Didn't I tell you that the ghost market is only allowed to open on the 15th day of the month? Who opened the ghost gate randomly?!" The human emperor stumbled off the dragon chair, covered his tail bone, and grinned, "Because... That day is the Lantern Festival." [The Demon God of War who is dedicated to ruling the demon world X the human emperor who wants to be a demon every day] There are also [stealing the broom star's broom hair to make a pen to write fortunes, and the god of war will die] [borrowing a bundle of red thread from Yue Lao to knit a sweater, and the god of war will die of love] [let the god of war possess the god of poverty, and the steel will fall into the sewer] and so on... Later———— When the God of War came back from the calamity, he discovered that the county magistrate, the flower hunter, the fortune teller and the emperor of the world all liked to roll their sleeves just like the God of Wind. Fengshen's eyes drifted: "Then what... I don't like to see Si Ming have a notebook that is so blind, and he likes to write fortunes randomly." Yue Lao sighed and made a pun: "The God of Wind is the God of pure love and war." Siming hugged a pile of torn papers and cried: "My Siming Book (T ^ T)" Intention: There are many thorns on the road of life, persistence is victory!