There's Always Some Idiot Trying to Get Me

Before Yun Ling left the mountain, someone cast a fortune for her and said she was certain to face a great calamity on this journey.

Yun Ling's expression was difficult to describe. "But I'm going on this journey specifically to overcome a tribulation."

Ignoring her clan members' desperate objections, Yun Ling stuffed her pockets with magical treasures and confidently headed to Penglai Island to wait for her Golden Core tribulation lightning.

She never imagined that the lightning would arrive right on time, but that there would be nine extra bolts!

They struck the delicate, pampered young immortal mistress Yun Ling until her eyes rolled back.

When she opened her eyes again, the gifted young immortal mistress had become a fallen county princess with ruined spiritual roots, whose three husbands had all met untimely deaths.

Her bargain-basement parents cheerfully told her, "My child, you've finally woken up! Your fourth fiancé is already on his way!"

Yun Ling calmly closed her eyes. I'm not awake. I'll sleep a little longer.

Thousands of miles away, at the Qianshan Sect.

The inner disciple forced into a political marriage flew into a helpless rage and split a mountain peak with his sword. "I, Pei Shuangming, would rather starve to death or jump off this cliff than surrender my innocent body!"

On the wedding day, the veil was lifted, and their eyes met.

"..." Pei Shuangming fell silent for a moment, then yanked open his wedding robe to reveal his strong, muscular chest. "You may have my body, but you'll never have my heart!"

One day, the tribulation lightning came again. Pei Shuangming drew his sword without hesitation, determined to protect his beloved wife while she faced the lightning!

The thunderbolt crashed down. Amid the countless flashes of lightning, Sword Venerable Pei slowly opened his icy eyes and put his sword between them. "Who are you?"

Yun Ling: "Huh?"

That day, everyone in both the upper and lower cultivation realms learned that Sword Venerable Pei had lost his wife.

A story written with total abandon. Although the male lead has a broken brain, he's got a full set of competitive instincts. The whole novel is chaotic, shameless fun.

A cold, aloof Sword Venerable (/), a shameless, lovesick Sword Venerable, and his delicate, helpless (/), adorable little wife.

Synopsis screenshot dated November 6, 2023.

Theme: Strive to be strong and independent, and keep moving forward!