A Brocade Robe Without a Knife

Things to know before you start: This is a purely fictional setting, with wonderfully bizarre ideas and a delightfully over-the-top, cheesy plot. Announcement: Updates may be irregular while I'm back in my hometown for the New Year. They'll return to normal after the holiday~ Happy New Year, everyone~ When his godfather handed the Eastern Depot over to He Zhen, he gave him three instructions: 1. Kill the Embroidered Uniform Guard. 2. Kill the Embroidered Uniform Guard. 3. Kill the Embroidered Uniform Guard! Years later, after getting drunk, He Zhen accidentally let these grand ambitions slip to the current Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard. The Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard undressed and comforted him: "There's only one character's difference between doing it and having it done to you. Chief, don't take it so hard." What the hell... This is a total disaster... In my embroidered spring robes, I'll repay you with the blood on your blade. A beautiful, "upright and kind" Chief of the Eastern Depot, the bottom, VS a sanctimonious, ruthless Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard, the top. Cheesy, sweet, and cheerful~ Purely fictional setting, so please don't nitpick the details~ Enjoy reading~ Theme: