[Main story complete. Let it pile up, then binge-read!]
In the twelfth year of the Tiande era, Li Yaoxiu, daughter of the richest man in Great Yan, thought that being jilted by her childhood sweetheart, the Third Prince, was the greatest trial of her life.
She never imagined that just as she was about to "work hard" and wipe away the humiliation, a strange star would fall from the sky and spiritual qi would revive.
And through a series of bewildering events, she would be forced to become the tomb-guarding beast protecting the mausoleum of her former fiance's father.
When she wakes up one day, she thinks, Hah, this time I'll take back everything I lost...
Wait, isn't she a little different in size from those tall, mighty tomb-guarding beasts???
A gigantic dragon claw pats her head. "It's okay. Small and round is cute, too."
Li Yaoxiu: I'm furious!
A hundred years later, Li Yaoxiu, now half-immortal, sits atop her cultivation partner's head and waves a paw grandly at the vast crowd who have come to celebrate her birthday. "Look! This is the realm I conquered for you!"
The renowned Sword Venerable, the head of the Thousand Mountains Sect, the abbot of Clear Water Temple, and all the other bigwigs: "..."
A lighthearted cultivation fantasy about a sociable little tomb-guarding beast and her cultivation partner, fighting monsters, leveling up, and falling in love. It could also be called "My Youthful Days with the Buddhist Cultivator, the Sword Cultivator, the Talisman Cultivator, and All Those Other Bigwigs!"
Set in an ordinary world just entering the cultivation age amid spiritual qi revival. There are no almighty cultivators who can shake heaven and earth, nor any fully established cultivation system. The main appeal is the chaotic introduction to the world.
Coming soon: There's Always Some Goofball Trying to Kill Me
Blurb:
As the Sword Venerable of his era and an elder who wields the sword for the Thousand Mountains Sect, Pei Shuangming has devoted his life to sword cultivation, without desire or emotion.
Until one day, he travels all the way to Penglai in search of a whale's bones for his beloved sword. By unlucky chance, he stumbles upon an unknown rogue cultivator's tribulation. Eighteen bolts of heavenly lightning crash down, blasting Sword Venerable Pei's soul from his body and throwing his sea of consciousness into chaos.
Yun Ling carefully chose the most desolate place imaginable, Penglai Isle, as the site for her tribulation. Laden with countless treasures, she waits calmly for the lightning to fall.
Who could have guessed that the nine bolts she was expecting would become eighteen, leaving the delicate young immortal lord Yun Ling seeing stars?
When she opens her eyes again, the graceful young immortal lord has become a down-and-out county princess with her spiritual roots destroyed, and three dead husbands to her name.
Now she's about to meet her fourth fiance: an unknown inner disciple of the famous Qianshan Sect, a hapless man said to have been struck stupid by lightning.
Yun Ling: Why does this plot sound so familiar???
The inner disciple, forced into an arranged marriage, flies into a helpless rage and cleaves a mountain in two with his sword. "I, Pei Shuangming, would rather starve to death or jump from here than give up my chastity!"
On the wedding day, he lifts the veil, and their eyes meet.
"..." Sword Venerable Pei falls silent for a moment, then tears open his wedding robes to reveal a strong, muscular chest. "You may have my body, but you'll never have my heart!"
A work of unrestrained silliness. The male lead may have lost his mind, but his competitive instincts are second to none. A chaotic, goofy romance from start to finish.
The aloof Sword Venerable (\) goofy Sword Venerable and his delicate, helpless (\) pampered wife.
Theme: Rise from the ashes and keep moving forward.
It looks good, but it has nothing to do with "Easy Fairy Cookies". Falling in love is very sweet, but the main plot of the underworld at the beginning of the plot was so heavy that I almost couldn't bear it.
Why is there no little black snake in the ending and the extra chapter?
Kosode-sama must be happy with Tea Vinegar Dragon forever.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you are playing at such a high level. Okay, boy, you have even realized this. You haven't thought about anything else in so many years!
Thanks for this warm and happy story!
It's a sweet cookie, overall ok, but there are a lot of typos. Please fix it as soon as possible. . If it weren't for the interesting subject matter, I would have stopped reading several times because of typos.
What about the promised extra story about the little black snake and the mourning doll playing together?
It's a pity that they should have been very good empresses instead of being called Imperial Masters.
Before Yun Ling left the mountain, someone told her that there would be a disaster during her trip.
Yun Ling's expression was hard to explain: "But, my trip is to overcome the tribulation."
Regardless of the efforts of his tribe to stop him, Yun Ling came to Penglai Island confidently with a pocket full of magic weapons and waited for the Golden Core Thunder Tribulation to fall.
I never expected that the thunder tribulation would come on time, but nine more would appear out of thin air!
The little fairy master Yun Ling's eyes turned black after being chopped into pieces.
When he opened his eyes again, the beautiful little fairy master turned into a downcast county master whose spiritual roots were completely destroyed and even defeated the three husbands.
Her cheap parents told her happily: "My son, you finally woke up. Your fourth fiancé is already on the way!"
Yun Ling calmly closed her eyes: I'm not awake, I'll go back to sleep.
Thousands of miles away, Qianshan Sect.
The inner disciple who was forced to marry was incompetent and furious, splitting the mountain with a sword: I, Pei Shuangming, will starve to death today. Even if I jump from here, I will never sacrifice my innocent body!
On the wedding day, lift the hijab and look at each other.
"..." Pei Shuangming was silent for a moment, then pulled apart his wedding clothes to reveal his strong and strong chest, "You can get my person, but you can't get my heart!"
One day, the thunder disaster came again, Pei Shuangming drew his sword brazenly and insisted on protecting his beloved wife!
The thunder suddenly fell, and amid thousands of lightnings, Pei Jianzun slowly opened his cold eyes, and put a sword between the two of them: "Who are you?"
Yun Ling: "Huh?"
On that day, everyone in the cultivation world knew that Pei Jianzun had lost his wife.
It's a work about letting oneself go. Although the male protagonist is mentally ill, he is full of talents. The whole article is a piece of frivolous local dog literature.
The cold sword master (/) the native dog sword master and his weak and incapable of taking care of himself (/) the little wife
The ending is so beautiful, but I really can't bear to part with it, but I'm still looking forward to the next work.
What Should I Do, Wife?
There Is Always Someone Trying to Harm Me
Life Is Harder Than a Bird
My View on the Recent Development Strategy of Catching Ghosts and Exorcising Evil Spirits
Jinyi Does Not Carry a Knife
Our Company's Recent Guidance and Suggestions on Demon-Killing and Exorcism Work
The Supporting Staff's Survival Guide: Extras
The Palace of the King of Hell
The Eastern Palace
The Governor's Order
Sugar Doll
The Survival Guide for Advisors
It looks good, but it has nothing to do with "Easy Fairy Cookies". Falling in love is very sweet, but the main plot of the underworld at the beginning of the plot was so heavy that I almost couldn't bear it.
Why is there no little black snake in the ending and the extra chapter?
Kosode-sama must be happy with Tea Vinegar Dragon forever.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you are playing at such a high level. Okay, boy, you have even realized this. You haven't thought about anything else in so many years!
Thanks for this warm and happy story!
It's a sweet cookie, overall ok, but there are a lot of typos. Please fix it as soon as possible. . If it weren't for the interesting subject matter, I would have stopped reading several times because of typos.
What about the promised extra story about the little black snake and the mourning doll playing together?
It's a pity that they should have been very good empresses instead of being called Imperial Masters.
Before Yun Ling left the mountain, someone told her that there would be a disaster during her trip. Yun Ling's expression was hard to explain: "But, my trip is to overcome the tribulation." Regardless of the efforts of his tribe to stop him, Yun Ling came to Penglai Island confidently with a pocket full of magic weapons and waited for the Golden Core Thunder Tribulation to fall. I never expected that the thunder tribulation would come on time, but nine more would appear out of thin air! The little fairy master Yun Ling's eyes turned black after being chopped into pieces. When he opened his eyes again, the beautiful little fairy master turned into a downcast county master whose spiritual roots were completely destroyed and even defeated the three husbands. Her cheap parents told her happily: "My son, you finally woke up. Your fourth fiancé is already on the way!" Yun Ling calmly closed her eyes: I'm not awake, I'll go back to sleep. Thousands of miles away, Qianshan Sect. The inner disciple who was forced to marry was incompetent and furious, splitting the mountain with a sword: I, Pei Shuangming, will starve to death today. Even if I jump from here, I will never sacrifice my innocent body! On the wedding day, lift the hijab and look at each other. "..." Pei Shuangming was silent for a moment, then pulled apart his wedding clothes to reveal his strong and strong chest, "You can get my person, but you can't get my heart!" One day, the thunder disaster came again, Pei Shuangming drew his sword brazenly and insisted on protecting his beloved wife! The thunder suddenly fell, and amid thousands of lightnings, Pei Jianzun slowly opened his cold eyes, and put a sword between the two of them: "Who are you?" Yun Ling: "Huh?" On that day, everyone in the cultivation world knew that Pei Jianzun had lost his wife. It's a work about letting oneself go. Although the male protagonist is mentally ill, he is full of talents. The whole article is a piece of frivolous local dog literature. The cold sword master (/) the native dog sword master and his weak and incapable of taking care of himself (/) the little wife
The ending is so beautiful, but I really can't bear to part with it, but I'm still looking forward to the next work.