#I knew everyone would love a cute, solid little jade pendant like me!
I'm a jade pendant spirit who cultivated for a thousand years, absorbed the essence of heaven and earth, and finally took human form.
Over those thousand years, I've witnessed far too many melodramatic Mary Sue love triangles, mistaken identities, and family dramas.
The immortal lord male lead gives me to his white moonlight as a token of love. After changing hands several times, I end up with the female side character. The male lead repays a debt of gratitude, falls into sweet bliss with her, then comes to his senses and chases after his wife, suffering through a fiery gauntlet.
The domineering regent male lead gives me to his cold-faced princess consort. The female side character secretly takes me, leading the male lead to divorce his wife and pursue love. He falls into sweet bliss with her, then comes to his senses and chases after his wife, suffering through a fiery gauntlet.
The capital's most eligible heir male lead tosses me to the female lead after a one-night stand, but the female side character schemes to take me. The male lead enters an arranged marriage with the wrong person, falls into sweet bliss with her, then comes to his senses and chases after his wife, suffering through a fiery gauntlet.
The female lead and the female side character fight over me.
Whichever one of them holds me is the one the male lead loves.
So, as you can see, what they really love is me.
Everyone loves me, but can't have me.
Surely this life will be no different.
Wait.
Why is the villain looking at me with increasing intensity?
Fine.
I knew I was irresistible.
As a token of love, I'm always at the forefront of the gossip, and I'm very generous about sharing the juicy details with other tokens of love.
"The male and female leads fought today because she accidentally lost me, and he thinks she doesn't love him. I knew they were both head over heels for me!"
"The female side character tried to steal me again. I knew everyone would love a cute, solid little jade pendant like me! She's head over heels for me too!"
"The villain just spent tens of millions on me. Wait, why is the villain bidding for me?!"
The villain raised an eyebrow and replied in an unhurried voice,
"Maybe the villain is head over heels for you too."
2023/9/5
Theme: To get by in life, you need to know how to work with people
