[I won't abandon this story, but updates will be slow.]
★ Self-redemption + narcissistic romance + unconventional rule-based horror + infinite worlds + melodramatic little worlds + a touch of cyberpunk + a tiny bit of ensemble cast
★ Calmly unhinged, chosen-to-be-a-workaholic top x sweet-looking, dog-eat-dog capitalist bottom
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Rule 1: When the CEO and his little wife are kissing, you must keep mopping the stairs as if nothing is happening.
Rule 2: The princess consort will not die. When the prince is sleeping with her corpse in his arms, immediately leave and report it to the steward.
Rule 3: The heroines of male-oriented novels do not give birth to babies made of chunks of corpses. If you see one, kill the male lead at once.
Who exactly are you saving?
This absurd, inexplicable world...
...or yourself, trapped in chains?
[A little sweet, cuddly teaser]
After Jiang Wu finally completed all her missions, the System bugged out. She lost her memories and returned to the very first world to play through the plot again.
The world line was broken.
The heroine didn't want to kiss the CEO.
She timidly tugged at Jiang Wu's sleeve, her clear gaze filled with longing to break free from the cage of rules. Jiang Wu didn't know why, but she felt compassion for her.
The System's robotic voice screamed warnings:
When the CEO and his little wife are kissing, you must keep mopping the stairs as if nothing is happening!
But Jiang Wu still grabbed the broom nearby and swung it at the CEO's head.
In the second world.
To Jiang Wu's horror, she discovered that the heroine was the very same woman, and she hadn't lost her memories.
"Jiang Wu, my name is Jiang Jing."
"Jiang Wu, take me with you."
In the xth world.
"Jiang Wu, kiss me."
Jiang Wu lowered her eyes. "Don't you dislike being kissed by other people?"
Jiang Jing gazed at her, her eyes bright as fresh snow beneath a clear sky. Slowly, she gently tugged at Jiang Wu's sleeve. "I like you."
Jiang Wu's lips curved slightly. She kissed the corner of Jiang Jing's lips and murmured:
"Other people can't, but I can?"
(This isn't a serious rule-based horror story. Horror level: 0.)
(Contains narcissistic romance elements. Read with caution if that's not your thing.)
Wu: the star mansion Nu, and also means disobedient.
Jing: the same as Jing, meaning a talented woman.
Content warnings:
1. My writing is still amateurish, and I'm practicing.
2. This is not a serious rule-based horror story. If you've wandered into the wrong place, turn left!
3. The dungeon progression is slow, and romance takes up half the story.
4. A friend says it might be a little sanity-draining. I think it's fine, but I thought I'd mention it.
5. There are livestream dungeons, but the comments are limited, and they don't appear in every dungeon.
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Thanks to the artist Tuantuan Bu Shi Tuantuan for kindly providing the 0+10 character card
2023/8/12
Revised on 2023/11/06
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Come check out my upcoming story, baby!
Upcoming story: The Scumbag Ex-Wife of the Seductive Protagonist. Blurb:
Dumb scum top x seductive beauty bottom
Good news: I've transmigrated into a book, and the protagonist bottom is my favorite character, Xu Yishui.
Even better news: I've become her partner.
Bad news: My character is a disposable scum top, and the later plot still has me watching my favorite character run off to be with the protagonist top.
Even worse news: I've been bound to a broken System that forces me to follow the original plot. Otherwise, I'm dead.
Lu Sui: I don't want to watch my wife run off with my own eyes!
But to stay alive, Lu Sui has no choice but to diligently follow the plot.
She gets so good at reciting CEO lines that she can use them without a second thought.
Substitute drama, flirting with everyone, Lu Sui knows how to play every trick in the book.
Until the day she has to watch her favorite character run off. Faced with the protagonist top's passionate confession to her wife, Lu Sui is helpless, on the verge of tears.
As she rails against the System in her mind, she wonders what kind of groveling she'll need to win her wife back.
But unexpectedly, Xu Yishui, standing beside her, slowly takes her hand.
"Dummy, I love you."
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At some point, Xu Yishui discovers that she can inexplicably hear Lu Sui's inner thoughts.
Lu Sui looks cold, tosses her a black card with more money than she could spend in a lifetime, and parts her thin lips. "Xu Yishui, don't expect me to fall in love with you. You're not even a fraction as good as her."
But what she's actually thinking is: "Waaah, my wife, the best wife in the world! Please don't listen to the nonsense I'm saying! Come get revenge and spend all my money! I earn money so my wife can spend it, hehehe."
Or else...
Lu Sui sits among a group of beautiful women, but she's so stiff and awkward she might as well be ten meters away from them. Still, she doesn't let up verbally. "What are you doing here? Want to join us?"
But Xu Yishui hears a string of frantic cries: "Wife, wife, wife, wife, save me, save me, save me! My darling Yishui, don't misunderstand! This is all that bastard's fault! Wife, waaah, drag me out and slap me hard to punish me! I'll gladly accept it, QAQ."
Xu Yishui sighs. She'd better find a way to shut that mouth.
Theme: Breaking free from the cage
Ni'er, you can be sincere, brave and kind, but I understand how sensitive and fragile you are. She is cute and has a good personality. Sensitivity is a talent. It is never a weakness, but an inner strength that makes her unique. Xie is a good baby, the most worthy and best baby in the world. ??? No problem, now that you have met me, I will no longer have to pretend to be strong. I really like your eyes, which are big and bright. I will smile more in the future. By the way, is there anything else in the draft box? [Question mark][question mark]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can't stand it anymore because it took me a while to sort out the plot again, so I wrote it slowly and I almost didn't finish it. After I woke up, I finished writing and posted 🙏 🙏. A small lottery will be held to make up for it later. During this time, I also made an appointment to create a small set of illustrations. The artist's drawings are so cute and cute. I should be able to wear glasses this month, so let's enjoy the peerless beauty of the babies together! 🎆🎆🎆
I have passed the written test for teaching qualifications. I have to prepare for the interview later and there are classes, so I can't update it daily. Although it doesn't take long for daily updates (shy), I will still try my best to squeeze out free time to update. 😳 I have to do my homework after class today, so I can't update it. I'll update it on Tuesday when I don't have classes, and I'll make up for the previous 500 words. If you can't see at night, just sleep and wake up, take tonic to stay up late and go to bed early 😆
Today I have to deal with the homework left over from the previous holiday. If I can finish it early, I will update it. If you can't finish it, I'll update it later [touch your head]
Hello, little human [Star Eye], I am an alien. I came here from the distant Busbitt star and ate this delicious food. Can you please finish the update today? Hello, have you received it? [Touch head][touch head]
[Resolved] [Resolved] [Resolved] I have saved a lot, and it's great to read it all in one go, but why am I stuck here?
I thought we were kissed 🐶, my last assignment of 3,000 words was to read the notes on the trolley problem and I was convinced, why is this one still chasing me [changed]
It's such a hard life. I have an assignment that requires nearly three thousand words to be written by hand. Tutu has to immerse himself in hard work.
I really want to adjust my work and rest schedule (I close my eyes in despair) Now I go to bed at four o'clock and wake up at twelve o'clock. It feels like the whole day has passed without doing anything 😭
Update on Monday~~I went to make ceramics today, I'm a little tired 😆