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#Unrequited love turns mutual + mutual salvation + sweet romance#
#Scatterbrained comment-section girl x deeply devoted grump#
#Using the most introverted tone to have the most extroverted breakdown x using the most extroverted tone to confess the most introverted love#
Cen Xianyu never knew the soundproofing in her apartment was so bad.
Since she went wild every day and no one ever complained, she assumed she could do whatever she wanted.
That was until she smelled the delicious food next door and sighed,
"That smells amazing. If someone brought me some to try, I'd die happy."
A faint voice came from next door.
"If you want some, come over. I made a little extra today."
Cen Xianyu: ???
Cen Xianyu is a has-been actress. After stepping away from the spotlight, she became a mukbang streamer to make ends meet.
She's always loved the faceless food blogger "Broke Rice Cooker," and watches his livestreams as her virtual comfort food.
Thinking the apartment was well soundproofed, she spent every day freaking out and swooning at the screen.
"Aaaaaah, Rice Cooker, you're my god!"
"Waaah, Rice Cooker, you're so good at cooking. I want to marry you!"
"Awww, Rice Cooker, your voice is so nice! I'm pregnant just from hearing it!"
...Not only was the apartment poorly soundproofed, but the person next door was the blogger himself.
He heard every one of her daily outbursts.
You crooked rental agent, your false advertising has done so much harm!!!
Cheng Linyuan always thought the neighbor next door had something wrong with her, so he even lowered his voice during his livestreams.
Until he heard his username.
...And discovered she was a slightly unhinged fan who was obsessed with his videos.
Then, at last, he got the chance to see what his neighbor really looked like.
She was the has-been actress he'd liked for ages.
The summer he'd had a crush on for so, so long, with no chance of it ever going anywhere.
P.S. Younger man, younger man, younger man. Important things need to be said three times. (Starry-eyed)
Author's warnings:
1. This is my first novel, and my writing is amateurish. The leads have a lot of quirks, so please don't read if that bothers you. Don't buy the whole book right away. See if you like it first. (Heart)
2. The pacing isn't great (still learning).
3. The plot is pretty calm, but has a few melodramatic bits. (I haven't learned how to write cliffhangers and such yet. When I return from my studies, I'll take back everything I've lost! /not really)
4. There are livestream comments and reviews in the story. If you don't like those, feel free to click away.
5. Feel free to add other warnings yourself, sweeties. (Kisses)
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Pre-release novel: I Use Cat's Cradle to Target Enemies in Thin Air. You're welcome to check it out!
Click to add to your shelves → I Use Cat's Cradle to Target Enemies in Thin Air
↓ Blurb
◆Forced to show off, I have no choice but to "train hard"◆
◆No matter what I do, they think I'm showing off◆
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When Pei Qiyuan opened her eyes after transmigrating, she was in the middle of a spiritual power test, with a crowd watching eagerly as she formed hand seals.
She squeezed her eyes shut, steeled herself, and started playing cat's cradle in midair.
Grand Elder: "Who knew hand seals could be this powerful!"
Second Elder: "These hand seals are ever-changing, yet they follow a clear pattern. What a prodigy!"
Third Elder: "As expected of a disciple of the Tiangang Sect. Her spiritual energy is incredible."
Pei Qiyuan: ...?
Could you stop making things up with your eyes wide open?!
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Pei Qiyuan has been worried lately, and for good reason.
She thinks the Tiangang Sect is going to go bankrupt.
If even someone like her, who plays cat's cradle in thin air, can be called a heaven-sent genius, just how bad must the Tiangang Sect be?
At the thought, she lets out a deep sigh.
Looks like it's time to pack up and run away.
But she never expected what would happen out in the world...
Rival sect: "Damn it! Since when did the Tiangang Sect produce such a genius? How did we not hear a thing?"
Evil cultivators: "There's really a righteous cultivator this powerful? We'll surrender, okay?"
Common folk: "Immortal! We will follow you forever!"
Pei Qiyuan: ...Could I really be a genius?!
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The Demon Lord has recently begun to suspect something strange about his savior.
Ever since she woke up, she hasn't remembered a single hand seal.
Left with no choice, he quietly helps her by transferring spiritual energy to her.
But one day, he realizes that spiritual energy is actually flowing through those ridiculous gestures...?
Little Pei: I'm so weak, but I feel safe ^-^
Theme: Perhaps dreams are the best utopia
Husband, look at my baby! (Tweaking) (Contrived) One child brings six treasures, so please be pampered by your husband. "Mary Sue Must Also Abide by the Law" Lily Infinite Flow, a strange story about atypical rules. Am I also part of your play? "The male protagonist always likes to use me as a favor" How come the villain eavesdrops on me eating melon? I knew I was the real heartthrob! "What should I do if I get blocked by all the fluffy ones?" What should I do if fluffy ones think I'm a pervert after being read by the fluffy ones? QAQ Please let me touch you one more time, just one last time. "I beg you to act well as a villain." The villain put me in his pocket and I kicked him into the ditch. After the villain and I played each other, he actually became attracted to me! "I rely on turning the rope to find enemies in the void" After traveling through the world of cultivation, they all thought that I was the boss, and I was just a bastard who could turn the rope in the void. "It's Me Who's Unlucky" I heard that after you confess to your boss, he will be embarrassed to assign you a job. Shock! After I confessed my love to my immediate boss, I found out that he was my ex-boyfriend who had escaped.
Ahhhhhhhhh it's so sweet to me!!!
Woohoo, baby, why can't you suddenly appear and change into a new novel? It's already been written for the second time. I'm crying QAQ
Oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love you, I love you, I love you, I want to marry you, I secretly watch your saves, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The cute little OvO of pure love (I love you so much. This picture is full of memes)
Baby, I know you. You are the author who likes to update 100 chapters a day. OvO (online rumor)
After reading it, I am so moved, so pure and beautiful. Thank you for your hard work? 😚😚😚
Wow wow wow, I finished reading it in one day, what a sweet little novel.
It looks good. I like it.
What did I get, bonus extra, I love you 😚 😚 😚