My Quick Transmigration novel, Everyone Keeps Getting Stared At by Yandere Characters, is now being serialized.
Coming soon: He Keeps Getting Targeted by the Protagonists' Love Interests [Quick Transmigration] and After a Cold Straight Man Gets Bound to a Flower City System [Quick Transmigration]. Their blurbs are at the very bottom ↓
Blurb:
After Yu Nian dies, he gets bound to a System and has to play a part in the protagonists' bedroom games. He can earn points toward resurrection by completing every plot point.
[Because you've been cheated on, most people don't want to take on this kind of role. So, Host, make sure you keep a good attitude while doing your missions.]
Yu Nian, a straight man: Don't worry. Even if they made out in front of me, I wouldn't crack.
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World One: The Protagonist's Pathetic Boyfriend
[You're the campus heartthrob's pathetic boyfriend. Apart from having the title, you're nothing to him. The heartthrob gives you the cold shoulder every day and flirts with your best friend right under your nose. Everyone says you're being cuckolded, but all you can do is cry alone late at night, then get up early the next morning to make soup for your boyfriend.]
Yu Nian follows the script diligently: buying breakfast, tutoring the heartthrob and his best friend, and even going out of his way to give the two of them time alone.
But on vacation, instead of going next door to see his friend, his boyfriend holds Yu Nian and badmouths the other guy.
"Niannian, can you stop bringing that friend of yours on our dates? He doesn't look like a good person." His boyfriend takes his hand and places it on his abs. "Give it to me, baby."
Yu Nian flees, spooked by the gay guy, and hurries to sound out his friend.
But after getting drunk, his best friend clings to him, crying and carrying on. "Niannian, will you break up with him? I like you so much. Won't you give me a chance?"
Yu Nian wipes his face. This time, I'm really going to crack.
World Two: The Protagonist's Honest Husband
[You're an ordinary office worker whose life is a straight line between work and home. But you have a gorgeous, dazzling husband whom everyone covets, including your boss.]
Yu Nian plays the dull, wooden husband without expression, waiting for his spouse to cheat on him.
But his husband likes him just the way he is, saying that his cold, boring manner makes sex even hotter.
After being put through the wringer in body and mind, Yu Nian still has to drag himself to work the next day, one hand on his aching lower back.
In the elevator, his boss insists on squeezing into the same corner as him, using his height to cage him in his arms. "I hear things aren't going well between you and your husband."
"That's none of your business," Yu Nian replies coldly, inwardly thrilled. He hopes this guy will force him to get a divorce so they can follow the plot properly.
"Your husband's job must be tough." His boss gazes at the red mark on the back of his neck, breathing heavily. "If you don't want him to lose his job, divorce him and be with me."
Yu Nian: ?
The answer's right, but did you get the person mixed up?!
To be added:
World Three: The Protagonist's Lame Godfather
World Four: The Protagonist's Blind Older Brother
[Anti-piracy: 50%, 72 hours]
Reader's guide:
1. The love interest is split into fragments. Anyone who likes or gets involved with Niannian is one of his fragments. The love interest is pure in both body and mind. (Emphasis added.)
2. Everything is tailored to my kinks. The endings of each world are undecided.
3. The world only takes shape when Niannian arrives. There is no original host.
Coming soon: He Keeps Getting Targeted by the Protagonists' Love Interests [Quick Transmigration]
Blurb:
After dying, Ying Tu gets bound to a role-playing System. In every world, he must play a tool character who advances the protagonists' relationship, earning life points in return.
System: Simply put, you're part of the protagonists' bedroom games, so keep a level head.
Ying Tu: Don't worry. I've got a great attitude.
1. The Scumbag Boss
[You like stealing other people's wives to show off your charm. This time, you've set your sights on your subordinate's spouse. You don't know they've been hired to trick you and are only pretending to be a couple. But your meddling backfires, and they fall for each other for real.]
Following the script, Ying Tu often goes to his subordinate's home, leering at his gorgeous wife and openly telling his subordinate how good-looking the man is.
But strangely, the married beauty doesn't resist. Instead, he cuddles up to Ying Tu, and more than once Ying Tu is kissed weak in the knees beside his sleeping subordinate.
With his virtue on the line, he finally makes it to the big scene.
But somehow, the spiked drink ends up in Ying Tu's mouth.
On the hotel bed, his usually honest subordinate tears his clothes to shreds, eyes bloodshot. "You dared touch my wife, so I'll fuck you to death!"
Ying Tu: H-help!
2. The Comatose Older Brother
[You're the adopted older brother in the protagonist's family. After a car accident leaves you in a vegetative state, your family arranges a marriage to bring you good fortune. Your worthless younger brothers have their eyes on your wife and shamelessly fool around right beside your bed.]
Ying Tu lies in bed with his eyes shut, thinking the mission sounds easy.
The door opens. Someone comes to his bedside and kisses his face. "Big Brother, why did Sister-in-law suck your lips until they're swollen? She really doesn't know how to be gentle."
Huh??!
Wait... Is that right?
3. The Pathetic Godson
[Your godfather is an important figure. Though you've barely met him, you're instinctively afraid of him. Lately, he's been giving you rides to school, and you're delighted, not knowing that he's set his sights on your boyfriend.]
His boyfriend is always starting to say something and then stopping. Of course, the pathetic Ying Tu pretends not to notice. He even goes out of his way to give the two of them time alone.
Finally, his boyfriend loses his temper and drags Ying Tu into a room. "A-Tu, can you stop bringing that old man when we go out? He's hostile toward me, and he's got designs on you."
Ying Tu brushes him off. He doesn't believe it, but for the sake of the mission, he still goes to sound out his godfather.
The drunken man puts an arm around him. "Tu-Tu, be with me. I can give you anything you want."
Ying Tu: ...
That's actually kind of a blow.
Reader's guide:
1. There is no original host. Tu-Tu's arrival is what brings the world into being.
2. The love interest is split into fragments, and is pure in both body and mind.
3. To be added.
4. Everything is tailored to my kinks.
Blurb:
Wan Lu is an upright, aloof workaholic. On an utterly ordinary day, he gets bound to a System that talks in nothing but censored words.
From the information that somehow gets through the filters, he learns the System comes from Flower City. He has to play the dominant role, win over every protagonist, and achieve a hundred conquests before he can go home.
Wan Lu: Thanks, but no thanks. I'm straight, and I'm not into that stuff.
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World One: The Guy Next Door
[Your friend has a gorgeous wife. In the original story, your boss sets his sights on her, leading to the classic scene with the husband asleep nearby. But now you're here, Host, so every one of them will be at your mercy!] the System declares excitedly.
Wan Lu: Please use appropriate language.
Wan Lu has no intention of following the plot. He simply goes to work and comes home. But one day, the married beauty next door knocks on his door.
His white shirt clings to his damp body. After sneezing, the beautiful man looks at him innocently, the corners of his eyes red. "The pipes at home are broken. Could you help me fix them?"
[Fix me~]
Wan Lu ignores the System's commentary, goes back for some clean clothes to wrap around the man, then heads over with his toolbox.
The man, bundled up like a penguin in the height of summer: ...
In the bathroom, the beauty tidies the loose hair by his ear and leans closer. But as soon as he bends over, Wan Lu's icy stare makes him straighten up.
"What's wrong?"
"Men and women should keep their distance. Please wait outside."
Wan Lu quickly fixes the pipe, calculates the charge at the standard market rate, then pulls out his payment QR code. "I'll waive the change, since we're friends."
The man: ...
The System: ...
Lately, his friend has been acting strangely. He's ditched his usual checked shirt and black-rimmed glasses, the stereotypical tech guy look, and started copying Wan Lu's style. He also keeps asking Wan Lu what he thinks.
[Looks like your friend is into you... Heh heh~] the System snickers. [There's nothing like a married man~]
Wan Lu frowns slightly and sends his friend a message with a stern expression.
[The cloned sheep only lived six years. Keep copying me and you'll die like your dad.]
His friend: ...
The System: ...
After getting drunk at his friend's home, his boss insists on staying at Wan Lu's place. As his subordinate, Wan Lu can't refuse.
But his boss is afraid of heat, darkness, and thunder, and wants to crawl into Wan Lu's arms...
[On a stormy night, the way to dispel fear is~]
Wan Lu presses his lips together, opens a children's song on his phone, and plays it. "Still scared?"
His boss: ...
The System: ...
World Two: The Face-Blind Family Doctor: The CEO, the Delicate White Flower, and His Friend's Fiancée
World Three: The Godfather in a Wheelchair: His Godson, His Son's Boyfriend, and His Archenemy
World Four: The Object Collector with Touch Starvation: Woof, baa, meow...
Reader's guide:
1. The love interest is split into fragments, and is pure in both body and mind.
2. The recipient is aloof, almost always expressionless, and avoids his missions, but those characters keep gravitating toward him.
3. This novel includes shameless antics like "You wouldn't want..." and "Please, let me have a look..."
4. When the original protagonists take extreme actions, time rewinds and the story starts over.
5. The System is a seasoned veteran who talks in nothing but censored words. You're going to love it.
6. Kinks.
Theme: Feelings can't be measured with data
It's the first time I've seen n-in-one pure love. I'm worthy of being a boss, and worthy of being an old man [dog head]
Hey hey hey [covering face and peeking] What is the strength of butter steam oil [compare your heart]
This world tastes so good to me... I like this feeling of being a teenager despite being a thousand sailors [shy][shy]
Here is a collection of welfare extras. Regarding the previous extras of Small World, if you want to see the extras, you can leave a message. If you are inspired, please write [shy]
This gameplay is too delicious [dog head]
Am I really not in Haitang? [Pitiful]
"Disease" is a big bug for the author~
hug
Fortunately, I picked it up and watched this extra episode. Otherwise, I would have been so sad to have missed him. [Poor] [Poor]
When will you publish a new article? Damn, I've been reading your column every day.
It's the first time I've seen n-in-one pure love. I'm worthy of being a boss, and worthy of being an old man [dog head]
Hey hey hey [covering face and peeking] What is the strength of butter steam oil [compare your heart]
This world tastes so good to me... I like this feeling of being a teenager despite being a thousand sailors [shy][shy]
Here is a collection of welfare extras. Regarding the previous extras of Small World, if you want to see the extras, you can leave a message. If you are inspired, please write [shy]
This gameplay is too delicious [dog head]
Am I really not in Haitang? [Pitiful]
"Disease" is a big bug for the author~ hug
Fortunately, I picked it up and watched this extra episode. Otherwise, I would have been so sad to have missed him. [Poor] [Poor]
When will you publish a new article? Damn, I've been reading your column every day.
OK, new extra story~My wife loves you [Star Eyes]