Please Stop Harassing the Players [Infinite]

Also open for pre-collection: "Teaching at a Haunted University [Infinite]," and "This Junior Sister Is Far Too Slow-Witted," blurb at the very end.

Blurb:

After Feng Yan was pulled into an Infinite game, she unexpectedly became bound to the Answer System.

So she let loose.

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God Game: Players must complete different instance missions, identify the true god, offer their faith, and earn its approval to clear the game.

[The gods are with you,] the System said.

Feng Yan understood. "I get it."

She disguised herself as an evil god, tricked the instance's native players into offering their faith and becoming her loyal followers, then preached everywhere to spread her name far and wide.

The god sleeping inside a player's body: "..."

What do you do when you wake up and find your home has been stolen?

The System, which had witnessed everything: "..."

Could it be that it was telling its Host to check their surroundings?

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Urban Legend Game: The forum moderator posts urban legend missions at irregular intervals. Players who work as part-time moderators must distinguish their colleagues' identities while completing missions within the time limit.

[When truth becomes false, falsehood becomes truth,] the System said again.

"I get it now, too." Feng Yan grinned wickedly.

If everyone dies, then no one can stab me in the back out of pity, right?

Then she destroyed the forum.

The System, still unable to recover: "..."

Could it be that it was telling its Host to lie low and not make trouble?

Reading guide:

1. The female lead has a chaotic evil personality and is determined to become a god.

2. She makes trouble for everyone, no exceptions.

3. The female lead still has every golden finger under the sun.

4. A brainless power fantasy. My take on Infinite fiction, with tons of original settings.

2023.4.7

"Teaching at a Haunted University [Infinite]"

Blurb:

At some point, everyone began entering haunted games after reaching adulthood, with no end in sight. To reduce the death rate among new players, the Haunted University was established.

The 233rd cohort of freshmen had been on campus for only a month, and Class 29 had already gone through ten teachers.

This class was packed with rebellious troublemakers, the kind who could drive anyone to pull their hair out.

Class 29 was in chaos again today, its students cheering because they'd managed to drive off another teacher.

Creak

The door opened. A woman shuffled in wearing slippers, her hair carelessly twisted into a bun with a pencil, her cheeks suspiciously flushed. She carried a bottle of baijiu in her left hand and took a swig every few steps. Slowly making her way to the lectern, she said, "I'm Ti Wu, your new teacher. We have a mock exam today. Follow me into the instance."

The students: !!!

Wait, this unkempt drunk woman is our teacher? And we haven't learned anything. How are we supposed to take an exam?

Inside the instance

The 23 students in Class 29 looked at the hundred ghosts parading around them, their legs trembling. Their usual arrogance was long gone.

"Where's the teacher?"

"Holy crap! There are so many ghosts! They're coming!"

"Teacher Ti?"

"Help!"

At that moment, Ti Wu was drinking with an old acquaintance. "The sacrificial wine at your place really is the best."

The instance boss, his face bruised and swollen, suppressed his anger and took a deep breath. "That's an offering for me. At least leave me some."

"Yeah, yeah, I know." She brushed him off.

Meanwhile, the students of Class 29 were screaming until their voices gave out. Shivering with fear as the ghosts closed in, they burst into tears, while their teacher had already fallen asleep.

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Ever since Ti Wu took over Class 29, all the troublemakers turned into model students.

The whole school was amazed: Teacher Ti is awesome!

The students of Class 29 sneered. "All our teacher does is drink. She never teaches, and she gives us a mock exam every three days and a test every five. We taught ourselves just to survive. What does Ti Wu have to do with it?"

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Everyone in Class 29 thought Ti Wu was mediocre. They were dissatisfied but didn't dare say so, until they were dragged into a wild instance during a fall outing and found themselves on the brink of death

Then Ti Wu kicked the instance boss flying and solved the instance's puzzle with ease. "We're out of booze. Let's go."

The students: ...

Holy crap! Is this really their unreliable Teacher Ti? She's so damn cool!

Reading guide:

1. The female lead usually acts carefree and unreliable, never without her baijiu, but shows up to crush everything at crucial moments. A total badass.

2. The students start out cocky, but end up crying their eyes out. It's all about their growth.

3. There is a male lead. They are already a couple from the start, and their relationship is stable. He doesn't have many scenes, appears in everyday life, and won't enter instances with her.

4. Chuunibyou, with a light-novel feel inspired by Japanese fiction.

5. My take on Infinite fiction, with tons of original settings.

Upcoming novel: "This Junior Sister Is Far Too Slow-Witted"

Blurb:

Yan Qingqing is the last descendant of a family of puppeteers. When she was six, people from Tianji Island captured her and turned her into a puppet, a powerful weapon.

During the War of Chaos, the world changed dramatically. She took an attack meant for her master and her soul was destroyed.

When she woke again, she was a baby. Yan Qingqing stared blankly at the people smiling around her.

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The third elder of Xuanyu Sect never returned from the War of Chaos, leaving behind an orphan who was just one month old.

The whole sect decided to raise the child well.

But little Qingqing never cried or fussed, and always wore a blank expression like a wooden doll. At sixteen, she still hadn't achieved enlightenment, let alone cultivated any powers.

Seeing their little junior niece like this, the elders of the sect took a hard look at themselves and decided to entrust the little junior sister to the care of the sect's most reliable senior brother.

Yan Qingqing, blank-faced: Huh?

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Xu Jinglu had transmigrated to the cultivation world nearly a hundred years ago. He was the sect's most reliable senior brother.

Kind to others, gentle yet strong, trusted by his master and martial uncles, and respected by his junior brothers and sisters, he was a shining star among the younger generation of the sect.

One day, a martial uncle asked him to look after his little junior sister, who had been mentally impaired and innocent since childhood, in other words, a fool.

Xu Jinglu: ...

I do everything around here, but this is a bit much! I'm not a nanny!

After meeting the adorable, dazed little junior sister, Xu Jinglu reconsidered: Maybe being a motherly big brother isn't so bad.

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Just like everyone else in the sect, Xu Jinglu thought his little junior sister was dazed and utterly useless in a fight.

Until one day, during an outing to gain experience, they fell into a demon clan's trap and were on the brink of death

Then the little junior sister moved a finger and summoned a hundred dried corpses. With a single move, she turned the tables.

Xu Jinglu: ...

My little junior sister has been acting this whole time!

Reading guide:

1. A transmigrator with an inner voice full of snark, who is clearly capable but timid and always thinks he's a cannon-fodder male supporting character. A super-reliable, motherly senior brother.

2. Reborn without her soul fragments, she looks dazed but is actually clever. Usually useless in a fight, but at crucial moments she transforms into a powerhouse and crushes her opponents: a genius puppeteer.

3. A silly, irreverent cultivation story with missions and new maps.

4. Romance is light in the early chapters, since the little junior sister is so dazed.

Theme: Stay clear-headed and don't lose yourself.