I Woke Up as a Criminal. What Do I Do? [Gin]

Thanks for asking. I'm in Sakura, and I just opened my eyes.

There's a bloodied woman's corpse in front of me, and I'm holding a knife. The knife is still stuck in her body.

At the door, the police are demanding that I open up.

What should I do? Waiting for replies. This is urgent!

[I woke up in the body of a special experimental subject brainwashed by an evil organization. I've lost all my memories. The organization decided to fabricate a tragic past for me, convince me that I'm an utterly irredeemable villain, and send someone to rescue me so that I'd obey their every command from now on.

I look at the gorgeous woman in front of me, who was supposed to pretend to be my best friend. I'd been planning to strike first and teach the evil organization a lesson, but I stop mid-action and just stand there, dumbfounded.

After a long pause, I say, "I've got my memories back. You're my wife."

Gin, unwillingly cast as my wife, tries to clear my head and brainwash me again.

I quickly say, "Wife, I'll treat you right. If you tell me to go east, I won't go west. If you tell me to beat a dog, I won't steal a chicken. I'll hand over my whole paycheck, do all the housework, and obey your every command. I'll have the kids, and they'll all take your surname. I'll even take your surname!"

Gin: "..."

The organization got what it wanted, more or less, right?

Theme: Obey the law and trust the police