I Pretended to Be Female to Get Free Food, Then Ran Away

Xiaohong is a beautiful little fox, but he's also an idiot who can't catch prey. His mother has supported him his entire life.

Then, one day, his mother suddenly ran off.

Xiaohong went hungry for days, unable to catch a thing. He thought he was going to starve to death.

His friend, a crow named Xiaohei, brought him a roasted chicken leg and offered him some advice.

Xiaohong could go down the mountain and find himself a husband to support him.

Xiaohong: But I'm a male fox.

Xiaohei: Then starve to death.

So Xiaohong went down the mountain, disguised himself as a female, and found a husband to mooch food off of.

His husband was amazing. Every day, he gave Xiaohong roasted chicken and all kinds of other delicious food! There was so much that Xiaohong couldn't eat it all, so he could share some with Xiaohei.

The only thing was, his husband wanted to sleep with him every day, and wanted to penetrate him, too.

But for the roasted chicken, Xiaohong agreed.

The trouble was, Xiaohong never got pregnant. He worried that this human would find out he wasn't a female and stop wanting him as a wife.

Maybe he'd even make him pay back the roasted chicken, and if he couldn't, skin him to make a coat.

Xiaohei advised him to wait until winter was over and then run away, finding another human husband.

As long as he changed husbands often enough, nobody would find out that Xiaohong wasn't female and couldn't get pregnant.

Xiaohong thought Xiaohei was right!

He ran away.

But just as he was looking for a new husband, his ex suddenly appeared out of nowhere, staring at him with a terrifying expression!

He must have found out Xiaohong wasn't female and come to settle the score!

Xiaohong turned to run, but he didn't get far before he was caught.

Xiaohong thought he was done for.

But his ex didn't make him pay back the roasted chicken or threaten to skin him for a coat. He just penetrated him for so long that Xiaohong's butt felt like it was about to break, then asked him why he had run away.

Sobbing, Xiaohong explained that he couldn't get pregnant, that he was a fraud, and that he was afraid his ex would find out and skin him.

His ex looked very strange, but later said Xiaohong didn't need to get pregnant. He kept giving Xiaohong roasted chicken, too.

Xiaohong was very happy.

Theme: Obey the law. Don't mooch food and drink.