Starting Today, I'm Sexually Impotent

[Disclaimer: I generally dislike the standard character types found in harem and reverse-harem anime, including but not limited to blonde tsunderes, scheming upperclassmen, airheads or dark personalities, and soft, cute types. If you like these characters, this story isn't for you. P.S. I like Kato Megumi.] · Ichijo Nanchiku thought that after moving up to high school, he'd go from an ordinary middle schooler to an ordinary male high schooler. Who could have guessed that his life would turn into a harem manga? Some blonde twin-tailed girl: "Hmph, you loser! Pervert! You were definitely staring at my chest just now, weren't you?" Some scheming upperclassman: "Oh my, I never expected you to be so naughty, Ichijo-kun~ If you want to learn more, your senpai can teach you~" Some yandere underclassman: "Ichijo-senpai, you belong to Setsuna alone. Leave the people who stand in the way of our happiness to me." (She has gone dark.) He thought that was all, but then it turned out there was a girls' love channel too! Some handsome upperclassman: "Now that I look closely, Nanchiku, when you're angry you really look like a kitten with its fur standing on end~" Some expressionless ice prince: "You. Stay away from Nanchiku." · Ichijo Nanchiku: "Don't come any closer!!!" Some friend A: "Hey, Nan. Your grades have been kind of bad lately. Want to come over to my place for tutoring?" Ichijo Nanchiku (shocked): "Don't tell me even you've been captivated by my stunning looks... This world is a disaster!" (Pounds the table.) Some friend A: "…" Ichijo Nanchiku: "...Don't throw up! Swallow it back down!" ★Warnings★ 1. A silly, amateurish story, riddled with plot holes and no timeline. The protagonist is impossibly perfect, the story makes no sense, and the writing is plain and unpolished. 2. I'm writing this for love. Updates may come weekly or monthly; if the love is gone, the story will be abandoned. Add it to your library at your own risk. Theme: Poking fun at harem manga