A Villainess's Guide to Survival, Not Really

Jiang Feng was a wicked woman. That's what everyone said about her.

But whenever Jiang Feng really asked them if they thought she was a bad person, they all clammed up.

Everyone couldn't wait for Jiang Feng, the villainess, to hurry up and die.

Jiang Feng thought so too.

But that would let them have things far too easy, so she decided to become even worse before she died.

That was until she was driven out of her home, taken in by the Kunshan Sect, and accepted as a disciple by its leader, Dugu Xing.

Dugu Xing, the leader known throughout the world as the fairest of them all, who always judged right from wrong without regard for personal ties and enforced rules to the letter?

Everyone thought Jiang Feng was in for a rough time.

Jiang Feng thought so too.

But things can't always go the way everyone wants. And of course they can't always go Jiang Feng's way either!

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Dugu Xing was young, yet carried himself like an old man. He was so proper in everything he did that even old men seemed young beside him.

As a result, the whole sect had grown stuffy and old-fashioned.

That was until Jiang Feng, who had done every bad thing under the sun, became his disciple.

The stuffy old Kunshan Sect finally welcomed its new master.

The senior disciple, who used to train properly, learned to skip class and go fishing.

The junior disciple, who had always worked hard and never slacked off for even a day, learned to stay up late reading storybooks.

As for the culprit behind it all?

They say she accidentally blew up the sect leader's beloved storehouse while playing with sulfur.

In response, Dugu Xing, who had always kept both eyes open, closed one eye and turned a blind eye.

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* A shameless fake disciple x a genuinely proper fake master

* The disciple is a rascal? She's still young, just having a little fun.

* That's not what you said to me back then. She's my disciple. Are you one too?

* Blurb screenshot saved, 04/03/2026

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