How Did My Archrival Become My Husband?

Meng Weiyu was in a car accident and lost some of his memories when he woke up. While he listened to a friend describe the happy life he had now, his old nemesis hurried in through the door. His friend smiled and introduced him: “Your husband’s here.” Meng Weiyu’s vision went black. He wished he could lose his memory all over again, right then and there. From the first time Meng Weiyu met Shen Zhoudu, he hated the man’s pretentious airs. Shen Zhoudu seemed to notice Meng Weiyu’s disdain and glared at him murderously. Shen Zhoudu: That was my gentle, love-at-first-sight gaze. Back in school, Shen Zhoudu was admired by everyone. He would come all the way from the other end of the hallway to show off in front of Meng Weiyu. Shen Zhoudu: I was trying to sneak a look at you, but you caught me and glared. Meng Weiyu: Your pecs are too big. I like flat-chested guys, so we could never be a thing. Shen Zhoudu: You started liking pecs after you went to college. This story is also known as: Help! What should I do now that my clingy husband of five years has suddenly reverted to his rebellious high school self? Forced to live under the same roof as his nemesis, Meng Weiyu, a carefree guy who expects to have everything handed to him, says: “Even though you do all the housework and take care of me, I still want a divorce.” After putting up with it for a long time, expressionless Shen Zhoudu finally snapped. Gritting his teeth, he said, “Ab-so-lute-ly not! I’d jump off this building with you before I let us get divorced!” Meng Weiyu: “Oh, Xiaodu, you have no sense of humor.” Shen Zhoudu: (furious) Meng Weiyu: “Someone with no sense of humor should get divorced.” Shen Zhoudu flipped the table and resolved to run away from home. As he was leaving, Meng Weiyu told him he could bring along the thing he loved most. So Shen Zhoudu took Meng Weiyu with him. Meng Weiyu: “…” This was never going to end. After losing his memory, Meng Weiyu claimed to be an innocent young man. As he wandered through their home, he found all sorts of things in their bedroom that someone of his mental age shouldn’t be seeing. The shock only made him want a divorce even more. Sharp-tongued, crybaby, landmine seme x jealous, tsundere, possessive uke Bonus scene Shen Zhoudu’s marriage proposal went: “I swear I’ll inherit all the family’s wealth, work hard to run the company, and give you a happy, comfortable life where you never have to work.” Meng Weiyu replied, moved to tears, “I do.” Theme: Even a foolish youth can be healed