Shen Suifeng was the unluckiest guy around. Bad luck had plagued him for over a decade, finally favoring him with one last stroke of fortune just before he died.
On the brink of death, Shen Suifeng transmigrated into a world of cultivation, right in step with the times.
At first, he was terrified and cautious, as if walking on thin ice. Though he lacked talent, he got lucky and stumbled into a small sect. From then on, he worked hard at cultivation from nine to five, day and night. Fortunately, his fellow disciples were capable, and before long their dilapidated sect had somehow become the greatest sect under heaven.
Just as Shen Suifeng was getting ready to lie flat, he discovered that this world was a book.
And he was neither a powerful sect leader, nor a cold and celibate immortal, nor a reckless Demon Venerable. Of course, he wasn't the gifted senior disciple or the beloved junior disciple, either.
Shen Suifeng had transmigrated into the unlucky Seventh Martial Uncle, who appeared in two chapters, got a mere three hundred words of page time, and was turned into a puppet doll by a demonic cultivator in his second appearance!
With a death countdown before his eyes and a dead System squealing in his head for him to follow the plot, Shen Suifeng squeezed his eyes shut and calmly let things play out for a while. When he opened them again, he was ready to take them all on!
The sect leader senior sister wants me to handle official business? It's thankless work. No!
The medicine cultivator senior brother wants me to help test medicines? It's dangerous and bad for my health. No!
The sword cultivator junior brother wants to spar with me? Sword cultivators have rocks for brains. No!
His senior brothers and sisters and junior brothers and sisters stared in a daze. Had this quiet, unremarkable junior brother/senior brother finally hit the rebellious phase he'd been putting off for centuries???
On the first day of his rebellious phase, Shen Suifeng pinned the leader of another sect who had come to visit and rubbed his face into the dirt, smashing the false peace between the immortal sects to pieces.
On the first month of his rebellious phase, Shen Suifeng rode the Demon Prince like a horse, turning the only descendant of dragon blood in the cultivation world into White Dragon Horse 2.0.
On the first year of his rebellious phase, Shen Suifeng marched straight to the home of a pampered young master and made the original story's arrogant protagonist kneel before his sect leader senior sister and become her disciple.
Sect Leader Senior Sister: ???
Reborn version of the arrogant protagonist: ???
After enduring countless hardships and killing his way across heaven and earth, Fang Kunyi finally secured the title of number one under heaven. But after dozing off for just a moment, he returned to his carefree youth.
Before he could recover his wits, a handsome man barged in, hoisted him over his shoulder, and ran.
The strongest man under heaven, freshly reborn: ?
Had he gone mad?
When Fang Kunyi came to, he was being forced to kneel before his former master.
A young man's voice rang in his ear, soft yet lilting: "Be a good nephew-disciple and call him Master."
Fang Kunyi stiffly turned his head. Looking at the man's captivating face and the way he regarded him like an object, he felt his canine teeth itch for the first time in ages.
Prey.
[An obliviously beautiful, black-turns-white top who walks the edge of a breakdown every day x a second-life, fearless, bold, black-turns-rainbow bottom who dares to challenge heaven, earth, and even the air]
Important warnings:
The main couple will not split up or switch roles. They're inseparable.
My worldbuilding is extensive.
As always, there will be various side couples with different sexual orientations. The omnivorous need not fear.
Theme: Rules are meant to be broken
