How an Ordinary Person Survives the Supernatural Entertainment Industry

Tian Jin grew up under the red flag, a staunch materialist through and through. But one day, someone told him, "Spiritual qi revival is happening, and the fallen gods are awakening. If you don't believe me, go outside and see for yourself."

Beneath a pale full moon, a werewolf transformed, its forearm-long fangs reflecting a scarlet gleam.

Tian Jin promptly called the police. "I'd like to report someone walking a dog without a leash."

After hanging up, he patted the dog's head. "Be good. Don't run off next time."

The werewolf lord trembled in fear. "I wouldn't dare move. I really wouldn't dare."

After entering the entertainment industry, people still told Tian Jin that it was full of monsters and demons.

Backstage, a mermaid fell to corruption, its mental pollution sweeping across the venue as zombies surrounded them.

Tian Jin punched his way through the sasaeng fans surrounding his teammates, then sincerely praised them: "This mermaid-tail costume is great. A little fishy, though."

His mermaid teammate, a descendant of the Sirens, blushed. "He's so special. My pollution doesn't affect him at all."

At a livestream, an ancient ferocious beast melted into the shadows, and the sound of bones cracking filled the air.

Tian Jin made it spit out a severed finger, then stuffed a lollipop into its mouth. "Good boy. Don't eat garbage."

The Taotie curled up in a ball. "I'm a Taotie! How dare he!? Mm, that's sweet."

Tian Jin sighed at the people who looked perfectly human. "We should do away with superstition. The world is materialistic and peaceful."

The monsters trembled and frantically began searching: Who on earth is Tian Jin?!

The trending topics read: #BeastTamer #TeamMVP #TheUltimateBoyMom

Tian Jin was puzzled. "But what does 'boy mom' mean?"

The monsters blushed and fidgeted. "We don't know, but never mind! Mommy, mommy!"

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As you wish, we are all your blood and bone.

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The Beijing Office of Comprehensive Affairs for Anomalous Species recently issued its highest-level alert.

A terrified officer reported, "Report! An unknown high-level entity has appeared. Multiple S-rank anomalous species were so frightened that they called it Mommy!"

"Deputy Director, help!"

Deputy Director You Sujiu put down his phone. With top-tier star Tian Jin newly arrived in the bedroom behind him, he leaned over and embraced him from behind.

His nine tails appeared, and his demonic aura swept through the area, intimidating the anomalous species that were secretly watching and coveting Tian Jin.

He must be the one and only attendant of a deity.

You Sujiu leisurely wrote his directive:

"The target is extremely dangerous. Close surveillance required, 24 hours a day.

Assigned officer: You Sujiu.

Objective: Prevent other anomalous species from approaching."

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