The Sect Leader Only Wants Weekends Off

After working herself to death from overtime, corporate drone Bu Jia unexpectedly transmigrates to a cultivation world and is bound to the Sect Revitalization System.

System: Make your disciples cultivate diligently, become devoted to the sect, and willingly dedicate themselves to it. You will lead the sect to the top.

Make them love the sect? Easy! Bu Jia writes the rules in one flourish: weekends off, five social insurances and a housing fund, plus employee stock options.

System: I suspect you're the one who wants weekends off.

Bu Jia: Wow, you're so smart.

Determined to lie flat and avoid overtime, Bu Jia decides to recruit nothing but useless slackers into her sect.

As it turns out, her foolish eldest disciple is the only daughter of a prestigious family. After an accident leaves her mentally impaired, she is destined to become a plaything, abused in body and spirit.

Her frail second disciple was once an innocent half-demon, but after her clan is wiped out, she turns into a villain bent on destroying the world.

Her third disciple, a girl with little talent, is the family's true heiress, lost at birth. She studies and trains tirelessly, yet still can't win their approval, and eventually becomes obsessed and turns to demonic cultivation.

Some are busy competing over men, some are busy competing over who can kill more, and some are busy competing over cultivation. Everyone has a bright future.

To keep her disciples from competing themselves into the ground, Bu Jia decides to help them develop some hobbies.

She teaches her eldest disciple that dancing is better than dating, and her third disciple that cooking is better than cultivation. Halfway through, she realizes she has no money to buy ingredients.

Bu Jia pulls out a book titled Postpartum Care for Sows. "Second disciple, you half-demons must love raising pigs, right?"

The half-demons: ???

Other sects: That useless sect is incredible. They'll learn anything except cultivation.

Place your bets: they'll definitely come in last at the Young Prodigy Tournament.

At the Young Prodigy Tournament:

The eldest disciple dances, captivating the world. One wave of her red silk fan brings heaven and earth crashing down.

The second disciple summons a powerful, bristly wild boar, which charges into the evil creatures and protects the disciples from every sect.

The third disciple makes Dongpo pork, its rich spiritual energy helping her senior sister break through on the spot and drawing a crowd of eager buyers.

The male lead, who was supposed to save the damsel in distress: ?

The protagonist, whose moment in the spotlight was stolen: ?

The parents who came to watch the joke: ?

People wonder how a bunch of slackers who do nothing ever got this far.

Her disciples gaze at her fondly: "Even when I was useless, my master never gave up on me."

Their master changed the dark fate they were destined for. She also gave them a life of good food and drink, and the freedom to live as they pleased!

The disciples cheer: "Sect Leader Bu Jia is number one under heaven!"

Bu Jia looks bewildered. "You might not believe this, but all I wanted was to lie flat."

The other sect leaders: Is that what you call talking like a human being?

*The female lead is a silver-tongued queen who loves to spout nonsense.

*The male lead is an Immortal Venerable.

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"How an Ordinary Person Survives in the Monster Entertainment Industry"

My name is Tian Ge, and I'm an ordinary person. More specifically, if I can't live an ordinary daily life, time rewinds to the day I became an idol.

I've now reached my fourth life. The first three ended because:

My manager A was the last heir to a vampire family. To restore his family's former glory, he got into a street fight with his werewolf nemesis.

My teammate B was descended from dragons. He was so greedy that he robbed a vault on camera.

My teammate C was a mermaid princess. She fell in love with a scumbag and turned into foam, triggering a late-night massacre by the mermaid clan against the X powerful families.

Besides these beings from Western mythology, there's also a phoenix reborn from the ashes, a gluttonous Taotie who acts like a starving ghost...

In theory, no matter how wild they get, it shouldn't stop me from living an ordinary life. But apparently I'm a plot NPC in this world, and I happen to be present for every key event mentioned above, which forces my secret into the open.

In the middle of a battle between vampires and werewolves, a shootout between bullets and dragon fire, and the merfolk's shrieks... I'm completely unharmed.

That's right, I have a trivial secret too: I'm an ordinary person who can't be injured.

If my secret is discovered, I can't keep being an ordinary person, and time rewinds.

I've considered terminating my contract and leaving this filthy entertainment industry, but I can't afford the cancellation fee.

To get my life back on track, I decide to take the initiative and force everyone to play ordinary people with me.

At midnight, the werewolf starts howling. I dodge its bites with nimble footwork and report a rabid animal to the disease control center.

At dawn, when someone questions why Manager A is so pale, I explain that he has albinism.

In the afternoon, I take Teammate B to learn the traditional intangible cultural heritage art of fire-breathing, then patiently teach him after I master it.

At night, I put on makeup and disguise myself as a rich young gentleman, successfully distracting Teammate C.

Great, I managed to be an ordinary person today too.

There's a terrifying presence in X City's supernatural world, and countless people on the forums talk about her.

"She's incredibly agile. Nobody can even catch up to a strand of her hair!"

"Her ability to learn is terrifying. Even the mighty dragon clan can't compare!"

"Her reflexes are amazing. No matter what slipup I make, she can help me smooth it over!"

"She even knows the long-lost art of the Seventy-Two Transformations!"

"She's so terrifying. We absolutely must never go against Tian Ge's wishes."

"I suspect she's the legendary god."

Tian Ge: No, I'm just an ordinary person.

*The main story is told in third person.

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"How an Alien Species Finds Work in the Interstellar World"

Di Yi finally retires from the Infinite Flow world. Just as she's about to enjoy her retirement, she transmigrates into the interstellar world as a despised true heiress, cast out by her family to work as a security officer on a garbage planet in the Trash Star System.

The garbage planet has nothing but mountains of trash and strange residents "thrown away" by other planets.

Resident A is malnourished, yet still swings his sword a thousand times every day and gets into fights all over the planet.

Resident B often mutters to himself while staring at mysterious symbols, grumbling that the Old Gods will return one day.

Resident C is often surrounded by little flames, and occasionally sets the trash on fire, causing misery for everyone.

Aren't they her old underlings: a Qi Refining sword cultivator, a follower of the Old Gods, and that human-dragon hybrid who can't control his powers?

She grabs Resident A by the ear. "With that much strength, why aren't you hauling bricks for the security department?"

Resident A bursts into tears. "Boss, help me! I can't live without you!"

Di Yi looks around the garbage planet at nothing but desolation and feels she won't survive either.

To enjoy a quiet retirement on the garbage planet, Di Yi assigns everyone a new job.

She makes Resident A a lumberjack, responsible for felling trees and building houses. She makes Resident B a repairman, tasked with figuring out how to recycle "ancient" electronic waste. She puts Resident C in charge of the garbage factory, which specializes in incinerating household waste.

Just as her living conditions start to improve, she discovers that the neighboring planet is home to a swarm of bugs, so she has no choice but to start researching military facilities.

But as she keeps at it, why are a bunch of planets coming to ask for her help?

And why do they insist on giving her their planets?

Many years later, the matter of the true and false heiresses comes to light.

To protect her position, the false heiress sends someone to the garbage planet to find out how Di Yi is doing.

In the photo they send back, a woman in pajamas is flying around the sky on an electric broom.

She looks completely insane. She must be a useless nobody who belongs on a garbage planet.

The confident false heiress accepts a mission to exterminate the bugs in the Trash Star System.

She pilots the most advanced mecha, yet is beaten to a pulp by the evolved bugs.

The mecha that arrive to rescue her look bizarre. Some wield giant swords, some have dragon tails, and some have eighty tentacles??

Inside the cockpit, she connects to the Trash Star System's command line.

On the screen is a woman riding an electric broom.

"Hello, I'm Di Yi, the head of the Trash Star System."

Theme: Two days off a week, she deserves a place in the Imperial Ancestral Temple