The Demon Lord's Cat Wants to Kill Its Master Again

Xi Miao, the world's consciousness, watched with her own eyes as the Demon Venerable severed every spirit vein, wiped out all life, and left the world completely lifeless.

When she opened her eyes again, Xi Miao had returned to the Demon Venerable's youth. But she couldn't descend in her true form, so she could only make a wish to the Mother Goddess: “I want to become the being in this world most capable of hurting the Demon Venerable!”

The Mother Goddess granted her wish, and Mo Yanzhi's hateful face appeared before Xi Miao.

Xi Miao immediately curled her hand into a claw and aimed for the Demon Venerable's heart. Today, she would take him down!

Meow. A tiny pink paw smacked Mo Yanzhi's face with a series of sharp slaps.

Mo Yanzhi groggily opened his eyes and squeezed the soft little paw, his voice gentle and helpless.

“Be good. I'm recovering. Go back to sleep, and stop being so clingy, okay?”

Then he sneezed, and a rash broke out across his hand.

Xi Miao: Meow? I'm a cat?

All you did was give him an allergy? Mother Goddess, are you messing with me?

Xi Miao never gave up. Every day, she was brimming with murderous intent!

To carry out her assassination, she insisted on forming a pact with the useless Mo Yanzhi, despite all the powerful cultivators around.

Mo Yanzhi, alone and with no one to rely on: So there is someone in this world who loves me.

She trained herself to the brink, all so she could cut Mo Yanzhi down with her sword.

Mo Yanzhi, beaming with joy: She's doing all this so she can take human form and see me ^_^.

Xi Miao: Are you seriously messed up in the head?

In the end, Mo Yanzhi still fell to the demonic path. He stroked Xi Miao's smooth little fur, unconcerned by the discomfort of his allergy.

“If you stay, I'll spare this world. How about it?”

Also known as: #IThoughtIWasTheStrongestButActuallyImTheCutest

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Please add my upcoming stories to your reading list: What Do I Do About This Harem of Sinners? and The Golden Finger for the Tragic Beauty.

Blurb for What Do I Do About This Harem of Sinners?:

Xing Yue transmigrates into the book The Adjutant's Rise as a villain who shares her name. The villain is in charge of the Immortal Prison, abuses her authority, and commits every kind of crime. In the end, the adjutant runs her through the heart with a sword and leaves her body in the wilderness. And then... the world collapses.

System: “Calculations show you're the cause. You didn't raise the adjutant properly.”

Xing Yue, the villain forced to educate the protagonist: “Got it. Today is another day of following the law!”

An Immortal Lord, used by his family as a cultivation furnace, is violent, twisted, and bloodthirsty. After destroying his family, he intends to destroy himself.

Xing Yue carefully flips through the Immortal Laws. “That doesn't sound right. This counts as excessive self-defense. Serve your sentence obediently, and don't kill yourself.”

A glimmer lights the Immortal Lord's dull eyes. For the first time, someone has pleaded on his behalf.

A King of the Underworld's illegitimate son, who has been pretending to be a spoiled playboy and forced to flatter others, is about to be executed for murders he was coerced into committing.

Xing Yue flips through the Immortal Laws without a hint of sympathy. “Coercion? You're an accomplice at most. Why are you kneeling? Get up and go redeem yourself at the frontier.”

Warmth surges through the illegitimate son's chest. This is his only chance to escape his family.

The adjutant slays demons and punishes corrupt officials, adored by the people and brimming with confidence.

Xing Yue flips through the Immortal Laws coldly. “Taking the law into your own hands and imposing excessive punishments? Go home and copy the Immortal Laws a hundred times.”

The adjutant: “Tsk. What a pain.”

Xing Yue looks heartbroken. “If you hadn't turned out so badly, I wouldn't have to suffer here. A thousand times!”

Years later, the various rulers Xing Yue has taught to obey the law say with relief, “System, I can retire now, right?”

System: “Mm-hmm, no problem!”

Xing Yue pretends to have lost her memory, leaves everything to the adjutant, and uses her salary from thousands of years of service to live a life of luxury and decadence in the mortal realm.

The System suddenly comes back to life, frantically shouting: “This is bad! Those people are coming to get revenge!”

Xing Yue opens the door. The Immortal Lord, who commands the immortal army, says, “I have guarded the Immortal Realm for thousands of miles for you, A Yue. How can you just leave?”

The illegitimate son, now King of the Underworld: “What meaning is there in ruling the Underworld if A Yue isn't here?”

The adjutant, now in power, emerges from behind the others and starts massaging Xing Yue's shoulders and legs. “A Yue has worked hard for so many years. Don't mind them.”

Xing Yue: ???

Blurb for The Golden Finger for the Tragic Beauty:

Si Wu was born a Demon Venerable, but accidentally ended up in another world.

This other world has nuclear weapons. She can't fight back, so she becomes a good, law-abiding citizen.

Her only pastime is reading.

The supporting character Xi Ye in the book Heaven's Favorite is pretty good. People close to him tear out his heart and core, then torture him to death.

He's good-looking, too. Clearly excellent material for becoming a demon.

One day, Si Wu transmigrates into the book, overjoyed to have finally arrived in a cultivation world. As the mighty Demon Venerable, she can surely lead the demon clan to conquer the world!

Wait, why can't she move? She's become Xi Ye's sword spirit.

No matter. Given what Xi Ye has been through, if she guides him properly, he'll surely become a powerful member of the demon clan. Then he can lead the clan to conquer the world!

Xi Ye is heartbroken after being scolded by his father.

Si Wu whispers encouragement from the sidelines: “Train hard and beat them all into the ground!”

A proper demon should be ruthless and merciless.

Xi Ye devotes himself to training and wins big at the arena a month later.

His father, eyes brimming with tears: “My boy is so amazing! I'm making you the Crown Prince of the Dragon Clan!”

Si Wu: Is this really how things are supposed to go?

A true redemption story. The male lead will be redeemed into a sunny, well-rounded young man of the new era.

Theme: Everyone deserves a chance at redemption.