Conquest Options in the Mind of a Friendless, Taciturn Fool

Morikawa Hideki is terrible at talking.

Because he's so good-looking and bad at expressing himself, people mistake him for an "untouchable beauty" and he ends up lonely and depressed.

Until he gets bound to the "Conquest Choices in Your Mind."

System (cheerfully): I'll definitely help you make friends!

Morikawa Hideki: ...?

[Your friend, the Tenth, is feeling down because he's a good-for-nothing.]

[You decide:

A. Kiss him; B. Hug him]

Morikawa Hideki: ...?!

#Is this really how everyone talks to each other?#

[5t5 asks you: Just how many best friends do you have?

You answer:

A. Just you; B. You're the most special one]

Morikawa Hideki: ...?!

But I've already picked the same answer three times!

- Somebody save meeeee!

=

After unbinding from the System,

Morikawa Hideki says: Thanks for asking. I never thought I'd actually make a whole bunch of friends and finally stop being lonely.

But what should I do when all my friends are so possessive?

Every day, they make him choose one out of N options.

Is having so many friends too much of a crowd?

1L: First, make sure you really are just friends...

#Aren't we?#

#It's 100% pure friendship, absolutely!#

1. Crossover with Jujutsu Kaisen, Touken Ranbu, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Bungou Stray Dogs, K...

2. A crowd-pleasing, self-indulgent harem story. The protagonist is a total Mary Sue. OOC.

3. Canon pairings stay together; one-on-one pairings in the extra chapters.

Theme: Good people get what they deserve.