Did Senior Brother Song's Mask Slip Today?

The Gu family is the foremost clan in Tianshui, and Gu Lianzhou is a pampered young master who grew up surrounded by every luxury.

Once his illness was cured and that man named Song rescued him from the clutches of an evil spirit, the young master changed completely.

He became terribly clingy, and only clung to Song San.

The young master was so clingy that Master Gu couldn't keep him on a leash. He actually escaped the estate and ran off after that man named Song!

Master Gu was shaking with rage.

His precious son had lost his mind, chasing after a man. What kind of behavior was that?

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The Year God brings calamity upon the world, and monsters run rampant.

Song Qiling bears the Golden Seal of Xishan and hunts down the world's evil spirits. On her journey south, the Gu family held her up, and along the way she rescued a canary. She never expected the other party to be someone with “family connections,” who called her “Senior Brother” as soon as he woke up.

Senior Brother?

She's a woman!

The convenient little junior brother she picked up attracts trouble wherever he goes, with a countless trail of evil spirits and miasma behind him. He's practically an automatic vacuum cleaner.

From then on, Song Qiling hunted demons. Hunted demons.

Hunted, hunted, hunted, hunted, hunted, hunted, hunted, hunted, hunted, hunted demons.

She couldn't keep it up anymore. Wouldn't killing her junior brother be more satisfying?

But Gu Lianzhou, whose heart had been invaded by evil spirits, leaned wearily against her shoulder, dark shadows beneath his eyes. He cautiously ventured, “Senior Brother, do you really not like women?”

Song Qiling: “...”

With the way she's dressed right now, it's hard to say whether she does or not.

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What should I do if my junior brother thinks I'm gay? Answer urgently, please.

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[Reader's Guide]

1. A mischievous woman disguised as a man x a dazzling young master, one-on-one, both pure

2. Plenty of ghost- and demon-hunting scenes, mildly scary, with a fifty-fifty split between romance and plot

3. The setting is very loosely constructed, with countless original additions

My next book, The Eunuch Commander Offers Himself, is coming soon. Please add it to your collection!

Blurb:

Lan Ting transmigrated into a book, a eunuch novel called The Chief Eunuch as My Husband, and became a cannon-fodder concubine with only a minor role.

The good news: The love and hatred between the hero and heroine have nothing to do with her.

The bad news: Life in the harem is perilous at every turn. One wrong step could cost her head!

Lan Ting wanted to cry, but soon found she couldn't cry anymore.

Could someone tell her why everyone around her spoke in such short, snappy sentences? And what was going on with the solid text appearing as they spoke?

What was that blinking vertical line that looked like a cursor?

Lan Ting tried touching the line. A gigantic nine-key input panel appeared before her, the cursor resting at the end of an outrageous line of text

[The Eunuch Commander of the Directorate of Ceremonial Affairs waved the servants away, then slowly leaned down, gripped Lan Ting's chin, and poured crane's crown poison into her mouth|]

With her chin about to be dislocated, Lan Ting immediately struggled to breathe, her face turning red. In a panic, she pressed a key and discovered she could only edit the existing sentence, and could only change one character.

There was no way to escape this fatal ending!

At the critical moment, she reached out, deleted the character meaning “lean,” and replaced it with the character meaning “offer.”

The plot took effect, and the poison clattered to the ground.

Still shaken, Lan Ting looked up and saw that the commander, who had just been forcing her with a ruthless expression, now had red-rimmed eyes and clenched teeth as he slowly peeled off his robes, layer by layer.

His nose was red and his eyes brimmed with tears. He looked as if he had suffered a terrible injustice.

Wait!

Lan Ting swallowed with difficulty, suddenly realizing a fatal question

How was a man with nothing down there supposed to “offer” himself?

[Reading Guide]

1. I'm back with another eunuch novel! (Rubbing my hands together)

2. This pure-love devotee still chooses a one-on-one romance, both pure, with a happy ending

3. Naturally evil Eunuch Commander of the Directorate of Ceremonial Affairs x delicate, soft, and exquisitely beautiful Lan Ting, a newly appointed concubine with a cursor in hand

4. A real eunuch, severed clean off, with no possibility of regrowth (highlighted)

P.S. The manuscript is being written with great enthusiasm.

Theme: Humanity's anthem is an anthem of courage