101 Ways to Torment Your Senior Brother

[A shameful history from my reckless youth, enter at your own risk! Enter at your own risk! Enter at your own risk!]

He Lingyun took one wrong step and transmigrated into an unknown world, where she was forced to bind herself to a faulty "Trumpet Creeper System."

Looking down at her round and bizarre body, He Lingyun thought: What is wrong with this? Who transmigrates as a seed?!

Other people transmigrate and become human, become immortal, or at worst become a cute pet. But she could only lie buried in the lightless soil, unable to speak, waiting for herself to sprout.

After finally making it through, she became a trumpet creeper spirit who ruled over her corner of the world. She spent her days sunning herself and teasing her cheap little brother. Life was wonderful.

But on the very day she was about to take human form, an unwelcome guest arrived: a handsome man with flowing robes and an otherworldly air.

The handsome man chuckled softly. "You're growing beautifully."

He Lingyun's eyes widened in shock. "You could just compliment me! Why are you chopping me up with your sword?!"

With all her roots hacked away, He Lingyun was on the verge of having her soul scattered when she desperately clung to the man's robe hem and flew with him through the mountain gate.

From then on, she landed as a protected plant at an immortal sect, and incidentally activated the System that had been as lifeless as a dead fish.

[Scan complete. Host's Hatred Value has exceeded one hundred percent. The 'Harm Your Nemesis' mission has been successfully activated. When the Host's mission progress reaches 100%, the System will open the way home.]

He Lingyun: That works too?!

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For the past two days, Xue Qingcheng had felt a chill creeping up his back, as if an enemy were watching him. Then he suddenly turned around and saw a charming young woman smiling brightly at him.

"Senior Brother, I'm the new junior sister. We'll be getting along very, very, very well from now on, okay?"

Perhaps it was just Xue Qingcheng's imagination, but his junior sister's smile seemed to conceal a very big knife.

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Xue Qingcheng was born with a sword bone and was a once-in-a-century sword cultivator prodigy. Because of his cold nature and his inability to socialize, people had given him the nickname "Wooden Block."

A wooden block has no feelings, and a wooden block hates trouble.

But the new junior sister was like a little tail, clinging to him all day long and impossible to shake off.

"Senior Brother, I heard you like sweets. I made these pastries myself. Want to try one?"

Xue Qingcheng looked at the charred, black, unidentifiable object on the plate. "...Junior Sister's probably trying to poison me."

"Senior Brother, have some tea."

Xue Qingcheng watched the tea spill all over the floor. "...So this is what a heart attack feels like."

His junior sister was a lot of trouble, a professional troublemaker.

The trouble she caused kept getting bigger. What a headache.

In the end, his junior sister's sword was pointed at him. Her eyes were bloodshot, her face twisted beyond recognition. "Xue Qingcheng, you deserve this."

His heart suddenly hurt terribly.

It turned out that the heart he thought was made of wood had secretly blossomed long ago, without him even realizing it.

Since ancient times, a goofy girl has been the perfect foil for a scheming man: a scatterbrained heroine who doesn't get the hint and devotes herself to tormenting the male lead, paired with a male lead who seems bright and noble on the surface but is actually as wooden as a stone and unable to empathize with ordinary people.

[Reader's Guide]

* The wooden block falls in love first.

* There's a reason the heroine is so scatterbrained.

* Her little brother is alive and will appear in the middle or later part of the story (wink).

* One-on-one romance, happy ending.

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The next one is an eunuch story, an expanded version of the first short story in the short-story collection on my author page. Interested readers can visit my page to read the original. If you like it, please add it to your favorites~

[Upcoming Story Blurb]↓↓

On the seventh day after Jiang Li died of illness, the little palace maid Jiang Nizi in the Ye Ting Palace quietly acquired a different soul.

Inside Nizi's body, Jiang Li was dumbfounded.

She thought the King of Hell must have dozed off at work and spared her the step of reincarnation, sending her straight into this cage instead.

But it wasn't until Jiang Li saw the protagonist's halo above the little eunuch's head with her own eyes that she realized: Oh my heavens, she'd transmigrated into a book.

As it happened, Lu, the Seal-Holding Eunuch and protagonist of this book, was still a child, barely a month past his castration.

For the sake of living to a ripe old age, Jiang Li made a decision that went against her ancestors: she would cling to this great Buddha's leg.

Unfortunately, he was covered in thorns, and she couldn't even touch him.

[Note]

1: A "true fragrance" story. No block of ice is beyond the reach of a little ray of sunshine.

2: The male lead is a real eunuch. Readers who can't accept that, please don't force yourselves.

3: One-on-one romance, a healing sweet story, and a short read.

Theme: Let brilliant flowers bloom in adversity