[Help! I'm almost a third-year student and just found out I have no talent for sword cultivation. I want to switch to alchemy cultivation. Any advice?]
Fu Qing casually opened her social media app and came across the post on her home page.
[1F: Are you an idiot? The sword cultivation major has the highest admission scores and the best job prospects. People are fighting tooth and nail to get in, and you're already a third-year student. Just focus on cultivation.]
[2F: An alchemy cultivator here. Sword cultivation tuition is so cheap, and the sect even gives you a sword. Alchemy cultivators can spend half a year's living expenses on a few random ingredients. All I can say is, anyone thinking of joining should run.]
[23F (Puff): Come join our talisman cultivation major! As long as you can write and draw, you get free talisman paper, and you can make a sure profit!]
Posts like this were the most popular kind of joke online these days. Back then, Fu Qing had clicked in with a bewildered look. Now she could fit right in.
That one line wasn't enough for her, so Fu Qing typed out another long comment.
[24F (Puff): Joining the talisman cultivators feels just like coming home. My village burned down, and I wandered around begging every day until the talisman cultivators took me in. Everyone there, senior brothers and sisters alike, is so talented and so nice to talk to. I love it here!]
And then...
Then Fu Qing saw a burst of white light flash across the screen. The next second, her phone smacked her on the forehead with a thud, and she transmigrated.
**
Fu Qing transmigrated to a cultivation world and was bound to a System called [Cultivation World Survival Guide].
Through the System, she could publish everything she saw and heard in the cultivation world as notes on social media for others to read.
The more people who viewed, liked, and commented, the more she could absorb the essence of heaven and earth, helping her cultivate.
From [100 Useful Things You Should Know When You First Arrive in the Cultivation World]
to [An Older Student's Step-by-Step Guide to Choosing the Right Cultivation Sect]
then [Did You Know About These Unspoken Rules of Cultivation?]
and finally, the post [A Beginner's Guide to Cultivation, Starting from Zero]
At first, everyone thought she was just another netizen making jokes along with the online crowd.
But as her cultivation survival guides became more and more professional, all the netizens were left in awe.
"Sis! We love reading these! Don't stop!"
*Reading Notes
A heroine who grows over time
Cultivation is just too complicated, so the setting will be simplified. This is my own take on cultivation.
More details will be added later.
Blurb archived: 08.10
Theme: Don't go talking nonsense on social media
