Xixi's parents' story: My Love-Rival and I Pretended to Marry on a Dating Show
Coming Soon: The Beloved Real Young Master After Everyone Hears His Thoughts. Please add it to your favorites!
Blurb:
Zhou Yuhuai, a workaholic who pushes himself to the limit, transmigrates into the body of a scandal-ridden entertainer who ran away while pregnant.
In the original novel, the protagonist had a brilliant future ahead of him, but his image as everyone's pure, unattainable crush collapsed after his hookups and illegitimate child were exposed. He then tried to make a comeback by pushing his child too hard on a parenting show, only to bring about his own downfall and get blacklisted.
Having learned the plot in advance, Zhou Yuhuai flops onto the bed. Let the world burn. He'd rather be a lazy fish!
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Because of his contract, Zhou Yuhuai has no choice but to take his child on a parenting show. Everyone waits for him to make a fool of himself...
[Ugh! Disgraced entertainers should get out of the industry!]
[Blacklist him! Has the internet really forgotten everything?]
Before filming, the production crew asks the dads to pack their kids' luggage...
Other dads: Don't let the little one catch a chill, pack clothes! Don't let them go hungry, bring formula! Don't let them get bored, pack toys!
Zhou Yuhuai spreads his hands. The kid just needs to come, right~
Little Tangyuan: ?
During filming, the production crew asks the dads to make nutritious meals for their kids...
Other dads: Beef builds blood, eat up! Kiwis help with digestion, eat up! Carrots are good for your eyes, eat up!
Zhou Yuhuai sprinkles a handful of rice into a pot of water. Porridge fills you up, drink up~
Little Tangyuan: ...
Zhou Yuhuai happily slacks off, but then he discovers that his little one is a tiny perfectionist who pushes himself to the limit...
When Zhou Yuhuai slacks off and doesn't pack, Little Tangyuan takes the initiative to move their entire home. When Zhou Yuhuai serves plain rice porridge for every meal, Little Tangyuan transforms into a little master chef.
Not only that, Little Tangyuan winks and acts cute for the cameras, and sings and dances to rap like a full-fledged idol.
Little Tangyuan is a perfectionist, while Zhou Yuhuai is a lazy fish who just wants to lie flat. Other fathers and children love each other, while this father and son do their best to torment each other.
Their wonderfully unusual dynamic soon makes them an internet sensation.
At first, the whole internet is condemning Zhou Yuhuai, but then the show goes live...
[Give the kid more trouble! This is fun to watch!]
[Let me transmigrate into Zhou Yuhuai! I want a cute kid, no husband to take care of, and a child I can mess with~]
[Everyone was cursing Zhou Yuhuai before, and now everyone wants to be him. (doge, trying to save my life)]
Four-and-a-half-year-old Little Tangyuan has a secret: he's reborn!
In his previous life, his daddy was framed by a vicious villain, then cyberbullied into depression and suicide. When he discovered that his biological father was Wen Bai, a big shot in the business world, a staged car accident took his life.
When he wakes up, Little Tangyuan looks at his chibi self in the mirror, pinches his chubby cheek with a pudgy hand, and silently vows:
In this life, he'll make sure his daddy becomes famous!
So he takes his daddy on the parenting show and pushes himself to the limit, singing and dancing to rap and winking adorably, until his daddy makes a comeback!
On the show, the host deliberately gives Zhou Yuhuai a hard time. "May I ask who Little Tangyuan's father..."
Zhou Yuhuai, who wants nothing to do with Wen, replies coolly, "He's dead."
That night, a video of Wen Bai, the business magnate, proposing to Zhou Yuhuai tops the trending searches.
Netizens: Huh? Didn't you say he was dead?
Fierce but pure, cold on the outside and warm inside, says one thing but does another, innocent and easy to tease, sickly obscure entertainer, lazy-fish bottom VS cunning and aloof, devoted green-tea puppy top who only wants to cuddle his wife
[Reader's Guide]
1. The top and bottom are both sexually inexperienced. Happy ending.
2. The bottom transmigrates into a book, and the child is reborn.
3. A fun story about raising a kid, with a sweet romance.
4. Fictional setting, no real-life inspirations. Same-sex marriage and having children are legal.
5. The bottom does not abuse the child! Slacking off is just slacking off, and it doesn't have any negative effects on the kid!
6. The kid's romantic partner after he comes of age is Ding Ding, a cross-dressing beauty. There is no romance before he comes of age, and the kid's relationships in the main story are friendships!
7. The values expressed in this story do not necessarily represent the author's values.
★Coming Soon: My Love-Rival Is Full of Schemes! If you like it, please add it to your favorites. It really means a lot to this author, pretty please (T ^ T)
There is a famous pair of love-rivals in the entertainment industry: Zhou Xiao and Ding Boru.
Although they met on a parenting show when they were five, it doesn't stop them from getting into arguments whenever they meet as adults.
Through hard work and acting talent, Zhou Xiao fights his way to the top and finally wins Best Actor at the Baihua Awards.
At the same time, his love-rival Ding Boru wins Best Director for his debut film, Stubborn Secret Crush.
The two rarely appear at the same awards ceremony.
Zhou Xiao watches Ding Boru stride up to the stage on his long legs, sneers inwardly, and rolls his eyes at Ding Boru's insincere acceptance speech.
Hmph. Today's a good day, so he'll save the fighting for later.
At last, it's Zhou Xiao's turn to accept his award. Under a million camera flashes and the bright lights of the stage, he beams and raises his dazzling trophy high, his voice ringing with excitement. "Today's a good day--"
Before he can finish, a mixed-race little darling rushes out from backstage. He's gorgeous, like a doll, with ocean-blue eyes, flaxen-brown hair, skin so fair it seems to glow, and features that blend the softness of Eastern bone structure with the definition of Western features.
Wait, isn't this Ding Boru at five years old?
The little darling's eyes are brimming with tears. He grabs Zhou Xiao's sleeve with a chubby little hand and gives it a careful tug, calling out pitifully, "Daddy..."
The whole venue erupts.
What the heck! Where did this little brat come from? What a schemer!
Later, Zhou Xiao realizes that the schemer isn't the little brat, but his love-rival...
A cold, taciturn top who relies on his son to pursue his wife x a sunny bottom who only opens his mouth to roast his top
One-on-one romance, both are sexually inexperienced, and the child transmigrated here and is their biological child
Theme: Life is about striving and working hard!
Was it Beavis who forced Tintin to dress up as a woman?
I feel that Mr. Wen's image creation is a bit flat, he just treats the protagonist in a humble way, and he smiles bitterly when talking about the issue of male supporting actors.
I think the biggest shortcoming is that when the two people face the problem of male supporting roles, it seems to be forcibly subdued. In daily variety shows, they can be considered normal, but when they quarrel, the whole episode collapses.
Well, this is just my personal opinion. I look forward to improving.
Hahahahaha, why is Wenbo so direct?
Ice cream costs 15 a piece! ! There is an assassin! Come, escort me!
The child was miserable and was taken away directly
I'm a little angry. This kid is really speechless.
Eh? Where did my comment go? Can't see
I feel so sorry for my 4.9 Yuan. This writing style really has a lot of room for improvement. I am not saying what the author meant. As a reader who has spent money, I feel that the money is a bit uncomfortable after reading it. I simply hope that the author will continue to work hard. I regret not reading the comments section before ordering the whole book. Next time I will learn more and buy five chapters, so that I can have a chance to regret after reading the article.
I feel so sorry for my 4.9 Yuan. This writing style really has a lot of room for improvement. I am not saying what the author meant. As a reader who has spent money, I feel that the money is a bit uncomfortable after reading it. I simply hope that the author will continue to work hard. I regret not reading the comments section before ordering the whole book. Next time I will learn more and buy five chapters, so that I can have a chance to regret after reading the article.
Isn't Tintin actually an older brother?
Was it Beavis who forced Tintin to dress up as a woman?
I feel that Mr. Wen's image creation is a bit flat, he just treats the protagonist in a humble way, and he smiles bitterly when talking about the issue of male supporting actors. I think the biggest shortcoming is that when the two people face the problem of male supporting roles, it seems to be forcibly subdued. In daily variety shows, they can be considered normal, but when they quarrel, the whole episode collapses. Well, this is just my personal opinion. I look forward to improving.
Hahahahaha, why is Wenbo so direct?
Ice cream costs 15 a piece! ! There is an assassin! Come, escort me!
The child was miserable and was taken away directly
I'm a little angry. This kid is really speechless.
Eh? Where did my comment go? Can't see
I feel so sorry for my 4.9 Yuan. This writing style really has a lot of room for improvement. I am not saying what the author meant. As a reader who has spent money, I feel that the money is a bit uncomfortable after reading it. I simply hope that the author will continue to work hard. I regret not reading the comments section before ordering the whole book. Next time I will learn more and buy five chapters, so that I can have a chance to regret after reading the article.
I feel so sorry for my 4.9 Yuan. This writing style really has a lot of room for improvement. I am not saying what the author meant. As a reader who has spent money, I feel that the money is a bit uncomfortable after reading it. I simply hope that the author will continue to work hard. I regret not reading the comments section before ordering the whole book. Next time I will learn more and buy five chapters, so that I can have a chance to regret after reading the article.