Please Stop Fishing, My Nemesis!

[Homophobic steel straight man's mouth and body are upright, fried golden retriever innocent virgin attack × On the surface, he is naturally flirting with iceberg beauties, but in fact, he uses a thousand-layer routine to catch this beauty, who desires control and is beyond the control of women's clothes] 1. Lin Zhouzhou, who is known as a level 10 homophobic straight man in the sports department, regrets most in his life is that he changed his WeChat name to "File Transfer Assistant". On the night he changed his name, he received a photo of his rival Yin Zhen in a Gothic style lo-skirt - a sexy lace choker with a sharp Adam's apple, the long legs under the fluffy skirt were dazzlingly white, and the black leg rings tightened the thighs and made them voluptuous... Straight man Lin Zhouzhi's Adam's apple rolled up: .. I'm so stupid! How come my old friend and best friend turned into a cross-dressing boss! In order to seal his mouth, Yin Zhen pinched him and threatened: "Zhou Zhoujiang~ If you tell anyone, I will secretly play dress-up games with you in private. You will cry when you watch Pure Love Girls, and you will have to write a hundred thousand words of review. The browsing history of sneak peeks of calcium tablets in high school will be posted all over the bulletin board~" Lin Zhouzhi jumped to his feet: "... Fuck, you don't have martial ethics when you wear a fucking skirt!" Then... Lin Zhouzhou, a straight man with level 10 homophobia, was forced to start a magical life—— Accompanying Yin Zhen to buy a small skirt, but was praised by the shopping guide as "your boyfriend's waist is really thin"; Became the exclusive photographer of Yin Zhen's women's clothing, and from then on the entire Internet became addicted to the cult CP of "the grumpy golden retriever × the fishing fairy"; Swiping to save Yin Zhen's women's photos into the cloud drive, Yin Zhen caught her on the spot: "Zhou Zhou Jiang, you save pictures faster than you can grab rebounds~" Also, being forced to undergo soul torture every day—— "Do I look better in JK or Hanfu?" "... You look best without any fucking clothes on!" "Oh?" Yin Zhen lazily pulled open his collar, revealing the cherry blossom tattoo and a red mole under his collarbone, "Do you really want to see me running naked, Zhou Zhou Jiang?" Help! How come this pervert in cross-dressing even has a mole that makes her look sexy! 2. Yin Zhen, known as the "God of Code" in the Computer Science Department of S University, has only two hobbies, one is writing code and the other is wearing women's clothing. Until he discovered the little secret of his bamboo horse forest—— In order to prevent my waist from wearing women's clothes, I deliberately fed milk tea every day to gain weight, but in the end, all I ordered was iced and 30% sugar; I secretly played a dress-up game to match my daughter's clothes, and it turned out to be the same style as the lo-skirt I wear every week; During the day, Hupu pretends to be a tough guy, and at night, LOFTER writes RPS articles about "sports student × cross-dressing boss". From then on, Zhen Shen had his third major hobby - taming that explosive sports dog. The domestication plan includes but is not limited to—— Lin was scolded by the coach for wearing a waist-baring JK as a cheerleader and shouting to Zhou Zhoujiang to cheer up. Deliberately uploaded #zhouzhen#super talk cp Seese fanart with a trumpet account to observe the congestion of Lin Zhouzhi's ear tips. Lin deliberately put Lin Zhouzhou's favorite strawberry milk in the pocket of her JK skirt, which made Lin Zhouzhou feel at a loss. Lin Zhou was teased so hard that he couldn't hold his tongue straight: "My pen... Is straight!" This is all pure fucking friendship and socialist brotherhood! Yin Zhen nodded: It's the brotherly love of saving photos of brothers wearing women's clothes on their phones~ num by narcissism# ​ #Let him be coquettish, straight men will bow down# ​ #Let him catch him, straight men will fall for it# ​#We agreed to be brothers together, but you secretly wore your wedding dress# PS. 1. A straight man with a loyal dog, Gong × hooks up with a beautiful woman, Shou. They have a first love and a two-way secret love. Gong and Shou love each other. 2. All the plots of women's clothing are based on personal preferences and there is no gender cognitive disorder. 3. The awakening process for a straight man is about the same as a husky tearing down a house. Please prepare antihypertensive drugs. 4. Cool 1 beautiful 0, poor body shape and poor skin color~ 5. All the plots in the article are only for young couples. It's a sweet cookie of about 100,000 words~purely sweet~ The next book will be seamlessly connected to the beginning of October, "The Cold-hearted Movie Emperor Suffers from Furry Hungry Syndrome" [On the surface, he is cold and abstinent, but without his wife, he will only be dark, crawling, furry, hungry and thirsty × cute, cute, stupid, beautiful, and fishing-type fox 0] 1. Bai Xi, a hybrid of human, fox and beast, accidentally transformed back into a fox, and was later picked up and raised by the best actor Shen Zhanchen. The life of being raised was so comfortable, until Bai Xi's adulthood came—— He was unable to control his body and often turned into a human form in the middle of the night and nestled in Shen Zhanchen's arms. He was afraid that one day he would be discovered, and finally had no choice but to leave the Shen family. After leaving, Bai Xi was greedy for Shen Zhanchen's warmth. In order to get close to Shen Zhanchen, he entered the entertainment industry and participated in variety shows. He finally had the opportunity to interact with Shen Zhanchen, but the other party was very distant and polite to him. This makes Bai Xi very angry! Finally one day, Bai Xi and Shen Zhanchen lived in the same room. He was very happy that night, slept very comfortably and had sweet dreams. Halfway through the sweet dream, he suddenly felt something holding him. Bai Xi suddenly opened his eyes and met those gentle eyes during the day but now like a beast dormant at night—— It's Shen Zhanchen. Bai Xi was extremely frightened, but found that Shen Zhanchen was grabbing his furry tail that was wagging wildly... Ouch, oops, exposed... 2. In domestic entertainment, actor Shen Zhanchen has always been a flower of the high mountains. Everyone thinks that he is cold and ascetic, but they don't know that he has a shameful habit in private: furry hunger syndrome. This symptom is so severe that it even affects his normal life. Fortunately, Shen Zhanchen accidentally picked up a red fox, and his furry hunger was relieved. But the good times did not last long. One day, his fur disappeared. Later, he participated in a variety show, and there was a newcomer named Bai Xi. Bai Xi was familiar with him and was particularly enthusiastic about him. Every day, the older brother was the older brother and the younger brother was the younger brother. He kept sticking to Shen Zhanchen, but Shen Zhanchen only felt that this newcomer was uneasy and kind-hearted. So he decided to find out what was going on and took the initiative to invite him. That night, Shen Zhanchen pretended to sleep. Unexpectedly, before he discovered Bai Xi's conspiracy, he saw the fiery red, fluffy and furry tail wagging wildly behind Bai Xi... Shen Zhanchen's Adam's apple rolled. Want to masturbate... Very much. 3. Later, Shen Zhanchen and Bai Xi signed a secret agreement. Bai Xi only needs to provide furry tail services, and Shen Zhanchen will give him filming resources. Therefore, whenever Shen Zhanchen showed a complicated expression, Bai Xi would thoughtfully change his big fluffy tail, approach him enthusiastically, and invite him warmly: "Lulu!" Until one night, Bai Xi found that Shen Zhanchen had been staring at him. He immediately understood and jumped in front of him thoughtfully. At this time, Shen Zhanchen's Adam's apple slipped and his eyes were deep: "I want to jerk off the one in front of you." "Okay, okay~" "Huh? Huh!" No...! …… The next morning, Bai Xi held on to her sore waist and stared at the ceiling in despair, biting the corners of the quilt and thinking pitifully: Wow... Did you agree to only provide furry tail services? 4. Someone asked: How can I get rid of my husband's furry hunger syndrome? Bai Xi (raises his hand) (satisfied) (turns into a big tail) (wags the big tail): Then turn into a fluffy tail and stroke it for him! Intention: I love you but I don't know it.